Louis Lillywhite

Those who live in glass houses should not dance like nobody's watching

Don't judge a book before you've walked a mile in its shoes

Well well well, if it isn't the bridge I said I'd burn when I got to it
#malaphor

There's more than one way of stealing candy from a baby

Fool me once, shame on you. Teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life

Can we all agree on the nickname "The Adjuster"?

Good to see @guster.bsky.social narrowly beating the hour long fart track in my Spotify wrapped. That's not a burn on Guster, it's praise for 1000 different farts

Democracy For Sale - Safeguard Democracy A survey to make a people-powered plan to safeguard Britain's democracy from leading investigative journalists who write about lobbying and dark money

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If a medium can talk to the dead, imagine what a large could do

#vegan

Google call screening is the best thing to happen to phones since phone calls

If there’s one thing we’ve learned today, it’s that people REALLY hate health insurance companies.

The word schadenfreude gets tossed around a lot these days

well well well. if it isn't exclusively the music i started listening to before the age of 26. and dua lipa

‘Ardent Brexiteer’ James Dyson describing the last budget as an ‘egregious act of self-harm’ in the Telegraph.

Massive Brexiter says what now?

Tesla owners turn against Musk: ‘I’m embarrassed driving this car around’ The electric car brand was once a liberal favourite – but the CEO’s embrace of Trump has led to an angry backlash

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Leon has received more gender affirming care than he'd care to admit...

Imagine being the richest person on the planet and still being a complete loser

Man addicted to drinking brake fluid claims he can stop any time he wants

Is it Stoke on Trent?

Funny because true.

Let's just let them get away with everything then. That's clearly the only solution

If a medium can talk to the dead, imagine what a large could do

Who's a good boy

Listening to Lost and Gone Forever by @guster.bsky.social for maybe the 1500th time, reminiscing about red rocks. What a bucket list couple days that was

All Drake had to do was lay low and go hiking in the mountains for a few months, but no, dude is determined to keep reminding us that he's a loser.

The adjective for metal, is metallic. But not so for iron, which is ironic

It's actually pronounced 'jaslight'