Those who live in glass houses should not dance like nobody's watching
Don't judge a book before you've walked a mile in its shoes
Well well well, if it isn't the bridge I said I'd burn when I got to it
#malaphor
There's more than one way of stealing candy from a baby
Fool me once, shame on you. Teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life
Can we all agree on the nickname "The Adjuster"?
Good to see @guster.bsky.social narrowly beating the hour long fart track in my Spotify wrapped. That's not a burn on Guster, it's praise for 1000 different farts
If a medium can talk to the dead, imagine what a large could do
#vegan
Google call screening is the best thing to happen to phones since phone calls
If there’s one thing we’ve learned today, it’s that people REALLY hate health insurance companies.
The word schadenfreude gets tossed around a lot these days
well well well. if it isn't exclusively the music i started listening to before the age of 26. and dua lipa
Massive Brexiter says what now?
Leon has received more gender affirming care than he'd care to admit...
Imagine being the richest person on the planet and still being a complete loser
Man addicted to drinking brake fluid claims he can stop any time he wants
Is it Stoke on Trent?
Funny because true.
Let's just let them get away with everything then. That's clearly the only solution
If a medium can talk to the dead, imagine what a large could do
Who's a good boy
Listening to Lost and Gone Forever by @guster.bsky.social for maybe the 1500th time, reminiscing about red rocks. What a bucket list couple days that was
All Drake had to do was lay low and go hiking in the mountains for a few months, but no, dude is determined to keep reminding us that he's a loser.
The adjective for metal, is metallic. But not so for iron, which is ironic
It's actually pronounced 'jaslight'
