Both of my parents unfortunately, I tend to visit them when the news isn't on.
31.10.2025 12:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@reallycantbearsed.bsky.social
Both of my parents unfortunately, I tend to visit them when the news isn't on.
31.10.2025 12:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0At least everyone looks happy to be there.
04.06.2025 07:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Most people can be a company director for peanuts (to register anyway).
Hardly a flex!
Day 9 of Lois asking Steve Reed to join her at the football. โฝ
Something stinks about Thames Water's sewage plant upgrade costs. How can it be 15x more expensive than building a new one in other countries?
Perhaps Environment Secretary Steve Reed can tell her?
#LoisvSteve
Nope, sorry. It's just one big competition that I'm 100% going to lose, so what's the point?
17.03.2025 08:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bowie or faith no more? Both are brilliant either way.
07.03.2025 21:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Saw a post on Facebook 'if Zelensky is so passionate about the country he's running, he should get on the battlefield'
I'm not sure what to reply with?
Perfect as usual
23.02.2025 13:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I actually managed to find the funny in this one. Yeah, I know, under THESE conditions?! Remarkable.
Iโll do a shot of Novichok to celebrate. Russian warship, go fuck yourself!
Hereโs my take: Are Trump, Musk & Johnson KGB Agents? Yeah, Probably. youtu.be/XvBGrQ8gKEg?...
Is there a sweepstake on trumpet doing one soon?
21.02.2025 16:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's funny how the BBC conducted such a thorough 2 month long investigation into a 5 month discrepancy in the CV of the current chancellor...
...but somehow completely failed to notice a single thing an entire Tory Government of liars, tax avoiders & charlatans did for 14 years.
I'll pass on your comments โค๏ธ
10.02.2025 16:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Baby octopus with new potatoes (octopus were marinated in lemon, olive oil and herbs)
10.02.2025 14:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Love it. My mum made mine for me.
10.02.2025 14:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Doh! Another one will turn up hopefully
17.01.2025 14:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Found and ate a whole jar of pickled mussels this evening, they were delicious until I realised that their use by date was almost 12mths ago.
17.01.2025 00:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh dear, what a shame, nevermind
16.01.2025 20:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The film looks like garbage.
12.01.2025 20:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I've followed you for god knows how long, both of my cousins are doctors, my 2 uncles are doctors, another cousin was a dentist and my mother was a sister.
I'm absolutely disgusted at the way the NHS is being handed to the private sector on a plate.
Sensible people either go to the pub or have iptv.
12.01.2025 16:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just sent a message to a customer saying 'will you be aroused tomorrow afternoon' (obviously meant 'around'), before I had chance to delete it for everyone I got a reply saying 'depends on your foreplay'
Fuck!
A local shop posted on Facebook that they're open on Christmas day for general groceries, the uproar was comical!
24.12.2024 06:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Don't forget 'gluten free'
24.12.2024 05:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I got expelled from there ๐
24.12.2024 05:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Turkeys vote 'for' Christmas.
22.12.2024 10:08 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0At what point do the powers that be realise that most of the population are actually on the Ukrainians and Palestinians side and not Russian or Israeli side?
21.12.2024 19:26 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0