The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down
Minneapolis is a B-tier city. We should be thriving in midwest obscurity with Detroit and Omaha. But we're doing a lot of heavy lifting for the country rn and thus kinda the world and we deserve better K-pop concerts! Chicago my ass, Minneapolis is the new destination. Who do I talk to about this.
I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
Legitimately Amy Sherman-Palladino was told to cut down the pilot of Gilmore Girls and she insisted it would be fine. And it was. So genuinely this is a question that has been asked and answered, and the answer is "It must be spoken as fast as Gilmore Girls."
@rdwalshv.bsky.social Our canvas where we created fantastical worlds never before seen.
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
Ron Swanson would respond to ICE sightings and everyone would think he's MAGA. Leslie says it's because his general look is giving mountain man conservative. The next time he responds to a call for help, he is wearing a blue Party City wig on his head like a hat.
Projecting Koyaanisqatsi on the wall at the orgy for ambience
we all need somebody to lean on
Vocab Words Every Homosexual Knows
Sporadic
Staunch
Elusive
Chanteuse
Unprepossessing
There are whole movies that don’t have the twists and turns of this paragraph.
"hard" sci-fi is when there's a butch with an undercut and a grease stained tank top
"soft" sci-fi is when there's a femme with a holographic dress and strange psychic powers
Never change, Minneapolis
When You First Start Learning A Program: Insert, then add Marker...there! That's done!
1000 Hours Of Practice Later: (in your underwear using keyboard shortcuts tailored specifically to your mad scientist brain and exact finger splay) If I have to touch my mouse I will kill myself.
I trust you like I trust any highly specific program recommended on Reddit I've never heard of with a simple website designed in 2002 no one ever felt the need to update: implicitly, entirely, and unquestioning.
I am talking about My Dad Wrote A Porno with a friend and I just thought "My dad would write way better erotica than that guy" and I know this because I read a spanking scene he wrote once (I don't think he remembered it was in the story). Having an artistic NPR dad comes with many challenges.
Fun fact: one of the more famous PSAs from the time was, "It's 10 p.m. Do you know where your children are?"
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Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon are the epitome of your amazing queer femme bestie and her useless, shitty boyfriend she got locked into in high school and refuses to acknowledge is a complete dud because she's terrified of the divorce process.
I can't believe Jisso released Earthquake at the exact same time Sabrina Carpenter and Dolly Parton release their Please Please Please duet. That was the most intense 11 PM of my life.
We need to return to "batteries sold separately" culture but for USB cords. Please. Please spare me. I do not want or need another 3 inch obligatory cheap cord. I'm drowning. No more. God, have mercy on my junk drawer.
BOOM, there it is 🎯
@lakiki.bsky.social help
This is actually a very dangerous folder. I have taken many screenshots for unpure reasons and if anyone else goes through these I will have to face a mean girl reckoning. These photos are recorded history of me being constantly petty.
As I continue to explore the depths of my computer I have discovered a folder with every screenshot I have ever took, ever, from the day I bought this computer. I had no idea those things were saved. What an absolute treasure trove, oh my god
In trying to find the same picture I use for every profile, which you would think meant that I had it saved but no, I found this file named "thepandemic.png." I made it January 24, 2021. Much to process. Much to consider.
I just tried to sign up for blue sky and got mad because the name "lianawalsh" was taken and I was like WHO THE FUCK IS THE OTHER VERY ONLINE LIANA WALSH and then I thought "wait" and realized it was me. I had already registered this name.
