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Excited to join the conversation on Blue sky

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Damn the Oscar noms for Live-Action short are WILD this year

There should be a “Haunted 17th Avenue” ghostwalk where they tell people about the spirits of local restaurants” that died from poor operations management & public health violations

I want to purchase the vacant Buffalo Wild Wings near Sunridge & open up a Dragon’s Den themed restaurant where Chefs pitch meals to you & 3 friends & you choose if you want to “invest your tastebuds”. The dress code is either a power suit or a vomit pattern button down from Espy

Calgary is actually normcore and it’s cool!

Its our vibe

Bring back the Chinook Mall carousel and declare food court a protected national park

Oh damn cant wait

Holy crap dudes

Full of potential

Hahahahaha i love this new website we are on

* on shark tank *

Me: ok hear me out….bagel bites but much larger…

Kevin: you mean like Pizza? You are describing Pizza

Me (ignoring Kevin): …they’re called…wait for it …”Big Bagel Bites”

Kevin: OK now I’m listening

OKGO has to stop doing these quirky music videos

As i understand the “mandela effect” it is that many people remember a comedian in the 90s named “Howie Mandela”

I think about his involvement everyday :)

This is what im talking about

Got one of those new “talking cars” y’know that are all the rage y’know and it’s real cool y’know but I think it’s broken because all it says is “please stop fucking me, please stop fucking me”

Would you spend 100 days in this room with a random stranger for $500,000? (Door is unlocked, if one of you leave before day 100 you both lose)

The Government of Alberta Tell The Feds ad campaign will cost $8M but imho it is worth every penny

Really taking off now

This is a wonderful thing to logon to

Can't believe I'm view #14 of Planet Jerf, the @jeffdsilva.bsky.social youtube podcast. When it hits a million views I'll be able to tell all of Bluesky about how I was #14. Watch for the future quote tweet of this post

All of my shenanigans feel like they are being suppressed by not having a blue check and threads has like my aunties and uncles reading it so it looks this is now da place to be online

Can’t believe i’ve been missing out on all of these posts the whole time i’ve been clinging on to the other place.

I am here!!!

A hhh heck yah finally on Bluesky the place for da posters, da true ogs, da real homies, da people banned from the r/veggietales subreddit for sticking baby carrots up their asses