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My laundromat is usually hopping with women and families on a Sunday morning. Today I’m the only one here. The implications are ominous and I hope everyone is ok. 😡🧊

She’s a beaut!

Anna Camp deserves an Emmy for this season of “You.”

Aging like fine wine. Didn’t even need the extra work.

With the added bonus of Elon losing more money in process 🎉 Two wins today kids.

And if you aren’t ready yet - so many of us will be here to cheer for you when you are.

You are seen. You are loved. You deserve joy! ❤️

Those OTHER folks can come yap at me first. I have some questions for them anyway.

This is actually a device that sticks to your bicep and collects a small vial from a micro cut. It was pretty cool.

I just collected my own blood sample with an online proctor. Wild.

Would love a reverse swear jar where I put a dollar in and it gives me a new and exciting expletive to use

Took a field trip to renew my library card and reaffirmed that I don’t trust anyone that doesn’t like libraries.

When my headphones need to be charged, a gentle little voice pops in and says “please charging.” I find it charming.

Yes, RFK Jr is very wrong.

How in the Project 2025 did I end up on this list? (This is why I always look up vague, screamy, outreach - especially when I really like my very progressive Alderman.)

Well Jessica and Bailey - my oops never endangered active service members so, you know. @usatoday.com You really said “this seems like a fun take?” Join the pile.

Here comes the “WHATABOUT.” We don’t have time to process the last fuckery before a new fuckery starts so forgive us if every insane point doesn’t make it into every single missive. Yes we should be mad about everything but we also need to, you know, breathe.

We contain multitudes of rage.

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Congrats! I’ve had good luck with padmapper.com - they seem to get more private owned buildings than big mgmt co. Hotpads get a little more variety too.

Musk is busy fighting with video games on X - check back later.

To anyone living in a state that doesn't respect you for who you love or who you are: Illinois has a place for you.

You are seen, you are celebrated, you are protected, and you are welcome here in our state.

You don't always have to try your best, sometimes you can even try your worst just as a little treat

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" is a complete sentence

Of course not. Never mind Dumb & Dumber got lucky the journalist didn’t share the intel. They definitely won’t screw up again. Until they do.

I truly can’t decide if it’s more or less terrifying that was got the DUMBEST supervillains.

A child told me I have the spirit of Gen Alpha. She also told me I’m young in spirit, old in body - and she’s not wrong - but let’s focus on the positive.

Can I redirect my portion of tax funds paying Chuck’s salary to the public doing the actual work?

Girl, throw the whole man away.