Not the point but what in tarnation
29.10.2025 02:18 β π 33 π 10 π¬ 6 π 1@stevebenaquist.bsky.social
Writer, comedian, SAG-AFTRA, cat roommate.
Not the point but what in tarnation
29.10.2025 02:18 β π 33 π 10 π¬ 6 π 1Working on a sequel to The Shaggy D.A., βThe Brazilian D.A.β
28.10.2025 21:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm in the same camp. We both werenβt at the concerts, not holding lightersβ¦
28.10.2025 08:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0World Series Game 3 lasted just shy of 7 hours, 50k+ in attendance. Based on most recent US mortality rate of .928/1,000 annually, 0.741553 people in that stadium should have died in that time.
That one guy is so lucky it didnβt go another 6 innings.
World Series Game 3. 18th inning. If LA runs out of pitchers, they did show Sandy Koufax is in the crowdβ¦
28.10.2025 06:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Texting with a Canadian pal re: World Series Game 3 in LA
#bluejays #dodgers
In order to prove their reporting is impartial, modern mainstream media journalists go out of their way to avoid showing a bias for democracy.
26.10.2025 15:25 β π 469 π 115 π¬ 25 π 9Scott is all talented and stuff!
26.10.2025 03:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0More of this. All the time. Every time they appear. Constantly. Fuck ICE.
25.10.2025 23:19 β π 2211 π 352 π¬ 56 π 9Didnβt you know? Schneider was born in 1840.
25.10.2025 01:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He gets his erm, boots shined, plenty at cabinet meetings now, so maybe thatβs enough?
Or heβs as tired as he seems
21 days of shutdown. The GOP is really determined to make people pay more for healthcare. And for billionaires to get their tax break. #principles
21.10.2025 23:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone else grind their teeth in agony when you hear the vocal fry VO on those Kindred ads?
21.10.2025 05:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 048 should just let that ballroom sit empty with the lights off. Better yet, make it a soup kitchen.
21.10.2025 05:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quick, go climb another mountain to quiet the thoughts!
21.10.2025 03:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Say it right
15.10.2025 20:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Young" Republicans are already angry and old in heart and mind. Wasted youth personified. A death cult.
15.10.2025 05:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Great poster!
15.10.2025 05:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bingo
(Police Squad responses welcome)
PRO TIP: Sports writers, have some fun with the team name in your headlines. E.g., if youβre in Milwaukee, try, βBrewinβ Up Troubleβ or βWhatβs Brewinβ?β Pardon the pun!!
BONUS TIP: Droppinβ the G at the end of -ing words signals informality, a.k.a. FUN! π€©
Nobody tell Pete Hegseth
07.10.2025 03:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm an ally, but I admit when I went to Red Lobster I couldnβt resist the SWERF and TERF special. π
06.10.2025 16:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0attributing personality traits to generations is the phrenology of our age
04.10.2025 18:57 β π 95 π 10 π¬ 7 π 0Nice view!
02.10.2025 18:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How hurt is Cosby he wasnβt asked to play Riyadh?
02.10.2025 04:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hello, VEGAS. See the Eagles OR Wizard of Oz at the Sphere. Or both!! π€©
01.10.2025 09:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Lowdown is terrific! Fun to be on the SAG nom comm this year & see a lot of great shows and meet @ethanhawken.bsky.social ! He & Sterlin Jarho have made a rich world that sucks you in. And two of its denizens are my old comedy comrades @johnnypemberton.bsky.social and @joshfadem.bsky.social!
26.09.2025 23:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A map titled United States High Speed Rail System showing a theoretical high speed rail system in the United States. Some lines also connect north to Vancouver or the Quebec CityβWindsor Corridor, or south to Tijuana or Monterrey. The map is credited to First Cultural Industries AKA Alfred Twu, dated from February 2013, and is downloadable at www.californiarailmap.com
the US if Tylenol actually caused autism
23.09.2025 16:13 β π 13445 π 2987 π¬ 3 π 141Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station.
List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/
As a matter of fact... I happened to be listening to KQED in July when they interviewed @vermontgmg.bsky.social (author of an excellent history of Watergate, writer of a very good newsletter on current politics) on this very question.
www.kqed.org/forum/201010...