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New Movie ‘Evil Dead Burn’ Will Be Unleashed in Theaters in July 2026! The next installment in the Evil Dead franchise is officially titled Evil Dead Burn, and Warner Bros. has dated the film for theatrical release this afternoon. The wait? One more year. Evil Dead Burn ...

Director Sébastien Vaniček's EVIL DEAD BURN will be unleashed in theaters in July 2026! Here's everything we know about the franchise's next nightmare:

Someone today told me ‘the cardinals are in the conclave’ as a euphemism for ‘I’m on my period’ so now you have that in your brain, you’re welcome.

’28 Years Later’ – Watch New Trailer for the ’28 Days Later’ Sequel! The brand new official trailer for 28 Years Later has been unleashed by Sony here in the dead of night, giving us a better look at director Danny Boyle’s sequel to both the original classic 28 Days La...

The brand new official trailer for 28 YEARS LATER has been unleashed by Sony in the dead of night, giving us a better look at director Danny Boyle’s sequel.

Do It Boo!

‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been officially saved by Ketchup Entertainment, who bought the film for $50M

They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.

When the Moon Hits Your Eye is Out Today, and Also Hello, I Am On Book Tour, Please Come See Me First things first: When the Moon Hits Your Eye is now out in North America (Thursday in the UK) and available at your local bookseller and/or favorite online bookstore and/or wherever it is you bu…

HEY BLUESKY: Today is the North American release date for When the Moon Hits Your Eye, my latest novel, and also I am on the road for a two-week US book tour! Please buy my book and/or come to see me on the road! All the details about both are at the link.

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This International Women’s Day, we celebrate the women who shape horror—those who write it, voice it, and live to tell the darkest tales. Your stories matter. Your voices haunt. Your strength inspires.

Here’s to the women of horror, past, present, and future.

#InternationalWomensDay #WomenInHorror

If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral Despite the tide of aquatic opinion flowing in favor of reproductive rights for all, marine society still gives male seahorses very little say over what happens to their own bodies. Instead, we are treated as passive baby-making machines. Meanwhile, if it were the female seahorses who could get pregnant, there’d probably be an abortion clinic […]

"Abortion was made legal underwater nearly 50 years ago in Salmon Roe v. Wave, yet there is still a stigma attached to what is no more serious a procedure than allowing a goby fish to clean the parasites from my gills."
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Are y'all sailing to Istanbul?

Think I figured out my epitaph:

"Something Else"

(Based on how many times my BF and others say I am)

And that's how mashed potatoes were born

I love a little pain in a game...

INSTEAD OF DEPRESSION try calling it hibernation. Imagine the darkness is a cave in which you will be nurtured by doing absolutely nothing. Hibernating animals don't even dream. It's okay if you can't imagine spring. Sleep through the alarm of the world. Name your hopelessness a quiet hollow, a place you go to heal, a den you dug, Sweetheart, instead of a grave. Andrea Gibson

Feeling this very much today. Via poetryisnotaluxury on Instagram.

Happy Birthday to one of America's most beloved and brilliant writers-Langston Hughes. He shaped literary history.
#blackhistorymonth

“Frosting
Freedom
Is just frosting
On somebody else’s
Cake–
And so must be
Till we
Learn how to
Bake.”
– The Panther & the Lash, 1926

CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex

CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
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Trump administration orders sweeping freeze of federal aid In a two-page memo, the Office of Management and Budget ordered all federal agencies to temporarily suspend payments.

Not just foreign aid: ALL federal aid. And clearly from the language used this garbage isn't coming from Trump. This smells like Stephen Miller and Heritage/Project 2025. And it's going to whollup Trump voters, who mainly live in impoverished red, taker states, hard. www.politico.com/news/2025/01...

On Mescalero Apache Tribe letterhead: MESCALERO Apache Tribe P.O. Box 227 108 Central Avenue Mescalero, New Mexico 88340 TRIBE Office: (575) 464-4494 Fax: (575) 464-9220 STATEMENT BY PRESIDENT THORA WALSH-PADILLA ON IMMIGRATION INCIDENT INVOLVING A TRIBAL MEMBER As of 3:45 PM this afternoon, the Tribe verified only a single incident where an ICE January 23, 2025 Mescalero, NM Last night and throughout the day today, I received multiple calls from concerned Mescalero Apache Tribal Members in relation to rumors of incidents involving Tribal Members and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents. agent questioned a Tribal Member in a public place in Ruidoso. This incident occurred yesterday. ICE agents began questioning a family standing in line in front of the Tribal member. The family was escorted outside. Then, an ICE agent still inside the public place approached the Tribal Member in Spanish. The Tribal Member responded by stating the Tribal Member spoke English. The ICE agent asked the Tribal Member for a passport. The Tribal Member presented a picture of a New Mexico Driver's License and a Tribal identification card. The ICE agent did not continue questions at this point and exited. While this is the only incident we have been able to verify. Tribal leadership is actively working with the New Mexico Congressional Delegation to ensure that the rights of Tribal Members are protected. To be safe, be aware of your surroundings, let family members/friends know where you are, and keep identification with you at all times. If possible, then carry multiple forms of identification (driver's license, state-issued identification card, Tribal identification card, Certificate of Indian Blood, etc.). Thora Walsh-Padilla President

ICE is trying to deport Native American people to Mexico. This one from the Mescalero Apache Tribe.

That's right. People indigenous to the United States, tribal members. ICE is trying to remove them from the US.

This is the second verified incident I've heard about.

We were here 1st.
#ICE

Congrats!

" ..constant lying is not aimed at making the people believe a lie, but at ensuring that no one believes anything anymore. A people that can no longer distinguish between truth and lies cannot distinguish between right and wrong...With such a people, you can do whatever you want." -Hannah Arendt, (Oct, 1906 - Dec, 1975) German historian and philosopher

Yesss! Two mops waaay up!

Macon Blair’s The Toxic Avenger Is Coming to Cinemas Terrifier 3 distributor Cineverse promises unrated release

Macon Blair’s reboot of The Toxic Avenger starring Peter Dinklage is coming to cinemas.

Trump Grants Broad Clemency to Jan. 6 Rioters The extraordinary pardons and commutations extended to those who committed both violent and nonviolent crimes on Jan. 6, including assaulting police officers and seditious conspiracy.

President Trump's move to pardon nearly all of the 1,600 rioters charged with storming the Capitol on Jan. 6 would effectively undo years of efforts by federal investigators to seek accountability for the mob assault on the peaceful transfer of power after Trump's loss in the 2020 election.

Trump Withdraws U.S. from World Health Organization Public health experts say U.S. withdrawal from the W.H.O. would undermine the nation’s standing as a global health leader and make it harder to fight the next pandemic.

President Trump moved quickly on Monday to withdraw the U.S. from the World Health Organization, a move that public health experts say will undermine the nation’s standing as a global health leader and make it harder to fight the next pandemic. nyti.ms/4hilymo

Hey... Don't yuck my yum! Haha

Just got my copy. The game is a foot and the book is a jar. Haha. Looking forward to more from all y'all especially @kradec.bsky.social

America Defeats America

America Defeats America
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Is it called A Good Start?

We’re holding THREE Chaosium Cons this year - USA, UK, and Australia: Get your badge and join us in our 50th birthday celebrations!

An image shows differently colored sheets of paper with a purple crane folded out of paper on top of the sheets. Headline: Everything You Need to Start Learning Origami

Origami, which means “to fold paper” in Japanese, is thought to have originated at the same time as paper—around 105 AD. Studies have shown that doing it can help increase spatial reasoning and mathematics skills. nyti.ms/4hmu2Jd