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Hi, please objectify me. 🥺

Anyone want some pecs?

Anyone want some pecs?

Mariah is that you!!!??

Good old share holder value requiring the UI to be redone. My job is a joke sometimes.

Literally, but also funny to note that these people often also photoshopped their photos/videos to make themselves look bigger. I know that huge guy Janek something was quite bad for using editing to make himself look even bigger. Now I’m wondering if he’s using AI…

Well, I think the real delusion RE: muscle building and nutrition (fuelled by covert PED use, obviously) is that you can be huge and lean and the same time. A lot of people would see this and say “mmm dad bod” lol

In hindsight though this now means I’m gonna have to shave my butt for a good seal 😭

Finally was able to get myself a Rose bud pump with a probe in it! I can’t wait for it to arrive my hole is gonna get so swole! 😍

Been seeing some accusations of DnD going 'woke'.

DnD...

The game YOU imagine into being...

The game where the entire draw for most people is that YOU decide what happens...

I'm starting to believe that the biggest issue with right wing reactionaries is a terminal lack of imagination.

Oooft that’s not good. Reported it ❤️

So proud of you! Such a good lil pup taking huge cocks ❤️

I need a coach to teach me how to pose but hey, one of my gyms coaches started teaching me how to do a Lat spread so here Bsky have Lulus first attempt at one 🙈

I just want to get my face and arms in that beautiful slit 🥵

When your bro is in need you have to be ready to lend a hand...or a mouth...or some ass.

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@spicygaydog.bsky.social

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Did shoulders on Sunday and oooooft they felt niiiiice uwu

:(

Someone was selling a Rosebud pump and of course I had to spend 30 minutes debating getting it, and as soon as I decided sure someone else beat me to it 😭

God I want to feel them pecs so bad 🥵

DIscord friends were discussing about cereal mascots a while ago, anyway here are the results!
#ChesschireArt

Nooo pls don’t die! Ur 2 sexy 🤌❤️🫶

They’re giving contract terminated with immediate effect

POV: You are a protein shake and I’ve just cracked you open and am about to chug you.

Decided I no longer want to do heavy squats on a heavy bench day like my program suggests. So today was chest and back with some arms because apparently doing 120kg bench for reps isn’t enough lmfao.

Need someone to come and take me away from work and just impregnate me pronto
🥺👉👈

There’s a slur for this but I can’t quite remember it…. 👁️🫦👁️

The one time I have to bolt from the gym earlier than usual so all I could do was some bench and I felt so pumped but didn’t have time to take the shirt off and see the results 😭 also featuring @barbellpup.bsky.social

I need it in my mouth so bad rn

It's hard but enjoyable work, and the customers give very generous and delicious tips 😋

I'm even a little jealous

YCH for
@knottybruin.bsky.social

I want to get back into drawing and draw my fursona but also butt stuffing is calling meeeeeeeee. (I also need to go to the gym lmfao)