SharpDressedReptile

Lady passing me as I walked into Starbucks:

"Dude I love your overalls!"

Me: "Hey thanks!"

Lady: "...MARIO!"

Me: ".....yeah!"

My overalls are orange corduroy.

Igor the composer and singer 🦎🎶🎸
an gift art for @sharpysketch.bsky.social
It inspired me to draw this character ^^

OH MY GAH!!! THIS LOOKS SO GOOD! I'm obsessed with how you did his proportions and I love that you gave him a Fender-y guitar! Thank you so much Sar!!

Can I please just have a local watering hole that doesn't give a fuck about sports? Can I please just go be a grumpy old man somewhere QUIET so I can just draw and drink my whiskey in peace when I wanna get out of the house?

I havent found a single use for, or single thing that this Gemini AI shit improves upon that I dont already get by perfectly fine with by just Googling whatever I need to know/do.

I'm beyond over stuff being bogged down by nonconsensual bloatware that only exists to replace basic computer literacy.

100% it's so easy to over do it in such a short amount of time, breaks are a blessing! Thank you for understanding 🙏

Thank you friend ❤️🙏

We really aren't built for it, and it's good to hear others express this as well❤️ it throws our dopamine all out of whack and everything just feels boring. It's like how everything tastes bland after eating nothing but snacks and sweets, but it's thankfully reversible!

OMG it's chocolate, YOU GOT INTO THE COOKIES OH NO

Come help me eat this before I LITERALLY FINISH IT ❤️

Hey hey HEY YOURE TRACKING MUD! YOOO.

Peak breakfast is sitting in a Panera snacking on a loaf of sourdough you ordered for later like a big weird goblin while waiting for what you actually ordered for breakfast.

Apologies if I've come across as being a bit distant lately, my brain is becoming less tolerant of the information overload of "feeds," it triggers my depression/anxiety instantly even if it's all positive, just trying to dump that unrealistic pressure to "keep up" with everything.

So, I have till the 27th for my monthly payment to go thru and if I am a day late I owe everything up front...
I lost track of time, and am STILL working on owed art. Anything helps, thank you...
ko-fi.com/thebluebear

OH FUCK YUM

a cartoon character with red spikes on its head is jumping in the air ALT: a cartoon character with red spikes on its head is jumping in the air

Dude same, I will die on this hill!

It's a crime how little merch there is out there for the good gator, heck it's nice just seeing others TALK ABOUT FERALIGATR

@mainmandarin.bsky.social had it comin'!

I taste EXACTLY like a last word! I drink enough of them irl!

Dude that RULES omg, I absolutely adore your work and it means a lot to hear that! Everything you draw bursts with life in the best way! Im glad we were able to connect on here!

Commission for @zahzu.bsky.social !

Animation is one of those things you always think will ease up the more experienced you get, but that never happens XD

Animation is hard 😮‍💨

There he is, the Coors BeerWolf, ready to party

Flat Color Headshot Commission for @simicchameleon.bsky.social

I SUPPORT THIS WHOLEHEARTEDLY. LIVE YOUR GIANT TRUTH.

Spicy commission for @axellycan.bsky.social

Been seeing a lot of wonderful lycanata designs on my timeline lately and wanted to do a quick fanart #doodle today of @squidinu.bsky.social character Rocco. 🎉

ms paint shenanigans, wanted to doodle loosely and not think about layers

#vonzentart

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