Authentically Ostentatious

Omg 💔 heartbreaking

Good goddess I love the way y'all love 💙

Lucky me 💙

All I want for my birthday someday is a covid-safe orgy 🥲

OSHA certified or gtfo

I'm so stoked!!

How does one become the right friend?

10/10 would recommend!

I'm not gooning, I just have ADHD and my phone was blowing up 💀 I'm easily distracted, ok?!

Yup that seems to have done it 💀

Truly 🤌🏻

According to my entirely subjective perspective, I feel confident that I, the sole judge of this arbitrary title—purely from my perspective—do consider it to be an unequivocally equal tie.

Go figure 🤭

Your title might be in jeopardy, jussayin 💙

Truly 🙏🏻

Saw this earlier, closed the app, reopened it to this and immediately brain froze 😳 I...I'm fine

a couple of people sitting next to each other with the words " we 're not worthy " written on the bottom ALT: a couple of people sitting next to each other with the words " we 're not worthy " written on the bottom

Crying screaming wailing gnashing teeth

This is art 🤌🏻🫠

I might be crashing out about this in my GC 🫣 sorry (not sorry) for the spam likes. I just found your account today 😅

Have you ever seen sunlight refracted through frosted glass? 🤌🏻💙🫠

We are truly blessed 🙌🏻🙏🏻

Yoooooo, thought this was just a poetry account 🤭

My fastest sprint ever 🤭🤌🏻💙

Oooooh, yeah, no totally. That makes perfect sense.

On a completely unrelated note, I am SO CURIOUS about your story. Like, the "pretty/bookish girl next door exvangelical" to curated social media model journey is fascinating to me 🤌🏻💙

Oh! 😅 Ok?! 🤔🫣

Heard, I'll refrain from effusive comments in the future 💙

It is now! 🫠

OMG ERICA

Finally made the profile. Welcome to the shit(post)show.