FFRubberPigUK

Wore my new 20 hole Prowler Red boots for the first time this weekend.

#Boots #20HoleBoots

OINK OINK 🐽

With you attached to it I'd definitely want to take it all.
🐽🐽🐽

Oink Oink.

I could squeeze in there.

Caught a glimpse of my bulge while walking past my webcam and I thought it looked quite bulgy.

Love how my chest tattoo looks under transparent smoky black rubber.

🐽🐽🐽🐽

And I would enjoy that call & I'd do my best to ensure the gentleman was properly entertained and left satisfied.

In other news: The guy who arranged to come over to play last month &, upon arrival decided he'd rather not, messaged me.

Absolutely not!
You don't get to make me feel like a hideous gargoyle and then get invited back.

Friday & Saturday night's #Rubber choices

(Sadly,but predictably, no gentleman callers)

I was fairly sure I wasn't but I have double checked. (Because I didn't notice what colour his undies were)
I was definitely NOT whatever this guy was running from!!

a teddy bear is laying in the dirt next to a gravestone ALT: a teddy bear is laying in the dirt next to a gravestone

I think the time has come to euthanise the account.
I don't do anything worthy of posting anyway.

Invited a guy (who'd contacted me first) over to play the other day...
He arrived. Spent 10 minutes pacing (obviously anxious about what he was going to say), then said he wasn't feeling it & left.

So what I always thought is now proven!
I am THE most unappealing thing on offer.
#UglyCunt

Rubber in a heatwave equals very damp.

I'm not doing Manchester Rubber Weekend but I got dressed up for Lola's quiz night at The Eagle.

I may stay out on Saturday afternoon after I drop off my items for sale at the second hand rubber sale.

Are you thinking what she's thinking???
I know I am!!

Relatable.
😂😂😂

Instagram suggested this account to me but it wasn't what I first thought!!

Poor Mr Postlethwait??
I'd love someone to get elbow deep in me!!
Not going to happen though as it's hard enough to entice someone willing to even touch me.

What she said!! 👊

This appeared in my FlaccidBook memories from a couple of years ago & I'd forgotten quite how fucking funny it was!!!
#LeGitiBiTiQuA

🎶💤Grindr sound🎶💤
"What you looking for?

Me:

I'll put you down as a yes then!

a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a stage and saying yes , i have . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a stage and saying yes , i have .

Have you ever wanked so much you've got a friction burn on your cock??

Not sure I could take all of it but I'd give it an enthusiastic effort!!!

Tonight's zoom room attire.
#Rubber #Leather

2019. Plum #Rubber and a porn star tache.
Let's call it a 'look'!!

She was cradling it like you do with babies & there had been lots of both recreational & medical grade drugs involved. 😂😂

I can't decide whether to bother. I don't have anyone to go with & I hate going out without arranging to meet up with someone.