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Christopher

@crimsonrev3.bsky.social

“My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world.” https://www.twitch.tv/crimsonrev3

172 Followers  |  145 Following  |  71 Posts  |  Joined: 06.11.2024  |  2.0222

Latest posts by crimsonrev3.bsky.social on Bluesky

Hell yeah

10.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat says you are right about that ALT: a man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat says you are right about that
06.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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31.01.2026 03:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a denim jacket with a sheriff 's badge on his chest is standing in front of a white background . ALT: a man in a denim jacket with a sheriff 's badge on his chest is standing in front of a white background .
29.01.2026 17:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat with the hashtag #walkertexasranger on it ALT: a man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat with the hashtag #walkertexasranger on it
22.01.2026 22:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a beard is laying down and saying he was licking me ALT: a man with a beard is laying down and saying he was licking me
22.01.2026 22:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My friend from Munchkinland greets me the same way. Those cheek kisses tickle.

22.01.2026 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy happy to you and yours

01.01.2026 00:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I was 58. I should be offended but it fits

03.12.2025 21:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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20.11.2025 16:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a cowboy hat says chuck norris can light a fire rubbing ice cubes together ALT: a man in a cowboy hat says chuck norris can light a fire rubbing ice cubes together

I agree cowboy. Ain’t not nothing real any mo

12.11.2025 18:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah I’d say fake. Too bad. Would be cool to see this and then swipe their snazzy Halloween buckets when they storm out

12.11.2025 18:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hell no it’s never won’t ever. Thank you kindly. Same to you and yours 🎃

30.10.2025 19:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat says you are right about that ALT: a man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat says you are right about that
30.10.2025 18:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a cowboy hat is looking through binoculars with the hashtag #walkertexasranger on the bottom ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is looking through binoculars with the hashtag #walkertexasranger on the bottom

Definitely. Was the same in school I believe. Mostly because I try not to exist around people. I also hold in my sneezes so I don’t draw attention to myself. Happy Monday lol.

20.10.2025 15:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat and a denim jacket says you 're ok kid ALT: a man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat and a denim jacket says you 're ok kid

Hell yeah!

16.10.2025 00:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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15.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a man wearing a cowboy hat with the hashtag #walkertexasranger on the bottom right ALT: a close up of a man wearing a cowboy hat with the hashtag #walkertexasranger on the bottom right

The game or the film with Bill Paxton? I’m down for both

15.10.2025 22:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat and a denim jacket says you 're ok kid ALT: a man with a beard wearing a cowboy hat and a denim jacket says you 're ok kid

Thank you. I hope you and the crew are doing well too. Missed ya as well

02.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Finally reading the manual that came with his toaster.

01.10.2025 21:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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01.10.2025 20:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man is talking to another man and saying `` i eat green beret for breakfast . '' ALT: a man is talking to another man and saying `` i eat green beret for breakfast . ''

Yes there are!

12.08.2025 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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12.08.2025 18:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He’s one gigantic motherfucker

12.08.2025 17:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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11.08.2025 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I walk like this to the restroom in the middle of the night. First into the wall, then into the restroom

11.08.2025 20:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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06.08.2025 20:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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06.08.2025 20:27 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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