Will Harris

WHO HAS THE MOST STOLEN BASES SINCE 2000?

My guess was #2 but I was surprised what a large gap there is between #1 and #2

From KC Magazine The New Head of the College Baseball Hall of Fame is Swinging for History in Overland Park Image of Tom Jacobs

I still can't believe they're putting this on 135th and Nall and not like, Omaha

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'READEAD MAN.

Chris after I pull off the greatest heist of a pumpkin cheesecake concrete

Intense half portrait of Max Scherzer

No one:

Oscar bait movie posters:

I never understand what qualifies for a Passan bomb

RFK face

When you already Nuzz but she still Nuzzin'

don't think I've ever prayed for a paywall before

I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once

Bryson Stott asking to bring back 7 inning double headers

I can't blame a man for wanting to do less work for the same pay-

Is the Trump economy good? No.

But do people feel like they are winning anyway? Well, also no.

Retired 2017? He didn't fall into a never ending portal after the 2011 season?

The headline obscures the point of the video that we now have former professional athletes who know how to sort and filter a spreadsheet, which seems to make jock-adjacent nerds obsolete (can't be me, built different)

Auba banger

The only bad pie was Félix Pié with the Orioles

a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . Alt: i'm doing my part gif

@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social

a still from E.T. (1982) where the titular character isn't feeling so well and has a dusty gray composure

guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right

Superintendent Chalmers: A NEW WAR?! AT THIS TIME OF THE SEASON, ONLY USED FOR SALARY CALCULATION,LOCALIZED ENTIRELY IN THE MLB INTRANET?! Skinner: Yes. Superintendent Chalmers: May l see it? Skinner: No.

Is the "joint WAR" that MLB/MLBPA created to calculate this available to view anywhere?

My family: so how are your children

Me with an elon accent: more vulgar! more vulgar! use the forbidden words!

Ann Coulter with mouth agape caption: ANN COULTER Author, "In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome!"

when you realize it's still Tuesday, and you're not gonna get your early new Pluribus episode until tomorrow-

It's larruping good in the neighborhood-

Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig wearing their Bustin Babes and Larrupin Lous jerseys

You never see two friends wearing their "Bustin Babes" and "Larrupin Lous" jerseys at ballgames anymore-

The same people who made fun of low income families getting "obama phones" through the lifeline program

…. beef?

• 3 years/$75M (2024-26), plus 2027 club option • signed by St. Louis as a free agent 11/27/23 • 24:$10M, 25:$25M, 26:$35M, 27:$30M club option ($5M buyout, paid each Jan. 15, 2027-31) • if club exercises 2027 option, Gray may opt out of contract and elect free agency) • perks: hotel suite on road • full no-trade protection

That just sounds like mutual option with extra steps-

Red Sox said sign us up-

Rhea Seehorn in Pluribus with caption "SHE DOES HEROIN"

when bro tries to warn you about your new girlfriend-

Whole league is impressed by what @Jaboowins is doing out there 💯

@insidetheNFL Week 12 Mic'd Up on X