Do you think a depressed person could make this
but that lefty is cristopher sanchez
When you see your quarterfinal opponent is starting a lefty
blegh he was only two starts short last year? So lame!
Would be wild if he made [checks espn rules...] 5 starts as an opener then went back to relieving
One of the long-running leagues I'm in is a points league with a 10 GS limit but has SP slots, so multi-inning SP relievers are like a cheat code. Ryan Yarbrough's rookie year was a bonanza
Seeing Ben Casparius without SP eligibility
Eno talking about what the next CBA might look like and saying "soft bottom" and "soft cap" sounds like some terms I would hear on bluesky that I have no idea what it means
Something I always lose sight of during fantasy draft season is it's a lot more important to identify who is ranked 125th that could finish 50th than it is to identify someone who's ranked 1900th who's gonna finish 275th
our man Steph Blurry just hit three threes in a minute to flip their conference tournament game
Kash & Kruz
Operation Epic Fury is a stupid name but also an obvious fumble because it's so easy for the haters (me) to insult them by calling it Operation Epic Fail. it's like naming your kid Holden Cox and sending them to public school
Most +100 MPH Pitches — Spring Training
It's like the MIT counting card strategy where they had different codewords for different numbers
I didn't realize how democratic the Academy Award process was, and just assumed everything was like BBWAA with like 30 people deciding each award
but this is also the classic Ohtani thing where he wiffle waffles and never really says anything, and then people in Japan are like "wow he's so smart and stoic" because it's freckin Ohtani
Interesting that while he says pitching for Team Japan isn't in the plans, Ohtani kind of leaves the door open saying if there are injuries or unforseen circumstances, the possibility isn't zero
BREAKING: Big 12 commissioner Brett Yormark tells CBS Sports that the Big 12 is ditching its LED glass floor overnight and will have hardwood for the final three games of the tournament.
Details/scoop:
www.cbssports.com/college-bask...
I think I may have cracked it
"But you can imagine if they did"
What in the demetri martin palindrome ass weather is this
It's kind of amazing how consistently good and consistently hurt he could be. You'd think eventually there would be an effect on his performance
The 5 types of evil
I take this move as a sign that a large chunk of the country regardless of income class and managerial importance are becoming exponentially dumber
Was singing the fat Elvis version of Unchained Melody in the shower and my wife ran in because she thought I had seriously hurt myself and was screaming out in pain
