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John Morley

@johnnymorl.bsky.social

Two lumps please. You’re the bees knees.

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No problem Michael, thanks for asking the question. Up the Boro!

23.02.2026 11:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, it’s a digital ticket that a mate is selling for face value, £34.50. It would be delivered by email.

22.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

No problem Michael.

22.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Michael, are you still after a QPR ticket?

22.02.2026 17:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Spot on! Enjoy it while it lasts. #UTB

28.01.2026 16:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She went missing looking for a carpet. She was lost in Franks.

26.01.2026 23:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shocking.

19.12.2025 15:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love it too. A bit less when I found out they’d ripped off a Neil Innes Beatles-esque song.

19.12.2025 15:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Make a political hero of Zack Polanski if you want. Just don’t forget to engage your brain | Marina Hyde The Green party leader is riding high in the polls. But across the political spectrum, uncritical adulation leads nowhere fast, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

Make a political hero of Zack Polanski if you want. Just don’t forget to engage your brain | Marina Hyde

09.12.2025 14:30 — 👍 65    🔁 8    💬 116    📌 61
Kemi just roasted the nasal knight
and Rachel from accounts


If Reeves was a CEO she'd be down the
job centre


Starmer should get a backbone and
sack her.

Kemi just roasted the nasal knight and Rachel from accounts If Reeves was a CEO she'd be down the job centre Starmer should get a backbone and sack her.

The "Rachel from accounts" thing is sexist, classist, misogyny, and anyone who uses it should be utterly ashamed of themselves.

Too many dinosaurs in this country who cannot abide women who succeed.

Conservative Deputy Chairman Matt Vickers MP should do better 👇 #PMQs

03.12.2025 13:11 — 👍 663    🔁 134    💬 87    📌 8

I do trust the News Agents more than others to be fair. Just being pedantic

01.12.2025 15:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Led not lead. Poor spelling leads to an erosion in trust of journalism.

01.12.2025 15:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But we are talking about people who’ve been through the asylum process, failed and should leave. Whether they have children is beside the point. Unfortunately, they have no right to be here. I’m persuaded by the Home Secretary’s reasoning on this point.

20.11.2025 09:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😏

11.11.2025 09:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love this song, especially second half.

11.11.2025 04:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spot on.

09.11.2025 09:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When the manager you gave a lifeline to spends months banging on about the importance of ‘unity’ and ‘togetherness’ then lunges for the door at the mere sniff of another club. #Boro #UTB

07.11.2025 17:52 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Upper tier ticket for sale tonight, face value plus fee #Boro #UTB

22.10.2025 13:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A lovely listen

08.10.2025 08:29 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Emily saying the truth about fagash Farage.

04.09.2025 15:53 — 👍 10    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

Wordle 1,539 2/6

⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Rather pleased with that.

05.09.2025 04:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Will miss his cheeky smile.

01.09.2025 10:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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As seen from the south stand. #UTB

01.09.2025 09:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh just seen the title. But it’s a crowded field: Moz was a funny guy.

01.09.2025 09:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Give us clue Joel. I was a massive Smiths fan but don’t recognise that cover.

01.09.2025 09:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ah, the badge-of-honour thrill when obtaining your own UB40 card signing on the dole.

29.08.2025 06:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He divided opinion. I thought he was great personally. Fantastic goals and assists contribution and only hope the likes of Nypan can be as effective. Shame he’s going to a rival.

27.08.2025 17:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The ever-eloquent @rafaelbehr.bsky.social pointedly refusing to mince his words on what Farage has done for us. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

27.08.2025 07:44 — 👍 2265    🔁 877    💬 108    📌 40

Agreed. Took me the full five goes.

20.08.2025 10:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Worth a read if you’re in danger of swallowing the “2 tier justice” bobbins.

18.08.2025 06:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0