Mark Oswin

Mark Oswin

@markoswin.bsky.social

Comedy screenwriter person. Danger Mouse, Strange Hill High, Lloyd of the Flies, So Awkward, 4 Kids & It, Grand Prix of Europe. That kind of nonsense.

233 Followers 199 Following 204 Posts Joined Feb 2024
3 days ago

I’d say Killer of Killers is well worth your time. An anthology that isn’t really, which expands gloriously on the themes of Prey. Plus it’s animated, which is a Good Thing.

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4 days ago
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The Dumping Ground is Back! | Series 14 Preview | BBC iPlayer YouTube video by CBBC

And finally; I also failed to ruin legendary CBBC comedy drama The Dumping Ground, now on it’s 14th series and being consistently all brilliant and that: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBGY...

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5 days ago
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High Hoops is Back! | Series 2 Preview | BBC iPlayer YouTube video by CBBC

And while we’re on stuff I currently have on TV, the brilliant basketball sitcom HIGH HOOPS is also on CBBC and iPlayer and has been equally unruined by my involvement www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q14...

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5 days ago
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Girl Troop vs Aliens | Official Preview | CBBC YouTube video by CBBC

Here’s a nice thing for crap times: sci-fi comedy adventure Girl Troop V Aliens is on CBBC and iPlayer now - and it’s not even slightly ruined by having had me write an episode www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut0g...

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5 days ago
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End the sewage pollution scandal We're sick of it. Sick of the lies, sick of the greed, and sick of a system rigged against us. This is a scandal and this dirty business must end. For more than 30 years water companies have put corpo...

Just finished watching the excellent Dirty Business on Channel 4. If you haven’t seen it, please do. You can also add your name to this petition: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/en...

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1 week ago
Image description. Blue flyer has the following words: We welcome this report and the recommendations that have been made to Government, particularly the urge to legislators not to overlook the “economic powerhouse” that is our creative industry in the rush to embrace generative AI systems.

1/ In response to the House of Lords Communications and Digital Committee’s report on AI, copyright and the creative industries, published today (6 March 2026), WGGB General Secretary Ellie Peers said:

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1 week ago
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LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER - Eins, Zwei, Drei | United Kingdom 🇬🇧 | Official Music Video | #Eurovision2026 YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest

Oh YES! Douze points please! youtu.be/niMKvJ-Itq8

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1 week ago
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The House of Lords Digital & Communications Committee just published their report on AI, copyright & the creative industries, and their conclusions could not be clearer.

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1 week ago

Anyone else finding it hard to concentrate on doing notes on a sitcom script today…?

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1 month ago
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This couldn’t be clearer. Bannon’s texts to Epstein in mid July 2018 - “overthrowing May right now” and in “London with Boris” as well as his appearance on LBC with Nigel Farage are prettying damning evidence of a cross party plot with foreign backing

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1 month ago

Too late to let Burnham run…?

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1 month ago
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‘Fascists threatened us but we always took them on’: the anarchic Bradford club still fighting after 45 years A new book and podcast tell the story of a 1 in 12, a venue that used community and artistic passion as bulwarks against poverty and grim politics. Its founders and key acts recall gigs, plays and pra...

Nice piece on the legendary 1 in 12 Club in The Guardian - and even a passing reference to the all-night raves. It felt like a home-from-home in the 90s (if you go to their FB page you can find a photo of a skinny me DJing on the bottom floor. But don’t do that) www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...

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1 month ago
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AI companies will fail. We can salvage something from the wreckage | Cory Doctorow AI is asbestos in the walls of our tech society, stuffed there by monopolists run amok. A serious fight against it must strike at its roots

This is excellent (although “reverse-centaur” sounds like some kind of shagging position involving a horse) www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

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2 months ago

Tram! At last! Get in!

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2 months ago

What’s this? I’m STILL not in any starters packs? Unbelievable!

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2 months ago
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Bradford City of Culture closing ceremony. What an amazing year! Huge congrats to everyone involved, particularly the missus.

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3 months ago

Oh - are people slagging off a movie they haven’t seen based on a trailer again? Brilliant. Well done everyone. You are all heroes.

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3 months ago

Unbelievable! This is what happens when I keep my mouth shut…

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3 months ago

You see, this is why I never post about the football. FFS…

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3 months ago

Yeeeeeek! COME ON LEEDS!

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3 months ago
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Since we are once again dealing with "the only silent era comedians of note were men" I feel I need to stand up for the ladies.

Marion Davies!

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4 months ago
[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]

JANET:
Ugh...

LIZ:
What's up?

JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!

LIZ:
Have you tried...

AI peas?

JANET:
AI peas?

LIZ:
They're peas with AI!

[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].

LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas

JANET:
What

LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]

Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?

[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]

LIZ:

Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine

[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]

LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!

JANET:
What

LIZ:
Shut up

LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow

From opening the bag of peas

to boiling the peas

to eating the peas

To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.

JANET:
Is it really necessary to-

LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET

[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:

AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.

[Ends]

Every ad now

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4 months ago

Just for clarity I haven’t yet tried it on a swarm of wasps - but definitely interested to hear the results. (No liability accepted for loss of control of lawnmowers whilst adopting the wasp-repelling Fonzie position)

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4 months ago

My teenage daughter once pointed out to me that the second movie would have had much more at stake if Anakin had been the bodyguard and best friend of Padme’s husband, and then deliberately let him die so they could be together. I mean, that’s actually a story.

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4 months ago
A woman reading the Telegraph

🔴All the Big Government Reforms the Media Hasn’t Been Telling You About

You probably won’t have read much about these announcements over the past few weeks...
bylinetimes.com/2025/10/28/a...

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4 months ago
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Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):

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6 months ago

I notice the free speech warriors weren’t up in arms when hook-handed cleric Abu Hamza was done for inciting violence. What was it about hook-handed cleric Abu Hamza that stopped them defending his free speech?

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6 months ago

*the 10% most belligerent stripy bastards are immune to wasp-fonzy

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6 months ago

Last month, while being bothered by wasps at a picnic table, a woman told me that clicking my fingers at them would make them go away. After testing this thoroughly I’m happy to report that it works in 90% of cases* and also makes me look like a wasp-banishing Fonz. Recommend.

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6 months ago

North Bridge Media has sponsored a Fringe Award w/Neurodiverse Review and the shortlist is out! It's for comedy writing in any Fringe category by d/Deaf, disabled or neurodivergent writers. Here's the fantastic shortlist - all great shows: (1/2)

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