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Darrell Mast

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Municipal Lawyer, Ottawa Senators fan. Loves tabletop RPGs and Puns, not necessarily in that order.

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Two kids fell asleep in a criminal court and were jokingly admonished by a special constable. Probably scared straight?

06.11.2025 11:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Chronological threads are so basic. The next email I read should be based on the vibe I am going for.

06.11.2025 00:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Year’s Best Canadian Fantasy and Science Fiction: Volume Three eBook : Kotowych, Stephen: Amazon.ca: Kindle Store Year’s Best Canadian Fantasy and Science Fiction: Volume Three eBook : Kotowych, Stephen: Amazon.ca: Kindle Store

Hey! Apparently it's #IReadCanadian day! If only there was somewhere readers looking for new #Canadian SFF authors to read could find a bunch of them all in one place... 🤔

a.co/d/azXj9pF

05.11.2025 21:08 — 👍 35    🔁 17    💬 2    📌 3
Vladimir Kozin Hockey Stats and Profile at hockeydb.com Statistics of Vladimir Kozin, a hockey player born Jul 8 2007 who was active from 2025 to 2026.

Vlad Kozin draft eligible?

www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/p...

05.11.2025 20:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've entered my "I wish I looked as young as JK Simmons in Spider Man 1" era.

05.11.2025 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shoulda asked for that...

04.11.2025 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ragnaroat, or Ragnoralmond?

Cashewmsday?

03.11.2025 23:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Come one, come all! Join us for the launch of Year's Best Canadian F&SF Volume 3 this Saturday, Nov 8 at Bakka-Phoenix @ 3pm. Ten contributors will be doing brief readings from their work and the fine folks at @bakkaphoenix.bsky.social will have copies for sale. See you there and pls share WIDELY.

03.11.2025 14:29 — 👍 45    🔁 29    💬 0    📌 6

Me too.

03.11.2025 13:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My returns are diminishing.

03.11.2025 13:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me too. Happy Birthday!

03.11.2025 12:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

1600 word essay on why anyone who is able to do so should be *forced* to put on skates if they want to buy a Beavertail.

02.11.2025 16:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bad sports night.

Belleville won. **** the Crunch, right?

02.11.2025 04:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna make it through this inning if it kills me.

02.11.2025 04:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Likewise

02.11.2025 04:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not this time.

02.11.2025 04:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can Springer do the thing?

02.11.2025 03:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hopefully Yamamoto's arm gives out first.

02.11.2025 03:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got out of it, wow.

02.11.2025 03:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Negative thinking is usually the answer.

02.11.2025 03:52 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words now we 're written above him Alt: Kevin McDonald as his character Simon Milligan in the Kids in the Hall's "Pit of Ultimate Darkness" sketch, with the caption "Now We're Cooking With Evil Gas"
02.11.2025 03:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Clement is the guy.

02.11.2025 03:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think he got the foot back down.

02.11.2025 03:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everyone on the Dodgers looks like they are wearing a wire...

02.11.2025 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Barger rhymes with Carter.

02.11.2025 03:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sets up the Carteresque walk-off, right?

02.11.2025 03:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Steiking out Rojas would have been the tactically correct move, it seems.

02.11.2025 03:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugh...

02.11.2025 03:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On base Ernie.

02.11.2025 02:56 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Great play

02.11.2025 02:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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