Veruca's Alt verucas-alt - Bluesky Statics

The idea that anyone would vote republican as a "no more wars" candidate makes me feel like I'm in fucking Bizarro world.

02.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Down to parts and law suits.

02.03.2026 23:22 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

02.03.2026 23:24 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2

Everybody knows if you take those slivered onions off your Quarter Pounder, you save calories…

Follow me for more health advice.

02.03.2026 23:25 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Silently cursing anyone who's ever given me some doodad I never wanted that I'm now responsible for moving from place to place for the rest of my life

02.03.2026 22:59 — 👍 80 🔁 29 💬 10 📌 1

I have to walk through four blocks of blowing snow for fucking tapas, I’m going to get really drunk and retreat within myself

02.03.2026 23:01 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

If they can’t single you out in crowd by your cleavage, do they even care?

02.03.2026 21:06 — 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

need an ugly crying face with hug hands emoji to use as a reply to everyone's furbabies posts

02.03.2026 21:04 — 👍 71 🔁 32 💬 5 📌 0

🤣🤣that's just actually hilarious

02.03.2026 21:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a woman is sitting on a couch in a living room holding a piece of paper in her hand . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch in a living room holding a piece of paper in her hand .

02.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The cuckoo‘s nest is what I used to call my ex’s vagina.

02.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

a woman says that 's just not my thing on a screen ALT: a woman says that 's just not my thing on a screen

02.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nah, I'd boss you around too much.

02.03.2026 20:41 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

we get it. Fake Jim Carrey is the most important thing in the world right now. 🙄

02.03.2026 16:20 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

You can't be anti-micromanagement while simultaneously being anti-independence and anti-accountability.

02.03.2026 16:10 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

if you don’t post before your first cup of coffee are you even a shitposter

02.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 70 🔁 23 💬 6 📌 2

02.03.2026 15:39 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Why does, "But I just keep persevering," seem to be my life motto?

02.03.2026 14:31 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Text... Horror films are my therapy.

02.03.2026 14:43 — 👍 66 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0

🤣

02.03.2026 13:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

💪💪💪

02.03.2026 13:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

💯

02.03.2026 13:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If I were a Pokémon, I'd definitely be Squirtle.

02.03.2026 13:20 — 👍 48 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 0

Sandwich on the top so it doesn't get squashed.

02.03.2026 11:34 — 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Social skills sounds like a lot of work.

02.03.2026 10:41 — 👍 12 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

The moon is showing off… go ahead, Diva!

02.03.2026 10:50 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"The greatest ideas are the simplest." ~ #WilliamGolding

02.03.2026 11:06 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Tryna get high on someone else's supply.

02.03.2026 11:00 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

More like Bored of Peace.

02.03.2026 10:12 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

And we're just supposed to go to work like the world isn't burning.

02.03.2026 10:20 — 👍 73 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 0

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