Veruca's Alt

I’m not so sure sous vide is a real cooking technique

I hope these ghosts like smoke.

Watch a yule log with commercials and chill?

It’s pretty Wild Kingdom over here.

Thursday tired on a Monday.

not many people know this but orcs are expert weed growers, i buy all my weed from the orcs

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Do things that make you forget to check your phone.

I’m in my slap-a-bitch season of life.

The opposite of motorboat is rama lama ding dong and no I will not elaborate

Doctor: You OK? You're standing kind of tilted to one side.

Me: Yeh I've been eating a lot of Lean Cuisine.

Sylvia Plath was right there🤣

Not nearly as rhymey

🤣🤣🤣

My brain just came up with it🤣🤣🤣when I did an about face after encountering that monstrosity

a woman with blonde hair and pink lips is making a funny face with her mouth open . ALT: a woman with blonde hair and pink lips is making a funny face with her mouth open .

So gross

but officer the tongue of my tennis shoe was being weird

Not gonna use the work bathroom cuz someone dropped a loosey-deucey, and I want no part of it.

I freaking despise consumer facing AI and the energy spent untangling wrong answers. It's a waste of precious time.

self-awareness is not a gift.

Take five minutes today for yourself, and just sit and breathe

When I tell you to get out of my way I mean it, but nobody takes my car's wind chimes seriously.

Sure, everything is really hard, but at least people are stupid and mean.

That's crazy!

Two weeks until winter break, I think I can, I think I can.

is there a godzilla kong xmas movie?