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The idea that anyone would vote republican as a "no more wars" candidate makes me feel like I'm in fucking Bizarro world.

02.03.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Down to parts and law suits.

02.03.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everybody knows if you take those slivered onions off your Quarter Pounder, you save calories…

Follow me for more health advice.

02.03.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Silently cursing anyone who's ever given me some doodad I never wanted that I'm now responsible for moving from place to place for the rest of my life

02.03.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

I have to walk through four blocks of blowing snow for fucking tapas, I’m going to get really drunk and retreat within myself

02.03.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

If they can’t single you out in crowd by your cleavage, do they even care?

02.03.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

need an ugly crying face with hug hands emoji to use as a reply to everyone's furbabies posts

02.03.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣that's just actually hilarious

02.03.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a couch in a living room holding a piece of paper in her hand . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch in a living room holding a piece of paper in her hand .
02.03.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The cuckooβ€˜s nest is what I used to call my ex’s vagina.

02.03.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says that 's just not my thing on a screen ALT: a woman says that 's just not my thing on a screen
02.03.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, I'd boss you around too much.

02.03.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we get it. Fake Jim Carrey is the most important thing in the world right now. πŸ™„

02.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can't be anti-micromanagement while simultaneously being anti-independence and anti-accountability.

02.03.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you don’t post before your first cup of coffee are you even a shitposter

02.03.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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Why does, "But I just keep persevering," seem to be my life motto?

02.03.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Text... Horror films are my therapy.

Text... Horror films are my therapy.

02.03.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

02.03.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

02.03.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

02.03.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I were a PokΓ©mon, I'd definitely be Squirtle.

02.03.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Sandwich on the top so it doesn't get squashed.

02.03.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Social skills sounds like a lot of work.

02.03.2026 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The moon is showing off… go ahead, Diva!

02.03.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"The greatest ideas are the simplest." ~ #WilliamGolding

02.03.2026 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tryna get high on someone else's supply.

02.03.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

More like Bored of Peace.

02.03.2026 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And we're just supposed to go to work like the world isn't burning.

02.03.2026 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0