Veruca's Alt

oh its friday the 13th

Is the world finally ready for a cover of Steal My Sunshine not sung through prison ductwork.

I just can't even

Moon

*on speakerphone with a bag over my head* the rhythm finally got me. tell my family i love them

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if im gonna double dog dare anyone you can bet your ass it’s gonna be a double corn dog dare

🤣🤣🤣

Right?

This administration looks like the grown-up version of every 90s movie group of bullies ever.

Wait, I thought I was the "Joint Chief."

Day is looking up we are having pizza for supper

Gorgeous!

So if I have this straight, Trump destroyed the green energy initiatives that would help curb our reliance on oil and then attacked the core of the world’s oil industry making sure that an energy shock would destroy the economy?

Today seems like a good day to bang my head against a wall.

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the rage that autocorrect brings out in me is undescribable thankfully I have a coffee

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🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

🤣🤣🤣 what about Machiavelli quoters💀💀💀

Mazda Hormuz, with third row seating

Playing the intrusive thoughts lottery today.
Let's see which winner breaks free!

The butter's hard again. Winter's back.

I wish I remember who created this.

I fuckin love Gritty🤣

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What about the Art of War graphic novel?

Cop: any drugs in the car?

Me: not anymore

That's Fake Spring over with, then.