Veruca's Alt

Have you ever held the door for someone who's like, a half football field away? And they... slow down? They take the power you gave them and they use it against you.

—pure evil.

Damn girl are you prion disease cause I'm afraid if I got you you'd ruin my brain

That's me right now🤣

Out in the sun, I ain't eva goin back.

They called Abraham Lincoln “old hickory” because of his gigantic dick

Now I'm freeeeee, free falling

- the stock market, probably

The first Monday of Daylight Saving's time should be some kind of rest day holiday type of thing.

The amount y'all talk about bodily functions, you should've been nurses.

🤌🤌🤌

I get to go outside for recess!🌞☀️🌞

i’m just a simple worker but maybe the quest for endlessly-growing profit for a tiny group of weird people shouldn’t get to override literally everything else in the world?

Oh man, the sun is shining out there, that's where I want to be.

I wish🤣

No attachments, no detachments.

Got to work early, like the masochist I am.

How am I? I don't answer trick questions.

It sure does!💙

"When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am "

I like my men how I like my sheets, deep pockets.

This is worse than when I wake up an hour early on my own.

🎵 scrollin'
Scrollin'
Scrollin'
Watch the doom unfoldin'
Onliiiiiiiiine🎵

Oh, don't worry about me!

I'm fine...

...as long as I don't leave the house, read the news, listen to the radio, get on the internet, or answer the phone.

So, I'm fine, like, one day a week.