Veruca's Alt verucas-alt - Bluesky Statics

You know i got em🤣🤣🤣

05.03.2026 23:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🎶💜🎶💜🤘🤘

05.03.2026 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Glad that's over with.

05.03.2026 16:41 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Niiiice

05.03.2026 16:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What neighborhood? I'm from Richmond Hill

05.03.2026 14:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

back on my long narrative bullshit

05.03.2026 14:13 — 👍 30 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not playing, I am legit hard to get.

05.03.2026 14:16 — 👍 62 🔁 30 💬 3 📌 0

💜💜💜don't encourage me🤣🤣🤣

05.03.2026 14:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I want to stay home and talk to my dog about squirrels

05.03.2026 13:55 — 👍 118 🔁 47 💬 3 📌 1

I don’t get invited to many places, but when I do I say no

05.03.2026 13:50 — 👍 93 🔁 29 💬 1 📌 0

Having heart imaging done to find out why I'm still upset about Artax dying back in '84

05.03.2026 13:49 — 👍 30 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0

Renting a beat-up old trash pump. Thought of you.

05.03.2026 12:45 — 👍 14 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

After battling with my bathroom scale for months, I have decided to be hot at any weight

05.03.2026 12:55 — 👍 94 🔁 25 💬 7 📌 0

My plans for today? Same as always; drink coffee and be sexy.

05.03.2026 12:59 — 👍 126 🔁 68 💬 8 📌 0

We don’t have time for your old man gibberish.

05.03.2026 13:03 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Considering changing my moniker to Angry Chancla

05.03.2026 13:08 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a woman is giving the middle finger and saying `` good luck and may the odds ever be in your favor !!! '' ALT: a woman is giving the middle finger and saying `` good luck and may the odds ever be in your favor !!! ''

05.03.2026 13:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boycott Chatgpt
Boycott AI

05.03.2026 13:43 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

a man and a woman are sitting at a table and the man is asking the woman if she speaks italian . ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table and the man is asking the woman if she speaks italian .

05.03.2026 13:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Blonde has always looked good on me.

05.03.2026 13:17 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

But what if there was a test that could definitively show just how much of my blood is corn syrup at this point?
What then?

05.03.2026 13:23 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a beard is holding a clipboard with the words this is very accurate ALT: a man with a beard is holding a clipboard with the words this is very accurate

05.03.2026 13:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with glasses is sitting on a couch and making a funny face . ALT: a man with glasses is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .

05.03.2026 13:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a tuxedo and white gloves is looking at something . ALT: a man in a tuxedo and white gloves is looking at something .

05.03.2026 11:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man sitting in front of barrels with the words this guy gets it on the bottom ALT: a man sitting in front of barrels with the words this guy gets it on the bottom

05.03.2026 11:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤣🤣🤣🤌🤌🤌

05.03.2026 11:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🎶🎶🤘💜🤘💜

05.03.2026 11:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤘🤘🤘🎶🎶🎶💜

05.03.2026 11:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Manha manha

05.03.2026 11:25 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

All's fair in love and war when you're a dick.

05.03.2026 11:23 — 👍 57 🔁 31 💬 0 📌 0

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