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New chocolate factory, same bad egg bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7kvnjfjge
Yeah I'm never watching it eitherπ€£
05.10.2025 11:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I could tell just by looking at the previews, unlike the rest of youπ€£
05.10.2025 11:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've never seen Titanic.
05.10.2025 11:10 β π 35 π 1 π¬ 13 π 10Smoke em if you got em.
05.10.2025 09:52 β π 40 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Today was a home cookin', good eatin' day.
04.10.2025 21:15 β π 29 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Caffeinating before I go to a festival that's all about coffee. We testing the bounds of this heart today.
04.10.2025 12:48 β π 26 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0after a lot of soul searching i've decided i'm getting a little too old to keep doing mom fucking jokes. talked it through with your grandma in bed last night and she agrees.
04.10.2025 12:51 β π 175 π 29 π¬ 7 π 4The music in this Charlie Brown: Summer Musical movie is shockingly good.
04.10.2025 12:44 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0You've heard of cocaine bear and cocaine shark, let me introduce you to the most destructive monster yet, COCAINE GOVERNMENT!
04.10.2025 10:24 β π 412 π 121 π¬ 9 π 1Enjoying the slow burn.
04.10.2025 10:01 β π 19 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Thank youπ
03.10.2025 14:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think a lot of people go through this, just no one really talks about it
03.10.2025 11:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Kitchen experiments: I just stood there and watched myself pouring OJ into my coffee* instead of into the juice glass right beside it. What.
*gonna drink it anyway
may your humor be as dark as the skeletons in your closet
03.10.2025 09:55 β π 64 π 25 π¬ 0 π 2Has this world always run on scams but we didn't know the extent until the internet and email?
03.10.2025 09:52 β π 66 π 5 π¬ 6 π 0I run a fan club. The fan club is for me, and I'm the only member.
It's a really toxic fandom though. We really hate that guy.
UPDATE: Chewing tobacco is no longer cool. When the head of health and human services is doing it you just gotta move back to smoking cigarettes.
03.10.2025 08:36 β π 26 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Maybe aliens are avoiding us cuz we're the mall kiosk perfume peddlers of the universe.
03.10.2025 09:46 β π 127 π 39 π¬ 2 π 0I'm not saying i like the movie, I'm talking about the music Madonna did for it.I have Going Bananas stuck in my head constantly lately, and that breakdown in Now I'm Following You part 2 when they get to the breakdown and go Dick, dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick, that's on repeat in my head
03.10.2025 09:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0End of the 80s, beginning of the 90s, was a fever dream.
03.10.2025 09:23 β π 33 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I see y'all have no idea what I'm talking about,
You're welcome:
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Read this while hitting a bongπ€£
03.10.2025 09:18 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0she was the Cheech to my Chong
03.10.2025 09:17 β π 49 π 18 π¬ 2 π 0The only thing that can save us now is Madonna's Dick Tracy soundtrack.
03.10.2025 09:15 β π 21 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Oh I'm so sorry, that's terribleππππ
03.10.2025 09:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i love you just the way you portray yourself to be on the internetπ΅
03.10.2025 09:00 β π 26 π 10 π¬ 0 π 1