Veruca's Alt

"What that mouth do?"

Cut you down to size.

Good morning ☕️

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a man in a suit and tie is crying and saying `` you get me '' in front of a window . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is crying and saying `` you get me '' in front of a window .

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Don't make me break out my Sears modeling pics again.

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It's called my lasagna 🤌🤌🤌

Nice alt you've got there, rando, who only posted once, back in 2025.

You think they're going to draft women? Who else is going to be force bred to have all their blood babies?

Thanks for saying so💙

Maybe it's me, maybe I'm on the wrong app.

You know how I feel about such things, Bleu, if it's what helps you make it through the day, I support that💙 Here's the thing, though, that's not all you post day in and day out, so even if you repost some news, you aren't a single dimension account. Even I *occasionally* repost news

I get what you're saying in theory, I just really hate the reposting of news articles here, it's constant and I really don't get the point. And then there's lists that you get added to that are full of accounts that only repost news articles and it's like, that's not for me, fam

*a decade from now*

Q: What did you do to stop Trump's fascism from spreading across the United States?

A: I reposted endless news articles that everyone else was reposting on social media.

Mmm will be interesting to see what happens

They always want you so bad until they get you.

crying out “medic!” like in starship troopers when i get a papercut

Source?

It's a great day for take out.

Going to a Payless ShoeSource could fix me

[At the first-ever rodeo]
Everyone: what the fuck are we doing?

I find it funny that the people who had “Please consider the environment before printing this email” in their email signatures now use ai to do 90% of the tasks that require 2 minutes of thinking now. I guess the email signature was just a trend for them

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this world has crushed my gentle spirit

I can't believe I gave up a bog witch life for this shit.