Max Niggavelli

Roses are red, violets are blue, pussy is pink and ya mommas is too, now come smoke wimme boo

nice! did you use Grok Imagine?

happy to be a test dummy

Happy Gaslighters Day!!

Can someone explain why Young Thug keeps wearing that sleeveless white T everywhere?

AWWWWWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!!

TILL THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MY BAWLS!!!!!

TO THE WALL!!

FROM THE WINDOWS!!!!!!

BEEFIN WIT MY CHICK WHILE IM IN JAIL!!!

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its certain words that just automatically make food sound fire. like you put "pecan crusted" at the beginning of anything, you've already won. for example, pecan crusted chicken sandwich on a buttered brioche bun with a spinkle of jam

Shoot me if you want but any bad karma Vivica Fox gets is for saying this

Speaking of gaslighting, this guy is the final boss

Giving me a dollar during a gaslighting session should actually be mandatory. Like if you're gonna gaslight me at least gimme enough money for a big bag of chips to snack on while I listen to this bullshit

You're truly a man of the people apparently

This gif lmfoaoo

Wait wait wait lmfao you was getting jumped as sacrificial therapy for the crackheads???

Maybe they got an empty needle from they heroine homie and ok using it on you since they dont use heroine. Crazy world we living in lol

Breakfast whiskey.

I am grown.

Literally why im skinny

I didn’t get a chance to tell yall yesterday but im grateful for yall 🥰

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If someone could rob you with one non-weapon, what would it be? For me, its a roach. If this mofo say gimme everything you got and then pull a roach out his pocket. Ima be a lil scared but let him command that ahit to fly around like a pet and Im giving up whatever material items he ask for

I agree that she has autonomy. And yea maybe take advantage of isn't the phrase but at the very minimum dude could be doing better. Just feels like loser isn't the right word. Either way, agree to disagree ❤️

I hear you but this feels harsh. If anyone is being with someone thats treating them like "less than" its probably a self esteem issue and the person using them is more the "loser" to me cuz they're only with someone they know they can take advantage of since nobody with self worth would take them

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At the end of the day the grandmama the baby anyway

My mama said I could have some weed from her personal stash and this shit is so strong I feel like I’m in grown folk business.

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Random: I hate that people are now using the phrase "depression can't hit a moving target" as it functional depression isn't a thing. You literally can do every activity and still be super depressed.

Depression will catch you like a pass thrown before your break, depression anticipates the route.