Skeet Master Flex

I got it! My girl helped me decipher this bullshit 🤣🤣

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Wait I was so wrong, he actually was saying he thought you said "fuck him" as in you didnt care about him anymore because you didnt reply on Sunday

Ok I think I got the translation for you. He probably doesn't know what it means to "unplug" and thought you meant "I usually get plugged on Sundays" which is why he thought said come fuck me. The second sentence was him asking why do you stay unplugging on Sundays. Either way, RUN!

Why do you wish such travesty on the lovers of the world lol

Since his more culturally relevant cousin, Eminem, spanked him in a battle

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So wifey made me dinner, I come back from some good good, start eating, get into joking with her and she say

Her: Ion wanna hear nothing from the nigga who just came back from fucking bitches 😂

Me: Correction. Bitch

Her: 🤔 You fucked her 3 times right? Thats bitches

What is this math????

This conversation looks like its exhausting for her lol

Women up to Talib Kweli fighting for his life to not be called a liar

Why men die faster. 10/10 would def try

I would just like to hear the answers from the audience lol

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Shots fired at every male podcast but Im so glad this was mad by actual Black ppl cuz im fucking crying rn

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Anyone know any DC or PG County workout groups?

Sounds like a serial killer tryna cover their tracks ahead of time. If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck... 🤣🤣

You'll have to pick the lock on this door first. By that time, I'll have already napped 😴

Im going... back to bed

Just found that MIKE rapper and low key he giving Capital Steez vibes

Being peer‑pressured into laziness by my cats and I’m not fighting it.

Where is this? I keep seeing ppl talk bout it

Why do cats do this every morning

She's on your chest, isn't she

Sir!! How did we get here lmfaoooo

What in the fuck is FOURTH degree assault?...

The CIA was talking to the right ppl on this one

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Just decided with wifey that our next dogs name will be DeBarkus Cousins

But he's so regal lol

Nah its the comment at the bottom talmbout "idk i feel like she want cuz she really coulda just zoomed off" 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmao cuz the world is burning and everyone is broke... well like more than the usual. You get what im saying

Idk whats going on but I do know that Keanu not talking is what made John Wick good lol dont let his surfer dude sounding ass say a muthafuckin thing