Skeet Master Flex

Literally at a party and had to stap outside for an a antisocial smoke break

what yk bout oxtail pizza?

a group of men are standing around a pool table and one of them is holding a pool cue and says i got 5 on it ALT: a group of men are standing around a pool table and one of them is holding a pool cue and says i got 5 on it

Ayo I'm tryna get a bunch of Black people to buy a ghost town. How much y'all got on it?

Waka Flocka popped off for the same reasons that 6ix9ine did. Heavy Blood gang imagery, violent ass lyrics, a hard ass beats, and an angry ass flow. Listen to Gummo and Hard in the Paint, then tell me they're not equally untalented with the same sound 🤷🏾‍♂️

Im really kekeing the bed like a lil girl talking to my 12 year old sis. She really texting back immediately like a kid in middle-school and I love it ❤️

Its Coco Rico or nothing. This stuff is disgusting

a man with his mouth open and the words lightbulb moment written on the bottom ALT: a man with his mouth open and the words lightbulb moment written on the bottom

just realized I can mix my healthy cereal with my junk cereal and I feel like my brain has expanded 10x

Pumping and dumping is crazy lol but agreed

Like girl I almost shed a tear when you asked

If you're a woman and you remove the R from pork I believe you know how to cook it everytime

a man is crying while saying `` i 'm tired boss '' . ALT: a man is crying while saying `` i 'm tired boss '' .

The Green Mile pmo cuz just imagine a magical negroe that talks like a slave, is in prison for something he didn't do (killing a white girl per usual) and the white people who got him locked up ask to use his magical powers to heal them and of course because Black ppl are entirely too nice, he does

Ty for educating without judgement lol I was very lost

Pause. I googled this and I still dont know what payed is lol

Note to self: Sir Davis is not to be played wit

Poor pore

War wore

She was not ready for the words of God in that moment lmaoo

I actually hate Funk Master Flex. I just think he has a cool name and remix that shit often

Heard that girl jumping out my gfs tiktok and immediately starting dancing

monaleo made a fan out of me w. sexy soulaan bc exactly, all the non blacks to da back

This song goes so fckin hard

Crazy part is he talking all the businessmen" talk and probably dont even own one

hearing a company say “this isn’t just a job, we’re like family” gives me ptsd

Thats all I heard while he was doing that chatting

Consulting firms are making billions off stupid suggestions to corporate whether it’s changing the name or the logo

I saw the fit and knew he fucked up before he even spoke

Me when I see one of my moots post a food pic

Im sooo different 😭 if im taking the time and energy to flirt, I've made the decision that I wanna fuck. Dont think I cant change my mind tho

a brown dog is sitting on top of a bucket and says i 'm sorry . ALT: a brown dog is sitting on top of a bucket and says i 'm sorry .

Wifey made me this morning because I ate her leftover tricked chicken and idk what to do make her love me again 😭