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CJ ๐Ÿข

@notdukegatsby.bsky.social

Personal account. Only thing I got to sell is my opinion. Big nerd. Trans rights are human rights. Billionaires aren't your friend.

193 Followers  |  507 Following  |  378 Posts  |  Joined: 06.11.2024  |  1.671

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a cartoon character wearing a helmet with horns points at something Alt: a cartoon character wearing a helmet with horns points at something

New Votann? Yayyy
New Core Rules.

06.08.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think nerves got to Atif.
He was giving Arslan a lot more space than his other matches.

04.08.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depends on the location. Large tournament venue: Space Wolves or Tsons

FLGS: Orks or Space Wolves (with more actual wulfen)

04.08.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will complain that the "slap" that made the Williams sisters iconic is not good in Tekken 8 and that's a crime

04.08.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to complain about this tekken grand finals but Nina was the first character that made this game make sense.

04.08.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plot twist: We train podcasters in journalism to defeat the fascists

04.08.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
2 panel comic

Panel 1: very angry red guy says โ€œwe asked 100 extremely online straight men what makes a man attractiveโ€
He gestures to a white board showing a very muscular man. Around him are the labels:
No feelings 
Serial killer coded
That Scrappy Doo Physique 
AI
Crypto 
Vascularity 
Protein 

Panel 2: Yellow Person sticks their head into shot: โ€œHow many w-โ€œ
Red guy shouts โ€œZERO. We asked ZERO women.

2 panel comic Panel 1: very angry red guy says โ€œwe asked 100 extremely online straight men what makes a man attractiveโ€ He gestures to a white board showing a very muscular man. Around him are the labels: No feelings Serial killer coded That Scrappy Doo Physique AI Crypto Vascularity Protein Panel 2: Yellow Person sticks their head into shot: โ€œHow many w-โ€œ Red guy shouts โ€œZERO. We asked ZERO women.

if only men had another demographic to talk to ๐Ÿ˜”

02.08.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4642    ๐Ÿ” 1224    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

My cat knows two tricks.

He'll nuzzle my face if I make kissing noises and if I ask him "You dead?" he WILL NOT MOVE.

Why did I think that was funny?

01.08.2025 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman stands at a podium with the words do not come Alt: Kamala Harris stands at a podium with the words do not come
09.07.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love this. Link pulls up a 404 page for me

25.06.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A man in a canadian tuxedo reclined in a chair with his feet on a table

A man in a canadian tuxedo reclined in a chair with his feet on a table

"War were declared" -Scruffy Scruffington

22.06.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got it. Thank you.

20.06.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm grateful Mr. Khalil gets to come home to his family.
Can someone explain to me why he had to bail out if he was being held unlawfully and ordered to be released by a federal judge?

20.06.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those people you wanted to sacrifice are out there fighting for your family.

Fix your hearts or die.

17.06.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't revel in their suffering. If all of the people responsible left office today, it would take years to track down all of the people who were wrongfully deported and/or imprisoned. I don't trust Dems or Republicans to do the right thing but it's not about that, it's about the people.

17.06.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every day it's a new plea for mercy as a family member was taken from their home, job, or even the immigration office for following the law. It tears me up, but I've had so many conversations pre-elections with business owners who were sure that only "letter people" and libs who would get the boot.

17.06.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am trying so hard to have empathy for other Floridians who's lives are being torn apart by the cheeto man. Then I remember the polls.

Some of y'all thought that you could sacrifice a whole group of people to "move up" in the world. When I said no one should experience this, it meant you too.

17.06.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only the people paid to be there showed up to my birthday party, I'd do some serious self reflection.

15.06.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the fuck.

As if ICE cosplaying as cops wasn't already enough.

14.06.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a time. Now head to the gift shop

14.06.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are arrested today protesting the Trump administration in Illinois, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.

14.06.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1768    ๐Ÿ” 1029    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

We believe in ensuring everyone knows their rights and is empowered to exercise them.

No matter whoโ€™s in the White House, weโ€™re committed to that mission.

14.06.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1160    ๐Ÿ” 163    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

My professional superpower is people cannot feel strongly about me in any regard.

I should go in to politics.

Just imagine me on a debate stage and someone trying to attack my character, "HE IS...kinda boring?"

12.06.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been in such a love hate relationship with my guest bathroom.

(Cheeto man mobilizing the Marines and Natl. Guard is making me sad beyond reason so I am doing house projects)

11.06.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The barista at the cafe I visit before work made my order in advance.

It was so nice bc I was in such a hurry this morning.

05.06.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw the new Final Destination last night.

Enjoyed it thoroughly. Good comedy to bring levity to some of the high emotion moments.

RIP Tony Todd

23.05.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine losing your last dollar playing uno.

20.05.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey don't talk to me about that racist white lady and all the other racists that gave her money.

Talk to me about how you donated to help Rondell Sheridan's pancreatitis care and then go watch some That's So Raven or do anything else.

07.05.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's mango season and I have not had one mango.

This is a crime.

07.05.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear young artist,

Use reference.

Anyone telling you otherwise has no interest in your development.

Also, stop shrimping. Hydrate. I see you, and you need both.

Love,
An Artist further down the path.

06.05.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2629    ๐Ÿ” 844    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

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