Pirate White

The same void that has me brewing mead and fantasizing about going sailing irl when I have never done it before

I bet bongo bongo bongo would've left the congo if he found out civilization had oldschool runescape and newports

The fact that osrs purists still exist in today's version of the game is crazy to me, there's so many other places they can go to that refuse to change the game from a 2004 snapshot

Thinking about running a new DND campaign

I can't stop thinking of how hogged up that alpha was

Who was the sick and demented exec at the NYT that decided to lock the letteboxed behind subscription

They took the coffee machine out of the meeting room next to my office and the vending machine with the energy drinks in it has been throwing errors for two days send help

Maggie I did last because I can't stand playing as her

Trying to take care of myself this year was a mistake. Between fixing my car and going to the doctor, just to be told that both me and my car are fine, I'm almost financially destitute

I don't mean to be that guy, but there's nothing I love more than being late to work because the parking spots designated for office employees are taken by shop workers and janitors that can't read a sign

The literal only good part of it is the concerts, save the hassle of dealing with the ticket lottery and just hang out outside the venue

Last NA fanfest, not last year*

Last years NA fanfest was pretty miserable, we had more fun away from the convention center than at it

Just had a guy at the gas station tell me to "keep up the good work" in regards to my mustache

The yield of the garden has caught up to me, I must have harvested at least 50 cucumbers by this point. I cannot pickle them or give them away fast enough anymore. My arrogance and my hubris has lead to me having more jars of homemade pickles than a Walmart aisle

Fellas is it self sabotage or bullet dodged to get caught in a flood and therefore cancel a date, only for that girl the next day to go "well how long are you going to make me wait????"

New million dollar idea: thin but still stuffed crust pizza

I get why my boss has back problems now, the days in a row now running the department solo and the account of bending over backwards to cover program manager's asses and I'm already sore, can't imagine 20 years of it

$1450 on new tires 💀

Been having a hard time sleeping recently, and it's starting to affect my performance at work, shit sucks man

Hello friends I've been locked out of my bsky for like a month because this app loves logging you out randomly what did I miss

To celebrate finishing Duolingo Arabic I made an Arabic keyboard

Duolingo Arabic completed إن شاء الله

New million dollar idea: goth girl casino

Finally got the labeling done for the mead bottles, and sealed them with wax, they finally look like bottles I'm proud to have made and serve at parties

Nothing makes a hard workday go better than a big sandwich

Since making this post I've made the best mead yet, joined the Brewers guild, and am on track to have a bangin garden, life is what you make it

I'm coming up on the end of the arabic lessons that Duolingo has, I'm tempted to crack into Italian next because chimpanzini bananini has infected my brain

I am starting to understand why people change their mind and decide to have kids, yard work only gets harder the older I get god damn

Last batch of mead we did included a gallon of Sima, a lemon spirit that Finland drinks every May Day with a sugar donut. Might be a day late, but it's honestly a good pairing