Strangled Blue

//Want.

Mike couldn't help laughing.

"I'm not going to."

"Hey, I'd love to go all long horse on someone you're dating. Grey is just as good to you as Phantom is to me."

Mike chuckled.

"And I fully approve of him. I swear, there's no reason to hate the guy..."

"That was swapped me. I have no reason to."

"I look forward to it!"

"He seriously did it?! Man, he really is a genius!"

"...Did I just...sense someone new around?"

//What the FUCK?! XD

a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest is sitting with his hands on his hips . ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest is sitting with his hands on his hips .

//Anyone:*Mentions strangling.*
Both brothers:

"...What the hell?!"

"It's great to hear you've found someone, Mary."

"Yeah...it really did."

"We both did. Both got very intelligent, sweet men."

Nursing school certainly isn't easy.

"Man, you can really pick a guy, Steven."

"What!? How!? I know you're dating a genius but how?!"

"What family is for, right? And I'm eager to officially meet Grey."

"It's still there...deep inside. But you guys make it better."

"I sadly believe that..."

"Still. Glad to be missed."

"I've noticed. Guess I was that bad..."

"Man, it's great to be me again..."

Let's normalize making people feel uncomfortable for being bad people.

//And to finish this week, as if life said "This isn't your week", food poisoning right before midnight. The fact it was right before midnight!

Mike stands up, picking Phantom up bridal style to carry him to he'd for cuddles.

"Do you want to cuddle, sweetie?"

Mike chuckled softly, leaning in for a deep kiss.

"Why should I, sweetie~?"

"Look at you~. Cutest man in the multiverse."

"Being so adorable~ "