Jarvis and I are making our Bluesky debut 😽

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Two seagulls walking. One’s beak is stuck through a slice of bread.

"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”

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