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Al Swearengen

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Country punk. Fire the GOP. Because in a country where liars aren't punished, liars rule. We're finding that out.

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It’s bad. Allowing people to withdraw to curated bubbles isnt good.

01.11.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This sucks. It rewards living in a little bubble.

01.11.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bovino had to get a running start to get over the curb.

01.11.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JD finally found someone with pants tighter than his!

01.11.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elbows up, ally!

01.11.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

J. Divan finally found somebody with tighter pants than him.

01.11.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently it’s marble cake.

31.10.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He put a fucking chandelier above the shitter.

31.10.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 778    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 9

Somebody should ask the Reagan Library if it’s okay to chisel β€œLoved tariffs” onto St Ronnie’s headstone. Or ask any other lying Republican.

31.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody cares. It’s political shorthand, not a history dissertation.

31.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLet them eat marble shitter! Trump 2028!”

31.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honest Abe loved polished marble on every goddamn surface of his log cabin shitters.

31.10.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is she on acid? She can probably see in the dark with those pupils.

31.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stolen honor, Nobel Prize edition.

31.10.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, "We the Democrats" is definitely what a Republican official in a Republican administration meant when she said "your government is failing you...we have failed you"

31.10.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1914    πŸ” 421    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 8

God, it’s so ugly and unwelcoming. Just like Trump himself.

31.10.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is insane.

www.kivitv.com/canyon-count...

31.10.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12503    πŸ” 4340    πŸ’¬ 695    πŸ“Œ 294

Another word for β€œpowerhouseβ€œ is β€œmonopolyβ€œ.

Thanks for using a word that softens it, useless doormats.

31.10.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Onion: ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same β€˜Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

The Onion: ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same β€˜Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

theonion.com/ice-agent-7-...

31.10.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5041    πŸ” 813    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 19

Haha!

31.10.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same β€˜Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same β€˜Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same β€˜Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

31.10.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 10303    πŸ” 2410    πŸ’¬ 281    πŸ“Œ 132

Along with you, another of the cartoonists I directly support. (Basically everyone that was on The Nib.)

31.10.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As always with the media, only Democrats are required to be responsible adults who tell the truth and compromise to help Americans.

Republicans are allowed, even expected, to be lying, selfish brats who could care less about even their own voters.

It’s a sick double standard that explains a lot.

31.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As always with the media, only Democrats are required to be responsible adults who tell the truth and compromise to help Americans.

Republicans are allowed, even expected, to be lying, selfish brats who could care less about even their own voters.

It’s a sick double standard that explains a lot.

31.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because, to the media, only Democrats are required to be adults who have a responsibility to compromise and get things done for Americans. The media calls Republicans β€œrascalsβ€œ, tousle their hair, and send them off to play, with n responsibilities.

31.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We love Joe here!

31.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect response from @neguse.house.gov here. Watch this.

31.10.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3908    πŸ” 1314    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 87

The Python Software Foundation rejected a $1.5 million U.S. government grant because it required them to renounce all diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives.

www.theregister.com/2025/10/27/p...

31.10.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 834    πŸ” 195    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 12

So floofy!

31.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump's $300 Million Playpen Trump can find money for a vanity project, but not for SNAP recipients [Note: I actually filed this for the NYT ten days ago but it sort of lingered in the workflow and by the end of the week, they d...

I wrote about the stupid ballroom: www.elizabethspiers.com/donald-trump...

31.10.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 249    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5

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