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Had the longest day of my life and now I gotta send emails and enroll in my classes for fall

Also is it really concerning that I’m always threatening my life??? I thought it was silly and everyone does it, but I’ve been informed that I sound serious…

I’ve barely started doing work for my volunteer stuff and I’m already about to crash out

The landscape one with the peace sign is my fav

Crocheting was meant to be relaxing, but I’m going crazy trying to remember which number I’m on

Everything is making me incredibly angry and I’m like one more inconvenience away from a meltdown

I’m literally fighting for my will to live and losing

Is it me, Jesus?

The voices… the voices are telling me to shave my head…

A quote from my book that went a little too hard

I’m getting overwhelmed by all I need to do— someone save me

“Of course I have a flashdrive, I have ten million dollars”— an actual quote from the email lady

There’s a lady near me who can’t get into her email and the librarian is trying to help her and all I’m learning is the older generation really can’t handle technology

A creepy hand rising to reach a dead bird.

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About to crash out

How you gonna hook me and then immediately come after me RIGHT AS IM BEING UNHOOKED?????

Hot Cheetos have bested me once again… my tummy could not handle it

Starbucks changed their policy to where bathroom and water are only for paying customers, so I had people yelling at me all day— I wanna quit

Spent on my social battery conversing with my dentist about books, worth it 😏

I've been living in a state of "man... things were so much better only a month ago..." for like 3 years now

I’ll bring you a framed picture of Charlie and me 🩷

There’s way too much going on before my eyes that I can barely keep them open (about to crash out fr)

If I eat edible glitter, will my poop be shiny? (I’m sober btw)

Why must I do things? Why can’t I get paid for being hot and sexy???

I’ve been sucked into a silly show and now I’m yelling at teenagers for being teenagers… but why are they so dumb????

No matter how much sleep I get, I’m still tired af and idk how to change that

I didn’t know who David Lynch was until today and I’m ashamed… such an icon

Men 🙄
That’s it, that’s the tweet