Big Chris

Cuomo’s sobbing in a corner right now, wondering if he should have called in even more sex pests

Celebrating tonight’s results by going out and getting really vaxxed

You’ll be mining it for years!

THE INFLATION CONTINUES TO COME FROM POWER BILLS AND GROCERIES, THINGS WE CANNOT NOT SPEND MONEY ON

i have been radicalised 1000 times over in the last decade, but nothing has done it harder than an unelected body taking thousands of dollars out of my pocket every year and giving it to banks, all to stop me spending money on things i need to live.

throw the RBA in the bin

Classic perfect first half, disappointing kitchen sink callback second half.

every science news article is like "chinese researchers invent cure for hurting your back getting out of bed" and every science policy news article is like "uncomfortable bed lobby successfully lobbies trump admin with $500 bribe"

Every time she comes up, I remind you all that Pamela Paul killed a pro trans paragraph in a review I wrote for the New York Times, lied about it in the press, then when I confronted her with receipts, said “Let’s keep this to ourselves.”

The majestic Hedgehog:
- They are like fish, but sharp. Offended you would dare touch them. Go away.

- Nocturnal, get a camera or get used to your pet that sits in a pile of blankets forever & no-one can see.

- Need to clip their tiny nails…why

- The most lovely creature I shall ever care for
✨🦔✨

Guide To Pets (1/2)

Do you even Spacewar bro

Congratulations!

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF

if you are asked to learn a new computer thing: DON'T!! you can fit SUNSETS and OCEAN WAVES and THE TOUCH OF HER HAND in your brain!! do not allow COMPUTER in there!!

RIP Adam Greenberg
He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film:

Perfect, no notes.

This guy is their new national flag.

They stopped doing this with ‘come and paint a mini’ in Australian conventions and their attendances dropped.

You gotta have your principles!

1 minute of reading drive thru RPGs print on demand format guidelines and I was out. Please give me a button that takes ‘this is how the book looks when it’s a pdf’ and makes it ‘this pdf can go to the printer now the book will be fine’.

the ending of the van gogh episode of doctor who but i'm showing wes craven the trailer for scream 7 and then he spits on me

So many characters to choose from

if you see this post four female characters you love.

Anyways here’s a big xenomorph tattoo I did on Monday

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

Oh yeah! I am in issue 516 of White Dwarf!

Real king shit!

The Jolly Roger flag

Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x

when a video game is described as having a complex and dynamic narrative shaped by your decisions that means that at the end there's a "good" button and a "bad" button and you get to pick which one you press