Big Chris

Cheeky magpie causes mayhem on the Sydney Harbour Bridge!

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Counterculture and punk rock is when all of the richest companies in the world try to force you to use something

Opened up one of those multi-soda dispensing machines at the movie theater to see how it worked. There was a goblin inside. Tubes connected to its numerous nipples. It likes to be milked. It wants to be milked.

King Herod was a stage mum briefly breaking out from the wings.

Happy Alabama Slamma Day to those who celebrate

Yeah I home ruled that. Give em something, but it doesn’t have to be magic.

Good work Jules, you are so strong and brave. And cool.

So to, I would rule the droid is 100% certain no one knows anything about these guys and can pull references from their hard drive for every academic institution in the galaxy to prove it. Maybe I would give them a Rosetta Stone on file so solving the puzzles once they find them is a little easier.

It doesn’t matter how heroic a roll you make, you cannot make a pig fly by gluing feathers to it. Like social rolls in DnD, I don’t care if you rolled a 20 on your performance check if the guards have no appreciation for lute music.

Some guys have stewed apples for brains I guess.

Also the adventures are good.

I got mad about AI so I made this comic about The Fucking Point of it all (1/7)

the emergency responders at chernobyl got paid in exposure

I do not believe you could swim faster than Olympian women, sorry. I think you're lying about this.

I think Serena Williams could serve a tennis ball through your head like a laser beam.

Echo Borg is the deep ocean rig version of Mork Borg

Upsetting my entire family by referring to Super Mario as Violence Plumber

I hope if there's any advertising of the Liam Neeson Naked Gun during the #TVWeekLogies tonight, they just recycle this chat between Bert and Leslie Nielsen instead.

Gah! Missed you by a year.

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Of course it did. Of course.

“At a fraction of the cost”. You stupid mother fuckers.

Gold for Best Aid/Accessory – Digital goes to Mothership: Companion App Virtual Tabletop, Tuesday Knight Games

Here’s one of the pieces I did for the award winning Warden’s Operations Manual

Gold for Best Supplement goes to Mothership: Warden's Operations Manual, Tuesday Knight Games

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Yeeeeeaahhhhh boi!

Banks are happy to take your games away, but when you try to take something from them, they are like "get down, that person in the rabbit costume has a gun" and they call the police. Uhg.