Casey

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

This is so embarrassing.

The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons.

This administration is so incompetent.

Went back on Twitter for a moment to view a post and it reminded me how often people over there will say something completely factually incorrect with full confidence lol

I tried a new idea for the Iron Lung soundtrack. I took a bunch of samples of pieces of old iron/metal ect. being bent/twisted/vibrated and pitched them around in @presonus Studio One and put them in a granular synthesizer. They became the "strings" section for the soundtrack :-)

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Eh it wasn't that bad of a movie. Just really, really fucking long.

Very awesome. What are you using to check for collisions as you generate the pieces?

Geoffery

I do agree that is the best feature in KDE

Notice how none of the main characters in Papa Louie games WANT to work at the restaurant? How do you even know the food is good when there is no passion in the craft?

Damn it hasnt been a week and there's already something going on with it?

Unreal Editor on Linux in general is a joke, last time I tried it barely worked and crashed when trying to do literally anything

Dooooes it though??

(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)

"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."

(crowd cheers)

"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."

(crowd cheers even louder)

"But that's not all..."

(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)

"I'm fat again."

(crowd goes absolutely nuts)

How's the overall experience been? I started using Linux ~2 years ago and I'm always curious what the new user experience is like.

Yume Nikki PS1.
Demo out NOW!
It contains two dream worlds to explore.

You can run it on a real PlayStation 1.

This is a fan game. I put a lot of love and care into it.
I hope you enjoy it.

#yumenikki #ps1 #psx #gamedev #homebrew

Razer has consistently had the worst software for me hands down

That is a sick concept

Which words will the "method" end up teaching?

It’s a photo of a hamburger. How strange…

Hint for twitter users who just joined; on this website theres a thing called “hamposting” and its where we post pictures of hamburgers. You’ll get it eventually…

This is sick as fuck dude im so excited to play this when avaliable

About to boggle the minds of the entire Yume Nikki fandom.

Give me 1.5-2 weeks more.

ゆめにっき PS1.

#yumenikki #gamedev #ps1

Gordon Ramsey walks into the worst restaurants ever and orders shrimp every time. No wonder he is disappointed

Classic for a reason!

Sweet, I was wondering if this could be done

The biggest takeaway i got from being in the fnaf fan game scene is that a lot of you are terrible people.

There's a surprisingly large amount of shitty people in that community.

SUPER useful for getting all the achievements for the game. Outer Wilds also has a crazy modding scene and has its own dedicated website for modding. Awesome stuff.