i really tried to match the tone of a faceless marketing firm describing a game they never played and will never be interested in
03.03.2026 20:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i really tried to match the tone of a faceless marketing firm describing a game they never played and will never be interested in
03.03.2026 20:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0god in heaven this one has 90's gaming ad energy
03.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1A television showing Morrowind with lots of cliff racers flying at you. One has come out of the television and is flying directly towards you. Hands have come up defensively, but too late. Text says "nowhere is safe".
03.03.2026 15:07 — 👍 247 🔁 61 💬 1 📌 0not sure why the last one cut off 😔
03.03.2026 00:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What a fool you are. I'm a god, how can you kill a god?
What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?
There is no escape. No recall or intervention can work in this place.
Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy
02.03.2026 23:56 — 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0so sorry to hear that 😢
02.03.2026 21:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0short blade increased to 70
02.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it made the worst sound i have ever heard in my fucking life
02.03.2026 19:38 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0like fifty dagoth urs all standing in one spot
got you like
02.03.2026 19:36 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0good 😍
02.03.2026 19:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0poor baurus losing his mind rn
02.03.2026 19:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they are if you believe
02.03.2026 19:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Like fifty uriel septims
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO
02.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 184 🔁 23 💬 25 📌 1The painting of Death ringing a doorbell with a guy sneaking away with his shoes off in the background. Death is labeled "every Morrowind enemy". The guy, now levitating away, is labeled "me". Also there's a guar and some Morrowind clutter, as a treat
02.03.2026 16:26 — 👍 112 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0happy for her
02.03.2026 15:19 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Image of Tarhiel standing where he is normally laid out cold. Dialogue boxes say "I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people".
06.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 586 🔁 237 💬 1 📌 2Image of two ordinators in Skyrim with confetti around them. Text says "another successful regime change from the country most obsessed with freedom".
06.01.2026 15:14 — 👍 183 🔁 32 💬 2 📌 0screenshots of alduin, a daedric ruin, the imperial city and apocrypha collaged in no particular order or meaning
i love elder scrolls screenshots ♥️
28.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 238 🔁 62 💬 2 📌 0crossworlds is so fun
28.02.2026 15:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Image of the Tribunal Temple from Tribunal. Almalexia is t-posing at the door next to a truck and ben quadinaros. Jets fly overhead. A mournhold guard in the foreground is giving two thumbs up. Text says "Mournhold, city of light, city of magic". A parental advisory label is at the bottom.
28.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 76 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0This week he brought Craglorn Stele, Mantikora!
28.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nvm i think arena devs were on crack
27.02.2026 14:44 — 👍 70 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0oh shit you right
27.02.2026 14:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fang Lair first level
i think daggerfall devs were on crack
27.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 69 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 2IGNORE THE CALAMITY PRETEND IT'S 2002 YOU'RE LISTENING TO KORN AND PLAYING MORROWIND O N T H E O R I G I N A L X B O X
weirdly enough i have a meme for this, using the same horror face
27.02.2026 12:08 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Poorly put together meme of a dunmer from Morrowind labeled "me" in times new roman. Their hand is up to shield themselves from "the horrors". There is a stretch smiling hideous thing opaque in the background. I dunno y'all
*mentally slapping my knees and standing up like i'm halfway through a family gathering* yyeah i think this meme is finished
27.02.2026 12:04 — 👍 61 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0