The Elder Memes

sure

A line of memorable ESO characters like bread himbo, cat himbo, lizard himbo, old man daddy, murder wife, and character stand in number 27. Text says "me and the homies forming a union".

Image of a bunch of stick figure dwemer spheres and dwemer spiders just kinda standing around hanging out. Text says "I like the idea that dwemer constructs just kind of vibe when no one is around"

Sheogorath as Skooma Cat from ESO

you have discovered the skooma cat of good luck

Like to immediately go insane

Repost to immediately go insane

keep scrolling to immediately go insane

yeah

The Morrowind title screen but the words are white and in Times New Roman. It says "Morrowind Remastered". The options for continuing and new games are really tiny. On the top right is a slide with Talos that says "celebrate Skyrim with new skins".

saw this in a vision and started dry heaving

i do and it is a curse lemme tell ya

Just the Dagon wireframe image again

when i was a kid and grown ups talked about the seventies

How it felt listening to the matrix soundtrack in 1999 (Image of Mehrunes Dagon from the ESO cinematic but half wireframe)

i really tried to match the tone of a faceless marketing firm describing a game they never played and will never be interested in

god in heaven this one has 90's gaming ad energy

A television showing Morrowind with lots of cliff racers flying at you. One has come out of the television and is flying directly towards you. Hands have come up defensively, but too late. Text says "nowhere is safe".

not sure why the last one cut off 😔

What a fool you are. I'm a god, how can you kill a god?

What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?

There is no escape. No recall or intervention can work in this place.

Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy

so sorry to hear that 😢

short blade increased to 70

it made the worst sound i have ever heard in my fucking life

like fifty dagoth urs all standing in one spot

got you like

good 😍

poor baurus losing his mind rn

they are if you believe

Like fifty uriel septims

WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO

The painting of Death ringing a doorbell with a guy sneaking away with his shoes off in the background. Death is labeled "every Morrowind enemy". The guy, now levitating away, is labeled "me". Also there's a guar and some Morrowind clutter, as a treat

happy for her

Image of Tarhiel standing where he is normally laid out cold. Dialogue boxes say "I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people".

Image of two ordinators in Skyrim with confetti around them. Text says "another successful regime change from the country most obsessed with freedom".