The Elder Memes

not sure why the last one cut off 😔

What a fool you are. I'm a god, how can you kill a god?

What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?

There is no escape. No recall or intervention can work in this place.

Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy

so sorry to hear that 😢

short blade increased to 70

it made the worst sound i have ever heard in my fucking life

like fifty dagoth urs all standing in one spot

got you like

good 😍

poor baurus losing his mind rn

they are if you believe

Like fifty uriel septims

WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO

The painting of Death ringing a doorbell with a guy sneaking away with his shoes off in the background. Death is labeled "every Morrowind enemy". The guy, now levitating away, is labeled "me". Also there's a guar and some Morrowind clutter, as a treat

happy for her

Image of Tarhiel standing where he is normally laid out cold. Dialogue boxes say "I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people".

Image of two ordinators in Skyrim with confetti around them. Text says "another successful regime change from the country most obsessed with freedom".

screenshots of alduin, a daedric ruin, the imperial city and apocrypha collaged in no particular order or meaning

i love elder scrolls screenshots ♥️

crossworlds is so fun

Image of the Tribunal Temple from Tribunal. Almalexia is t-posing at the door next to a truck and ben quadinaros. Jets fly overhead. A mournhold guard in the foreground is giving two thumbs up. Text says "Mournhold, city of light, city of magic". A parental advisory label is at the bottom.

This week he brought Craglorn Stele, Mantikora!

nvm i think arena devs were on crack

oh shit you right

Fang Lair first level

i think daggerfall devs were on crack

IGNORE THE CALAMITY PRETEND IT'S 2002 YOU'RE LISTENING TO KORN AND PLAYING MORROWIND O N T H E O R I G I N A L X B O X

weirdly enough i have a meme for this, using the same horror face

Poorly put together meme of a dunmer from Morrowind labeled "me" in times new roman. Their hand is up to shield themselves from "the horrors". There is a stretch smiling hideous thing opaque in the background. I dunno y'all

*mentally slapping my knees and standing up like i'm halfway through a family gathering* yyeah i think this meme is finished

SILT STRIDER GF (Image of silt strider) lets you climb on her back takes you wherever you want to go is an enormous bug (affectionate) easy to spot in a crowd unmoisturized, in her own lane, thriving hrooOooOooOoot legs go all the way up (60 feet)

Image of a dragonborn rubber duck. There are trans flags on either side of them. Text says "DOVAH DUCK, DOVAH DUCK, TERFS GO SHUT THE FUCK UP"

Image of a faceless figure throwing off chains. Text says "when you uninstall Skyrim"

two oblivion npcs talking in the imperial city

"hello!"

"what's new with you?"

"nothing i'd tell you about."

"i hear the united states has armed paramilitary in the streets attacking their own people, and even kidnapped the president of venezuela."

"the united states seems to be getting more dangerous by the day."

"take care."

"bye."

Christ that's awful Micky. I'm so sorry. 🫂

Image of the dragonborn. Text says "JOHN SKYRIM SAYS: YOU'RE DOING AMAZING GIVEN EVERYTHING, KEEP IT UP 👍"

thanks john skyrim