No no no... King Charles. Do NOT visit the whitehouse. That would be the wrong message to send.

Unless there's an ancient English law that allows you to behead trump with your sword.
If so, I can drive you to Heathrow. Just message me..
I will lend you my Tesco bag for life to bring back his head.

*hugs*

Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him, he wanted 22 bucks
But I talked him down to 17

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I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven.

King Missile Detachable Penis YouTube video by Eric Hanni

As a man with DPS (detachable penis syndrome), this song really speaks to me. I usually keep mine in the drawer with the knives because no one wants to get cut reaching for a penis.

Voting should be as easy as possible. If someone wants to make voting harder, they don't want to prevent fraud. They just don't want you to vote.

That being said, our ability to vote doesn't matter if we don't use it.

Protect your right to vote. Use your right to vote.

Too many people, including some news media, let the truth be trampled upon without thought for what is happening to us and our nation.

Military analysts are now saying that it will likely take a ground invasion to seize the Iranian coast in order to reopen shipping through the Strait of Hormuz. Now, what do you think of Trump’s war of choice.

Medicare for All - "That's socialism!"

Social Security - "That's socialism!"

Debt free education - "That's socialism!"

Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"

$1 billion per day on a war in the Middle East that no one wants, while millions of people at home struggle.

"That's just how it is."

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Bonded 1 year old cats.
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Is Netanyahu dead or not? I need to know if I'm celebrating yet.

Polish Paralympian Łukasz Mamczarz cleared 1.77 m (5 ft 10 in) in the high jump using only one leg at the 2024 Summer Paralympics in Paris.

Original post

Incredible balance and power...
My take from the Paralympics is you should never say never.. especially if it's a dream.

Still not sure if we need Medicare for All?

For me: why and how ???

Yes, and of course he’s hoping that Iran hits blue states.

It’s good, for the only people who matter to Dump…

Billionaire oil executives.

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There are reports of ICE activity on the north side of Chicago happening now.

Please share so people in the area can be aware and take precautions.

If you’re in the area please come by our office at 7016 N Clark St for ICE whistles.

We protect each other. Chinga la migra.

Can they interbreed with the indigenous alligator population? We need even bigger scarier lizards!

DISTRACTIONS DON’T WORK.

COVERUPS WON’T WORK.

NOT EVEN WAR.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

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Qatar said that even if the war ended today, they couldn't get back up to pre-invasion production levels for several weeks.

Trump's Big Ugly Bill gutted Biden's programs for wind, solar and EV power stations. He made us oil-dependent again & then created a shortage.

Funny, how that worked out.

Trump pressed oil executives to give $1 billion for his campaign, people in industry say "This is a scandal" and "an indictment of the system" — but probably legal, one legal watchdog told POLITICO.

Remember when Trump summoned oil executives to Mar-a-lago, asked them for a billion dollars for his campaign and promised them it'd pay off for them?

It's paying off for them.

www.politico.com/news/2024/05...

Not surprised at all

He. Does. Not. Care.