Also I'm pretty sure I believed in Santa, and that I assumed the discovering there's no Santa scene was just something they put in to screw with people.

Watched the whole thing the other day. I was RIGHT.

When I was a really little kid I saw the last 20 minutes of "Gremlins" on tv and assumed it was just like this really intense horror movie.

Everything I write myself and everything I love to read or listen
to or watch has one bedrock component to it...Jesus Christ I am alive right now and you are alive right now and someday we will not be but for the duration of this we are both stupidly and beautifully alive orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...

YouTube video by miniwayxxminiwalker Jackass - Phil gets pwned

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyMi...

Phil Magera voice: "He's starting to lose it!"

Specifically, I want to talk to YOUR dead relatives. I want to find out what the hell is wrong with you.

Building an AI machine to talk to other people's dead relatives.

Gonna be beating this drum for the rest of my fucking life, I think.

Look, I get it, she sucks, but also I think that in general, we have goooooooot to find a better solution for when people flip than "lol, sucks to be you."

I know that the Gaza "Green Zone Red Zone" plan sounds bad but have they considered having a comedy festival there?

If I saw some shitty AI pretending to be my dad, I would assume (correctly) that it was a demon.

In some alternate society there's probably a way to keep the large scale data analysis function that is supposedly so vital without also burning down a rain forest to let the general public make videos of old people skateboarding or whatever.

I watched Animal House about a week ago and the theme song that plays over the credits has been stuck in my head ever since.

I think it's clear what's going on here (he was looking for the anti-christ)

All around me are familiar faces

EP 3, by Chris Alan Cox 3 track album

NEW EP NEW EP! It's three songs. These are probably some of the weirdest ones I've ever put out. Enjoy!

It’s hard to convey just how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Don’t want to downplay the harm, or make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across this city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect their neighbors.

I'm reading a book about the NYPost and I intend to be insufferable about it.

Not to be pessimistic but this is basically what they did with the NYPost in the 70s. Eventually all the "push back" people left.

I saw a fox run across the road and I realized that we truly do live in god's kingdom, a magic place where every molecule is packed with meaning.

And we're giving it all up, boys, we're selling it out so that we may one day fuck a chatbot.

Look, it's called a conscious uncoupling, ok?

We need a liberal Nelk Boys.

How is Wet Hot American Summer the perfect damn movie

I don't think of myself as someone that usually "watches South Park" but apparently I watch it often enough that I've kept up with virtually all of the major plotlines of the last decade or so.

Murdoch got shooters.

It's like shit from a movie or something.

It's fucking hilarious that so much of his base is absolutely fixated on probably the number one thing that Trump would like no one to talk about ever again.

Everyone in the thread is like, "yeah fuck you buddy." Don't we want people to not be fascists? Isn't that a pretty key part of having any kind of successful politics?

Hot take but isn't this, like, a good thing?