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@danozzi.bsky.social

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An Interview with Jay Som's Melina Duterte Touring with boygenius, fighting the algorithm, and taking a long break.

talked to jay somโ€™s melina duterte about touring with boygenius, fighting the algorithm, and taking a long break.

danozzi.substack.com/p/jay-som-me...

06.10.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nodding along as a satellite guest, saying in the steve brule voice "sweet bari weiss" every time the host throws to me.

06.10.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nodding along intently as my my girlfriend tells me her theories on the new taylor swift album, giving her the same deferential look she gives me when i quote jokes from detroiters

03.10.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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PEOPLE STANDING IN FRONT OF DANZIG'S HOUSE: VOL 1 Your prayers have been answered. Finally, a zine that collects dozens of photos of people standing in front of Danzig's house in Los Angeles....

it's october so i have restocked PEOPLE STANDING IN FRONT OF DANZIG'S HOUSE

danozzi.bigcartel.com/product/peop...

02.10.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Woke Pancake Podcast Episode ยท No Disrespect ยท 10/02/2025 ยท 1h 5m

new episode up. talking about one battle after another (spoilers), the culture wars, and whatever else i don't remember tbh

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

02.10.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

hang in there paul rust, future star of Love and guy who plays paul shaffer on the snl movie

02.10.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sometimes when i rewatch older tv shows i wanna give pep talks to the young actors with bit parts. like i know you were probly excited to get this spot in an episode of broad city but hang in there buddy one day you're gonna star in severance.

02.10.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cannot be said enough that every single american man who spent their lives making Donโ€™t Tread On Me their entire personality ran to lick the treadersโ€™ boots clean as soon as they showed up to their doorstep

30.09.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 172    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

we really cover it all

24.09.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i got asked for music book recommendations the other day and remembered i had this list of a few of my favorites:

bookshop.org/lists/music-...

23.09.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My shameful return to podcasting. New music recommendations and other ramblings.

every(ish) sunday i send out a recap/recommendation/whatever email to paid ZERO CRED subscribers. today's is free.

danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...

21.09.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if the president speaks at my funeral when i die i hope he pays me a touching tribute by talking about the topics nearest to my heart: a feud he had with rosie o'donnell in 1997, a list of commercials that are too woke, and a tight five about how shower heads aren't as powerful as they used to be

21.09.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 296    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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My shameful return to podcasting. New music recommendations and other ramblings.

every(ish) sunday i send out a recap/recommendation/whatever email to paid ZERO CRED subscribers. today's is free.

danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...

21.09.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got a bunch of gallagher fans yelling at me because i pointed out the guy had a well documented history of hating watermelons. "you're basing that on a few out of context clips of him smashing watermelons," they're telling me, "watch his full videos and not just what the mainstream media feeds you."

21.09.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh and we changed the name of it too why not

19.09.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's called manifesting

19.09.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Return Podcast Episode ยท No Disrespect ยท 09/19/2025 ยท 1h 12m

me and @dbanthony.bsky.social took a long hard look at the dark cultural moment we're in and decided what the world needs right now is for us to bring back our podcast.

first episode in almost two years:

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

19.09.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lower those expectations babyyyyy

19.09.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

very much appreciate it of course! but i even just meant anyone regularly releasing podcasts, newsletters, music, videos, etc. every so often i try to check myself to take stock of how much i consume vs how much i actually pay for

18.09.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

today is a good day to ask yourself how much you actually support the independent artists and creators you enjoy, beyond just liking and subscribing. do you pay them money for their work? do you buy their things? fund alternative culture now or be left with the slop.

18.09.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 181    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

imagining the FBI interrogating my friends, trying to get a handle on my personal beliefs and motivations, coming away with stuff like "jackass forever, though unnecessary, was a fun addition to the canon" and "rancid could stand to trim a lot of fat off their albums."

15.09.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Norm MacDonald Crocodile Hunter
YouTube video by Clipped Comedy Norm MacDonald Crocodile Hunter

norm macdonald died 4 years ago today. been thinking about this bit a lot this week for no real reason.

www.youtube.com/shorts/DkvGM...

14.09.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hm i'm starting to think a handheld device that lets you learn the opinions of every person on planet earth is not a good thing?

12.09.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 113    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

david lynch died this year and i'm still bummed about that

11.09.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyway, here's wonderwall.

10.09.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

billionaire getting a birthday gift from a friend: ah a lock of pubic hair, my favorite, thank you. oh and there's a note: "may all our deepest desires remain our secrets to keep"

me, a normal guy getting a birthday gift from a friend: oh hell yeah a gift card to outback steakhouse

09.09.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
08.09.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everyone in LA is wearing oasis merch today. it's like adidas won the world series.

07.09.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[trump posts a meme of him torching an american city to the ground] sir, according to section 118.34 of the military handbook you would be written up for using a rolling hitch knot instead of a bowline knot. for shame, sir.

06.09.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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