Robin Ramsey

say it ain’t sew

The two good Alien films?

"manual gynophilia." is that anything.

4 panel comic PANEL 1: MATTIE lying down on her couch, looking at her phone. MATTIE: Man, why do I feel so bad lately. PANEL 2: A shot of MATTIE's phone. NEWS ARTICLE: METEOR DUE TO DEMOLISH EARTH TODAY MATTIE: Oh I see. MATTIE: It's because I'm looking at my PHONE too much! PANEL 3: MATTIE, marching outside, throwing her phone over her shoulder. MATTIE: That's it! I'm gonna go OUTSIDE! PANEL 4: MATTIE looks up, shielding her eyes from something. Red light is all around her. MATTIE: I wonder what that is.

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I have professional authority that you would in fact be the plucky, quirky amateur sleuth who accidentally solves the mystery while involved in a humorous subplot about finding a rare blend of tea

the catch is that you have to live with a bastard little cat

I don’t have the musical talent

or the knowledge of Dorley hall

but I do have musescore and a can-do attitude!

very scared to girlmode in public, call that bricking it

local teacher mystified that children grow at different rates

also lots of people online think you’re very cute and loveable

tbf forty minutes on a bus is usually enough to create mob hysteria

being a b-tier euphoniumist in an a-tier brass band is great because you just begin to randomly hate things like the theme from ET

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the strength to change those I can, and housemates who can do the bloody recycling every once in a while

my gf is very very cool

a woman dressed in purple takes a selfie with a road sign

get yourself a gf who gleefully stops the car to take a picture with a road sign

everyone knows the moon is made of cheese….

How the hell am I supposed to write a literature review when there is a tiny fuzzy idiot in the corner of my bedroom scrambling around his habitat

Getting a hamster has done wonders for my mental health, but has been DIRE for my productivity lol

Biographies of J.R.R. Tolkien and Agatha Christie

Mordor on the Orient Express

ur the poirot to my marple <3

me at any given moment, tbh

Can’t believe my girlfriend won’t bring me a coffee in bed, just because she’s “still asleep” and “thirty miles away”

Walked downstairs to find mum and dad watching university challenge, and the very next question was about Agatha Christie lmao

ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax

ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive

yeah I’ve a pretty productive day of uni work

(read three chapters of a novel, stared at my thesis for an hour, rewrote one sentence then played Untitled Goose Game for six hours)

I’d already told my gf about my hometown having a famous. Giant Penis Head Statue. She was *thrilled* to see it get a mention!

the modern toaster

I’ve gone away for a writing retreat!*

*catsitting while doing the uni work I’ve been putting off for two weeks

whoa are you telling me that the trans panic is bad for cis people too ?? whoOOAOAHAHH!OOOOOOHHAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! time to care about it i guess