November Kelly

the same shot but more lesbian

yeah?

podcaster with two hips and one Nikon

and here’s me

my partner’s hand playing the guitar except I really nailed the focus

here’s my second favourite

woman feeds pigeons in park, passers-by bemused by extremely high-velocity pigeon blur

here’s my favourite photo I’ve taken recently

my wife has been saying some alarmingly transmasculine things and has late asked me if she would look cute with a silly little moustache. as a man of the 1940s I am clear that that is NOT the gender the silly little moustache goes on

gentlemen, I have just been informed that my wife is neck deep in Cornish lesbian trade, and under these circumstances I am expected to organise an airborne invasion of Europe

just learned that General Frederick ‘Boy’ Browning - Dirk Bogarde’s character in A Bridge Too Far - was married to Daphne du Maurier, and therefore might be forgiven for a distracted planning of Operation Market Garden due to some problems at home

that’s right

varusteleka before they started hanging out with Nazi YouTubers

A cartoon drawing of a podcast audience in an auditorium. A speech bubble leading off screen reads "we have a segment on this podcast called 'safety third." In the foreground, an anthropomorphic fox wearing a shirt that says "you're boeing to die" side-eyes an anthropomorphic airliner weearing a shirt that reads "I'm boeing to kill you."

podcaster. big belt buckle. insanely shaped jeans

regret to say I took what I consider to be quite a good selfie entirely by accident in this changing room

I’m enjoying Pluribus a lot but if I wanted to be cruel about it I would describe it as The Good Place for people who made a point of staying on Twitter and not going to Bluesky

Anecdotal, but in June a pal returned from Glastonbury and Wimbledon, comically sunburned from both. "Ha!" I said, "remember when we were kids, every year it was mudbaths at the main stage and rain-stopped play on centrecourt? That was the *whole* deal with both those things- oh right jesus fuck".

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ahhh I’m just here for the weekend I’m leaving in the morning 😭😭😭

wow!

anyway buy some rat stuff I love the rat stuff
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is this kind of casual profiling one probable reason *why* I’m not currently dating a trans man? maybe. did the stall have a zine about top surgery on it? yes

cool art postcard of two rats, one in a crown, one in a jester hat, their tails entwining in a heart shape, with the text EVERY RAT KING NEEDS A RAT JESTER

I don’t think everyone who overheard me liked it but I saw this and went ‘incredibly unfair for me to encounter this at a time in my life when I’m not dating a trans man’

WARHOUND fanart: Woman in a military uniform (Handler) holds a leash connecting to a kneeling pilot (Sartha) with a muzzle on her face at her side.

"Heel, hound"

my neck hurts so bad

Door to a disabled toilet with a gigantic like green transgender symbol on it, over which is stuck a sheet of A4 paper announcing: AFFLECK’S OUT OF ORDER APOLOGIES FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE and then the door also has a key code lock on it.

not even the funniest image I took in that building

Wubbo in sleeping bag Wubbo Ockels

@postoctobrist.bsky.social

Re latest NGNM, Wubbo in a sleeping bag
www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed...

me in front of the transphobic Affleck’s mural, which is quite frankly mogging me

I met a celebrity today

screenshot of my tumblr: Anonymous asked: Ms Kelly how do you feel about submissive autistic tboys I am holding the trunk of my car open and because you are autistic to avoid social ambiguity I am clearly indicating for you to get in

I could never leave tumblr

a Fuji X-T5 with a Sennheiser MKE 400 shotgun mic mounted to an extremely cool SmallRig bracket. for once, the mode select dial is set to MOVIE instead of STILL

everyone shut the fuck up I’m cooking something

YouTube video by Well There's Your Problem Podcast A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM NOVA AND ROZ

we went to philadelphia (chip shop) to make an important announcement
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRL4...

no just the regular kind of diopter is fine for me thanks

plane yuri

guy who got sucked inside out trying to fuck a vacuum cleaner: and by the way, I just don’t think it makes much political sense, strategically, for the left to keep making “vacuum fucker” jokes