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@under-the-table.bsky.social

This is the nick wherein I engage with NSFW content. More intelligent comments elsewhere.

14 Followers  |  16 Following  |  53 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2025  |  2.2691

Latest posts by under-the-table.bsky.social on Bluesky

Is there any way to quadruple like something on this app?

18.11.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't forget - you're the official possessor of the bewbs

18.11.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of life's little ironies - Tucson, AZ has the best rocks for sitting on a dock and throwing in a lake, but it's hours to the nearest lake (most of the time).

18.11.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hugs freely available ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™

18.11.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#same

18.11.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What candelabra?

18.11.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely need more training

18.11.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd rest my cheek on it while I pet your kitty ๐Ÿ˜

18.11.2025 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope you can hang in there. We only just met. I've got so much more #gooning to do for you.

18.11.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you think we'll have to do to get @dontdiekatie.bsky.social to post hers? ๐Ÿ˜‹

18.11.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd just lie between your legs and pet your kitty ๐Ÿ˜‹

18.11.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So much the better ๐Ÿคฉ

18.11.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@dontdiekatie.bsky.social If this is like yours (except bushy) the lust glue has fully set.

17.11.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, it's not like I'm complimenting every random dick I see, y'know? At least you're brave enough to post yours.

17.11.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think my favorite part is the smile at the end ๐Ÿฅฐ

17.11.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you mind me calling it pretty? I know guys can be weird about their parts sometimes.

17.11.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And to think - I used to be able to do that to a girl. ๐Ÿ˜ข

17.11.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't that like textbook toxic positivity? Or do I have that wrong?

17.11.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would take a while before I could stop eating your ass though.

17.11.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I asked you guys to recommend some good #porn channels and this was not one of them.

Frankly, I'm disappointed in you all.

17.11.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I feel like I need to say this periodically -

I'm a late blooming queer man.

It only took 6 months, at most, before I was SA'd by another man. And I'm a grown ass adult.

Just to put a little perspective on things.

#sexualassault #queerviolence #sexualviolence

17.11.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh lord. The lust bond grows stronger by the minute. Are you by any chance blonde? Doesn't make much difference either way but I'm trying to imagine the bush I'd be sticking my face in ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ˆ

17.11.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there even a question?

17.11.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think that's an EXTREME understatement

17.11.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cute doesn't begin to describe

17.11.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone who's curious about this, there is now a Discord server for the purpose. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

17.11.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever you can do without regret. Because you know your followers will gladly accept whatever you want to give.

(I love a good bush photo especially these days when they're so hard to come by but that's just one perv's opinion.)

17.11.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I promise, I'm not trying to stalk your account. I just needed to see your boobs

17.11.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That would have been the best career day booth ever.

17.11.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pardon me while I

17.11.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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