Zohran and the city eloped last night
Happy new year. Rent’s due.
Anderson Cooper’s New Year’s Newsin’ Eve
I like my toddies like I like my young singles in your area.
Think I gotta call out of work tomorrow on account of I just did squats for the first time in too long.
I’m beginning to think that guy was a real jerk
Even by this year’s shit standards, news really out bleaking itself this week.
In the spirit of Christmas, I hope every billionaire is visited by three ghosts who open their hearts. If that doesn’t work, I hope they’re visited by masked folks with machetes who open their hearts.
🎶 Oh the weather outside is frightful 🎶 so let’s all watch Fight Club 🎶
Church sidewalk seems extra unshovled like Heaven giving them some kind of bounty
Eat your heart out, Bonnie Blue
Drug czar? More like drug czar cool 😎😎
🎵 So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaay 🎵
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I guess it's noble that Batman doesn't murder, but if you think he's racked up anything less than 10,000 manslaughters, then you're just a goddamn fool.
Explain this one to me sheeple 🤔 #redpill #wakeup
🎶 Got to admit it’s getting better, a little better all the time 🎶
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Nothing says South Wlliamsburg quite like a silver Honda Odyssey trailing caution tape probably from an earlier vehicular homicide
Vatamin Shoppe was having a sale so I bought 6 months worth of protein and creatine. Thinking about making one kidney exploding shake and setting the record for the weirdest OD of all time.
Me, snatching up all those free thanks you suckers are putting out there
I like when folks say “I do my OWN research!” And then they send you a meme.
I knew I stayed alive this long for a reason!
Can’t tell if I’m hungry or nauseous. Gonna eat like a pig until I get to the bottom of this.
NY Times needs someone whose only job is to walk around and say “you sure about this one, buddy?”
In real life, If someone was trying to tell me something without telling me something I would assume they were drowning or having a stroke
there is no better time to engage in the most performative politics of your life
Kid’s ball got away from him at the park. Tossed it back to him and hit him square in the face.
I like my Theron like i like my Angels: Charlize
I’m not naive enough to think any of this Epstein stuff is going to bring Trump down or even make an appreciable difference in his support so all I’m hoping for now is that Bill Clinton resists arrest on live TV. #tazehimup
BREAKING: Nation shocked—shocked!—to find that gambling is going on in here!
