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Certainly not Nick, surely

@totallynotnick.bsky.social

yearly posts that make only me laugh || king nerd of nj || he/him || my car was in the background of the Clifford movie so I'm kind of a big deal

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No Ma'am, certainly not.

16.10.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi Lily!

16.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some spicy sacrilege on the holiest of CubeCon weekends, my heart can barely handle it

16.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cube Cobra Overview: Hybrid Commander Cube >>> # The Hybrid Commander Cube <<< >>> *A fluid commander draft experience unbound by traditional color identity restrictions* <<< ## What is it? Color identity is particularly restricting in a com...

Running the Hybrid Commander Cube all weekend at #CubeCon. If you're an EDH brewer, this is the cube for you!
www.cubecobra.com/cube/overvie...

16.10.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

That's gotta be worth at least like, 12 Reflecting Pools per Reflecting Pool!

11.09.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Over The Garden Wall Official Soundtrack | Old Black Train – The Blasting Company | WaterTower
YouTube video by WaterTower Music Over The Garden Wall Official Soundtrack | Old Black Train – The Blasting Company | WaterTower

youtu.be/C69LPwau1Pc?...

10.09.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally talk away lmao. If you think that anyone in any position of power couldn’t immediately pull up every remotely contentious post you’ve ever liked or thing you’ve ever said online at a moments notice, you’re dreaming. This is being online in 2025. Rest in piss you piece of shit.

10.09.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Cube For A Cause SS25 for Make The Road NY, organized by Scott Mirtsopoulos Hi, I’m Scott Mirtsopoulos of Upkeep New York, and I’m hoping you'll joi… Scott Mirtsopoulos needs your support for Cube For A Cause SS25 for Make The Road NY

Also, dear reader, the charity goal is close according to the donation page, so if you have the means, contributions to assist the greater NYC community against the riding tide of fascism would be sick πŸ™πŸ’›
www.gofundme.com/f/cube-for-a...

25.08.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To close, Cube rocks, and every event I attend, I am more and more sure I'm putting my stock in with the right folk. Much love to all the friends new and old I've made along the way. Keep an ear out for North Jersey/NY state Cube activity near you soon, very hopefully (courtesy of your pal Nick L 😊)

25.08.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lastly, @ollie.bostoncubeparty.com's Doubleton Synergy Cube! The emergent synergies came exactly as advertised on the box. Went for a straightforward "GW beat you to death with counters" theme and got absolutely blasted by decks doing some crazy shit. A total delight, all the same. 1-2!

25.08.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Next, @worklifevalue.bsky.social's Perilous Seas! Another straight banger, and as a fellow nautical nonsense-r myself, I was so happy to draft this fully Grixis desert cube, nautical flavor forward. I drafted a Commander-ass deck, slamming 3color Pirate legends + gy synergies for a clean 2-1. Bliss.

25.08.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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First, @nickzlmhc.bsky.social's Red Cube Wins! After p1p1 lightning bolt because ofc, I went into the Hot Deck ℒ️ with Don't Try This at Home. Highlight: while dead on board with no options, Trigger Happy my opponent's Count on Luck to rip Lava Spike for exactly 4 lethal damage (it's hot, ofc). 2-1!

25.08.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cube For A Cause deck thread πŸ₯³

This was a killer weekend, and I'm so thankful to Scott/the judges/the Upkeep team for hosting an event that was so welcoming, enjoyable, and cube-shaped. The community was lovely, the cubes were sweet, friends were made, and decks were drafted. Now, some lists...

25.08.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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AND JUST SO Y’ALL KNOW HOW SERIOUS WE ARE ABOUT THIS COMMUNITY MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR AW26!!!

WE ARE GONNA BE BACK AS USUAL

2/21/26 - 2/22/26

25.08.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

YYYYEEEAAAAHHHHH TY UPKEEP GANG πŸ’›πŸ™

25.08.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My brain says just cryptbreaker, but my heart says "how sick would it be to wheel that Chainer after picking the construct πŸ‘€"

13.08.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay folks - our final #c4ac announcement to all my #mtgcube folks.
I’m excited to introduce End Step - the official Cube For A Cause after party!
We’ll be posted up with some of our communities DJs (including myself on the decks) at JADE in Bushwick!!
Come dance with us!!

13.08.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

Chapter 1: Earthbend
Chapter 2: Fucking kill that dude
Chapter 3: Fucking kill that dude
Chapter 4: Fucking kill that dude
Chapter 5-

12.08.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MCR @ METLIFE BABYYYYY

09.08.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still private!

08.08.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck is wrong with you?

04.08.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On one hand, my heart says the weird shit. On the other, I'd worry- does doubling up on the fringe stuff increase the delta between the niche-r cards vs the spikiest ones (lone power cards seem even stronger), or does the newfound consistency actually close that gap? Hard question to answer, tbh

16.07.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am an artist and a poet first and foremost

14.07.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH great to meet you buddy, was a pleasure! Hope to crack the cube open again, and THANK YOU FOR THE GOBLIN PIC!!

14.07.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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+ bonus pics "I picked up a Noctilith Crown (at top deck) (sick) and a new gecko (not at top deck, sadly) (also sick) on Sunday"
10/10 event, would come for every one hosted in the future for sure! Now, onto Cube for a Cause πŸ”₯

14.07.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Having secured top 8, I'm ecstatic. This is about the ceiling of what I expected for myself. Drafted the GORGEOUS Anomeia Cube, drew a token I kicked myself for not snapping a pic of, and built a deck that, like Null Rod, does nothing lol. I was not, in fact, cooking. Still, I had a fantastic time!

14.07.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sunday morning, locked in, 3-0'd uncommon Cube for Top 8! Came in with a game plan (draft cards that do things) and started round 1 with the plan "clear the board -> hit in mouth". Went surprisingly well! 3-0/6-0 on the draft. Shout-out those overstatted vanilla beaters+gift of Orzhova frfr.

14.07.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Unranked Saturday night, 0-3ish BONG Cube aka "I want to Channel Clown Car so bad" also aka "oops I might be really bad at vintage Cube(s), actually". (This is a recurring theme that may return later). This cube was incredibly sick + definitely the type I need to improve upon the most! No deck pic

14.07.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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1-2 on my foil curation of The Pauper Cube! I hit some flicker shenanigans, but got out valued by Sprout Swarm round 1, then just barely eked out by Vampire Sovereign -> Reanimate Vampire Sovereign -> Burst Lightning round 2. LLW for the silly little value pile.

14.07.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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2-1 on the 555-JANK cube by @andrewmagrini.bsky.social ! Pool + Deck was looking tight, p1p1 ancestral into "drafting snapcaster mage at any point" felt tremendous, backed up by some draft all-stars like Pack Rat to round out value. LWW over 3 rounds.

14.07.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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