JB

JB

@maybejaybe.bsky.social

I don’t know what I am doing.

23 Followers 42 Following 47 Posts Joined Jul 2023
4 months ago
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Know your rights when voting today.

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7 months ago

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

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1 year ago
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A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping with major retailers tomorrow, February 28, as part of an “economic blackout.”

I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott

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1 year ago
Screenshot of Guardian article about the NASA funded dolphin experiment from the 60s where jobs included "Teaching dolphins to SPEAK ENGLISH (not communicate)" "Jerking off dolphins so they pay attention" and "Giving dolphins acid for some reason"

Never let a boomer tell you you don't have a 'real job'

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1 year ago

Remember, today especially, that MLK said America suffers not just from "the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people." Keep the faith. Keep up the fight.

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1 year ago
Ify, myself, and Emily (in order) smiling at a camera in close proximity.

@ifycomedy.com was a delight to meet at #paxunplugged today. Looking forward to the panel!

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1 year ago

I don’t know if it should be concerning that all I did for my Halloween
costume was put on a hat and everyone thinks my witch costume is great.

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1 year ago

It’s not even the at home versions. Full commercial usage machines. And they are right I want quality and durability and to swirl two flavors together

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1 year ago

Somehow the algorithm has decided I want a soft serve ice cream machine and I am struggling with that that says about me.

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1 year ago

Definitely time for the dog.

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1 year ago
A 12’ skeleton wearing a red white and blue striped shirt with a top hat showing red and white stripes and blue stars

Pants were a failure but lessons have been learned.

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1 year ago
12’ skeleton holding a basket of multicolored flowers with a flower crown and flowers near the center of the ribs.

I think next year I will add more flowers.

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1 year ago

He took care of something at my house and has left 120 bunnies in our place, of which we have found 100. I just bought 300 more ducks and he will lose this war.

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1 year ago

Someone asked how old I was and I said 39 and 11/12ths and they got so mad.

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1 year ago

Update: all ducks have been left and he has found about 80. I refuse to give him any hints.

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1 year ago

My character died in one of my dnd campaigns and my party members mourned me with a magical egg feast.

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1 year ago

We had to tie them to the neck and make a weird three point attachment because they kept trying to fly away.

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1 year ago
12’ skeleton standing next to a garage holding a basket of eggs and eating white and pink bunny ears.

Easter! Bunny ears without a hat is hard.

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1 year ago

For the past two months I have left 50 tiny ducks at my friends condo and he just found out it was me. As of right now he has only found 30. I have 70 more ducks and will not stop.

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2 years ago

At least I locked myself out of my car on a nice day

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2 years ago
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2 years ago
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February! Gotta love sewing a 12 “toga”

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2 years ago

*shouldn’t

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2 years ago
A hand holding a 2 story green witch hut with a leaf roof and moss walls.

I should have watched the Rick Perry documentary because now all I want to do is build terrain that I have to space for.

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2 years ago
A cat's head looks out of the basket. Next to it is another cat whose head is not visible

No one:
French Royalty in the 18th century:

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2 years ago
A 12 foot skeleton wearing a black top hat with a white band holding a sign that says happy new year.

New month new Indiana bones

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2 years ago

I needed pie crust for a cookie recipe and my husband bought the wrong kind so now I have 8 pies to make. This isn’t a complaint. I love pie and have never been more excited. I want these mistakes to happen monthly.

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2 years ago

There are pen kits which give you the pen guts but you wood lathe down the stock and assemble. I am close to feeling comfortable trying it with acrylics which will give more visual variety.

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2 years ago
Twist wood pen with gold burnishing and Paduk wood. Wood pencil with gold burnishing and wenge wood.

I am getting close to making good looking pens and pencils! My friends better get ready for gifts they don’t want.

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2 years ago

I really want to know what cool shit your mom is going to do during her retirement.

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