Chris Andrews

She's joined Antifa

Looks Like Dr Who, but on Epstein Island

If Dr Who appeared in the Epstein Files..

More chance of getting this Potter.

Does he think he's Burl Ives or something?

And thank you for the moving tribute to the Meat-Free Mourinho, which nearly moved the tea I was supping from my mouth to my shirt as you played it 😀

‘Warfighters’, if the war is against a full buffet table.

But it'll be all OK because I'm sure that Toby, Douglas and all those fine folks at the Free Speech Union will be on to this straight away.

“Tell the boys and girls what I’m like backstage, Judge”
“You’re a hascist grick, Gog”

Jenrick’s tea boy

I thought him telling us he was Shadow Home Sec was the shock, as I clearly understood that was FatJab Bob's role.

Jenrick just daring Badenoch to sack him so he can do a (so very Jenrick) 'look what they made me do' flounce off to join Reform.

Just what British Politics needs right now. Enoch Powell but with added cry-bullying.

Macho Man and Liz

The last club that should be denouncing a religion with a belief in reincarnation

“WILL YOU STOP, FRANK!”

I think I’ve spotted the only one amongst them who’s too stupid to make sure he has a pre-emptive pardon.

Totally unrelated, but you know that face you make when you‘re doing a really long text to someone and then circumstances change before you press send?…..

Jesus. Him v Fetterman sure turned out to be the Ali/Frazier of Senate fight, didn’t it?

Raging because the team didn’t throw Brendan under the bus.

Going to start calling Rangers ‘Beechgrove FC’, given the amount of folk they’ve paid to go gardening since they were born 10 year ago.

Surely an Advent Calender, so they get slung out the door as soon as it’s opened

So who’s going to get the exclusive ‘I was cancelled by Strictly Wokesters’ interview then?

Such a willingness to share his thoughts with us! Remind me, How many times did he plead the Fifth?

Hope Govan’s finest are enjoying their nice swim up the canal to the Kelpies.

And nobody needs to force Johnson to slip into his sanctimonious “Well shucks, this sure hurts me more than it hurts you” routine.

Very difficult to imagine Rodgers is signing a new contract, or indicating he will, on the evidence of that.

Those Generals live at my Granny's Flats

Mullin is going to fall off his box when he finds out about the 'Farm Socialism' bailouts coming down the line.

What this news does is confirm that Assad wisely chose to stay in a bungalow.