Chris Andrews

Hope that lot don't wake Tisdale up on the way out.

Im sure old ZzzDale is on the case. Or maybe the pillowcase 😆

Sheldon Groyper got to see some extra-judicial punishment dished out and now Berman's trying to kill his buzz.

Tom asked for it to be shown again because he ‘hadn’t finished yet’.

Peaky Blunder

Hugh Keevins has just called Wilf’s first 10 minutes in charge ‘Le Shambles’.

Every Republican but one, who you can be damned sure will add this to his ‘not seen it’ list

"I've obtained a leaked copy of the rules for the under 14 British Chess Championship and Fiona, these make damning reading for Rachel Reeves and in the words of a prominent ex-minister, could spell checkm......"

Was this his tribute to Linda’s Wrestlemania X7 performance?

This is like 'Clear and Present Danger'. Pete has a get out of jail free card and well, shucks, looks like that Admiral doesn't.

She said Aye Ready

That lot at Ibrox should be sponsored by the Beano, given the amount of comical draws you see from them.

Seems appropriate, given that Charlie was one for making unacceptable points as well.

Scales pen decision was a direct result of that mob‘s meltdown about the semi final.

You could just take how Walsh dealt with what was being dealt out to Engels and still say he had a shocker.

Sympathies with the Jambo refereeing that game

Maybe their Maths Professors can calculate how big the bus will be that they agree to throw certain staff and students under?

Tounekti no doubt glad that MON's away next week.

He puts the 'shat' in chateau

Amazed that as the Budget is out unexpectedly early, Rachel Reeves isn't scheduled to have any match practice before the next one.

At the Treasury right now

Even on mute, the condescension emanating from Balls speaks volumes.

Kelly should grow a beard before they have a chance to call him up.

McInnes looks like he handles pressure as well as a knackered boiler.

The class players will always find a way, will they not?

Ralston looks as happy facing a crossing opportunity as Lawwell does facing a supporter.

Maybe Ross Desmond will be generous enough to tell that team how to create a goal scoring chance.

He'd better have his facts straight where Fergus is concerned (see 'Jim Farry')

“I CAN HANDLE THINGS! I’M SMART!”