Chris Andrews

Chris Andrews

@blazesboiledham.bsky.social

South Coast Celtic fan. Surveys and Statistics Specialist. Starmersceptic Socialist. Dislike of alliteration

802 Followers 950 Following 955 Posts Joined Nov 2024
5 days ago

On recent experience, likely that HMS Dragon would have spent 15 minutes in her company and then left Portsmouth Harbour to join the Reform Party

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5 days ago

"Look what you made me do" is so on brand for that mob.

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6 days ago

'AI Ready!'

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1 week ago

Enjoyed reading Tom English’s review of Lord of the Rings. Especially the bit where he gives out to the hobbits for starting the bother by trying to vandalise a lovely ring.

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1 week ago

Wee Kendoff πŸ˜‰

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1 week ago

With the Union Bears bricking it once they got to our penalty box, Danny Rohl is likely to give them a starting spot in attack next weekend.

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1 week ago

Mooby Dick

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1 week ago

Ben Arthur a beacon of calm tonight. Thank goodness.

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1 week ago

Add that Maeda sclaff to death and taxes in the inevitability list.

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1 week ago

Once again Statemrnt FC get rewarded for three days of moaning about a handball.

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1 week ago

I could ask Nige what the problem was with the President in 2015 but I don’t want to get accused of the sectarianisms.

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2 weeks ago

Remember the collective aneurysm Fox News got over Biden and his watch.

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2 weeks ago

Looking forward to Reform FC blaming blowing a two goal lead on electoral fraud.

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2 weeks ago

Beaton watched that screen with the look of a losing gambler who prays the replay will show his horse actually won.

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3 weeks ago

Spreading ketchup on the bedsheets

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1 month ago

To call him a useful idiot is doing idiots a disservice.

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1 month ago

He looks like what would happen if the Marx Brothers made a Hellraiser film.

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1 month ago

Fairy-ox-tale debut!!

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1 month ago
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'Better Together'

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1 month ago

Suspect someone's leaked this out to prevent him doing what Ian Murray did to CUKTIG. Can't be too careful with these Scottish Labour types....

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1 month ago

I'd read it as JB as suggesting the PLP look to their hearts which, given the majority of them would have been happy to 'break' the previous leader 'as a man', is a laughable idea.

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1 month ago

Polly can't even say this time she got a few pence on shopping bags in return for going along with it.

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1 month ago

The only way you'd have got the remote off of Lindsey until Ricky Martin did his spot was by taking it from his cold dead hand.

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1 month ago

Someone could do Steve Reed a favour and take his phone away for a bit.

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1 month ago

Dallas will choking on his bit of sacrificed goat at the Lodge.

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1 month ago

Pressley looking like he's in a Temu production of Slow Horses

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1 month ago

Of course not. How'd you wet a beak if you ain't got any water?

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1 month ago

My thoughts exactly over yesterday. He was signed with a view to this sort of outcome, and the lack of any planning is unforgivable. We are truly an analogue (maybe steam-power!) club in a digital age.

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1 month ago

Mandelson has long come across as a Tom Ripley-type figure in so far that to him, wealth represents admiration, respect, and a freedom from judgement and consequences.

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1 month ago

Can't wait for the upcoming Celtic TV interview where Mike Nicholson tells Gerry that keeping Engels is, if you think about it real hard, just like a new signing.

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