Evil Ass Cat

I drank a 12 pack of dr pepper in a day and now I'm sick
I didn't drink enough dr pepper

the character neco arc photoshopped in front of a sizeable explosion, stretching from both sides of the image.

faith girlcell making her appearance every 2 months ...
She remembers her password, she just refuses to give us concerning posts... :/

Might I offer you a deal, my friend

You were born in your birth month
Bet you didn't know that

i steal a majority of my cat memes from Tiktok
With the soon total destruction of tiktok for the new US approved propaganda version
I will lose my cat memes
This is so sad

BALANCE STATS IN THE HORSE GAME?
NAAAAH.
ALL IN ON SPEED
NOT A FRONT RUNNER?
YOU'RE A FRONT RUNNER NOW
ALL IN ON SPEED

this fuckass shark plush with a witch hat keeps staring at me like im a sinner

I ate a book

SOMEONE CRASHED OUT WHILE PLAYING FORSAKEN THAT I KNOW
WHY?
ITS A LEGO GAME
IF ONE CRASHES OUT AT A VIDEO GAME THEN THEY MUST LOG OFF AND GO OUTSIDE

people keep throwing pillows at me and it's so mean
like what do you mean stop doing this thing i love
no
dont throw a pillow at me
die

I would wear a dr pepper bikini

hats
They go on your head
Yes

You're looking for your keys, meanwhile I have already eaten them.

Vehicle

I would fuck a ship.
As in a boat.
The ones that governments use to shoot at each other, specifically.
Yeah.

when i fell asleep
the power went out
when i woke up
the power was back
clearly
I am magical

I WOULD FUCK A FURRY FOX WOMAN
WHAT?
THIS WASN'T THE QUESTION?
YES IT WAS.
THAT'S WHAT 3+9 EQUALS
DUMBASS
IMAGINE NOT KNOWING BASIC MATH
WHY AM I SCREAMING?
GOOD QUESTION
THATS AN ANSWER FOR ANOTHER TIME

hello today I am
I thunk

Wolf spider looking towards the camera from within it's underground nest.

WIKIPEDIA USES SCARY PHOTOS OF SPIDERS FOR THEIR WIKIPEDIA PAGE AND I FUCKING HATE IT
OF COURSE YOU'D BE SCARED OF SPIDERS IF YOU SAW THIS
IT'S SPECIFICALLY CHOSEN BECAUSE ITS SCARY
WHY NOT CUTE PICTURES OF SPIDERS?
ALSO THE PICTURE IS A SCARY SPIDER.

I'd eat a plant

buzz
thats the sound bees make
buzz
thats the sound bees make
...
Yeah

BRUSHES...
THEY DO THINGS
LIKE HAIR BRUSHING
TEETH BRUSHING
PAINT BRUSHING
GRASS BRUSHING
...
VERY USEFUL
BUY BRUSHES
THANK YOU

picture of a cat, with the caption Erm, What the fish!

THE VIDEO GAME ON #ROBLOX KNOWN AS #FORSAKEN HAS A GAME BREAKING BUG
THERE ARE NO PIDGEONS
THERE ARE NO PROPERLY SIZED CATS!!!

there is also the bug where the stamina change doesn't function right.
To see this, load of Yorick's with a friend, and run in the river while nearby
You won't lose stamina

I WILL DROWN MY ENEMIES IN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF PIDGEONS, WHO HAVE ALL JOINED MY CAUSE AGAINST THE TELEVISIONS

THEIR FLYING BLAZE OF GLORY WILL PECK AGAINST THE SCREENS OF AUTHORITARIANISM, INEVITABLY CRACKING AND DESTROYING IT, USHERING IN A NEW AGE OF DEMOCRACY

GO MY PIDGEONS

Faith girlcel remembered her password

every time i block people I get extremely happy
its a free trick to happiness
block people you don't like
appa that have a max blocked number are apps made by fools

Cat wearing a wizard hat edited to have magical spells coming out of its paws with the captain "EVIL FUCKING WIZARD CAT MRREEOOOW"

I eat 40-60 icecubes a day

we should bring back carrier pidgeons
ignore my army of weaponized pidgeons
trust me
i dont have any sinister motives

I'm going to train an army of pidgeons.

Picture of cat edited to have an explosion coming out of it's head.

I blow AI image prompt makers up with my mind
This is what happens to them