Abortion & Skincare Are My Passions

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This left over lemon shrimp orzo I made Monday

The juicy samba girlies are my new obsession

Is that why I absolutely freaking HATE IT?! 🤣🤸🏾‍♀️

Cuz wtf is thisssss, even the URL is fishy lmao

Yt people will straight up say things to you like "my dog barks at brown people" and then try to act like they aren't the reason why

THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A STIMMY, YOU STUPID SLUT

These random articles popping up about an unconfirmed stimulus check are starting to piss me off.

I’m making Swedish meatballs tomorrow 🥰🥰🥰

Mo’ Grease than Beef and the radio DJ conversations from Kush n Orange Juice

Shopping for myself without feeling guilty 🥹

Yall be ugly, annoying, have zero chemistry and be trying to make "viral couples content" pls

I wanna make myself breakfast but I’m not hungry. Got a lot to do today tho, so I probably should.

Just finished watching Spirited Away again. Thought it was gonna put me to sleep... That was a failed plan 😅

Tubi in my notifications talmbout “come finish watching your 56 unfinished titles!” Like okaaaay read me i guess

I’m a Leo that does that but I also thought i was just mentally unstable

I was thinking I wanna make some beef stroganoff tonight? But somebody on my feed just said something about risotto and now I’m rethinking dinner plans.

I really hate seeing TikToks piggy-backing off something that I have zero context on. Because I’m not about to give into the curiosity of figuring out what you’re talking about only for it to plague my FYP for the next 30-90 business days.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Getting harassed for saying something out of pocket doesn’t count

The thing about straight white men is they think they’re the majority regarding EVERYTHING

Remember that era where YA authors couldn’t stop writing about terminally ill white teenagers in love

Animals I dislike for actual reasons too complicated to disclose:

- Dolphins
- Orcas
- Rabbits

and

- Hamsters

He sucked as a partner, but having dated a mechanic for a number of years wasn’t a total waste. I just topped off my own oil with the knowledge he shared with me a while ago.

You know what… mute

Some parents will literally bar you from trying to move out and get your own place but won’t help fix the internal issues of why you wanna leave home tsw

Why is a slow piano cover of Listen to Your Heart playing on this heart medication commercial 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Because what do you mean “here’s a trick to make doctors take you seriously during visits”? Why do I need a cheat code to make somebody do their fucking job???

Sometimes advocating for yourself means cussing somebody tf out.

I don’t like gym niggas™️ and i don’t like travel niggas™️.