Matt 🍓

Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.

It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.
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Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

This is such an interesting point, and articulates the feeling I couldn’t around major institutes using meme-culture. It’s why Amazon and Netflix doing lols is always so off too.

Polycule friend of mine just referred to his ‘boyfriend-in-law’ ☠️

Honestly? Taking this weather as a personal sign to enter my fat’n’sassy era.

"15 years ago, Polish workers came here to find opportunity. Now Poland is growing twice as fast as we are," says Kemi Badenoch.

Any ideas what may have happened in the interim?

For all its faults, I do love how LLM feed their responses in letter by letter. Feels future-retro.

So the American taxpayer eats it twice, once on tariffs and again on a second farm bailout. I’m glad farmers are getting help, no one should lose their farm, but it’s remarkable how fast “socialism” stops being a dirty word when the checks clear in red counties.

Do Americans not realise it’s totally possible to have healthcare free at the point of delivery? It’s not some crazy utopia concept.

Yes. Capitalism.

While creeping on @massmaverick.bsky.social’s account, I discovered the little bell to notify one of every post. 👀

… always two steps ahead…

Everything in this account could be said during sex.

I think there is a relationship between national funding for the arts and the rise of fascism. Must research further…

As Benjin Stark said to Tyrion Lannister, nothing someone says before the word “but” really counts.

Only 0.03% Opt Out Of LGBTQ+ Education In Maryland After SCOTUS Gives Them A Right To After SCOTUS gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education, Montgomery County, Maryland is reporting only 43 families took them up on it.

"99.97 percent of families, even when given the option, chose to let their children learn about LGBTQ+ people."
Nice result, and it reinforces everything Montgomery County said to SCOTUS before its theocrats made their dehumanizing ruling. open.substack.com/pub/erininth...

C.I.A. Deputy Director Has Replaced Agency’s Top Legal Official With Himself

"“If the deputy director wants to do something and needs a legal opinion about whether or not he can do it, he can’t advise himself...”

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/u...

First time I’ve heard him talk at length. Podcast-brained.

Creatine is a horse pill, relatively speaking, but the ratio still impresses.

The ratio between a the size of pills (easily swallowed) and the impact they can have (extending your life by years) is… mind blowing…

wizard frog is insane

*Representing the Trump administration at a monopolies commission hearing*

“Honestly, your honour or whatever, the less companies the less drama. You know?”

What if I started wearing spurs, casually?

The ‘Sex Playlist’ to ‘Leg Day Playlist’ industrial pipeline.

Drag Queen Number Idea

Walk-in purse-first, while blasting the track best associated with that concept, and trip HARD when you get out onto the stage. They have to stop the music. Paramedics come (could also be in drag/clown makeup) and you only learn the queen is OK on instagram the next day.

My waitress just signalled to the water waiter that I wanted tap by tapping the back of her hand.

Speaking Spanish is as American as apple pie.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

@kingtyler.bsky.social yo! We were side by side last night!

The major anthropological reason we invented Cabaret as an art form was to signal when everyone’s wearing black in clubs.