Matt 🍓

"She's got a wonderful boy. And she's very proud of her boy" is a pretty weird way for a dad to talk about his own son. They're all such bizarrely monstrous people.

GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?

Since the iOS 26 my shortcuts either fail or take more than 10 seconds to run. I’ve deleted and fully replaced the basic ones. Same issue.

Stealworkers

Love him/her/them

Only a plonker would call time on sozzled bonking.

When taken just on face-value (i.e. why they say they are doing things) — all US trade policy is exclusively about slowing other country’s as competition.

No policies to accelerate the US in any field. The closest they come (mostly on AI and crypto) is preempting regulations that might slow things.

“I get the monkeys when I take Seroquel.” — overheard in New York

[To the tune of ‘Rocket Man’]

“And it’s going to be a long long time until people are in here.”

— the piano player in this piano bar where I’m the only customer

immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes

It’s an honour just to be shortlisted.

Please don’t cancel Judy Dench :-(

It was Jimmy’s interview that pushed NFTs before they popped, right? This might just be the end stages of the bubble. 🤞🏻

Why is the world ran by greedy old men who won’t give up power?

age assurance screenshot: It looks like you haven't added your birthdate. You must provide an accurate date of birth to use Bluesky. Two buttons: - Yes, I am 38 - No, I don't belong here

ok kudos to the team. i thought this was pretty streamlined

It cost $15 million per episode.

Every real economist in America warned at the time he was imposing tariffs that it would affect each of these things, and deportations have affected the ability of farmers to access labor. This is all happening because of one man.

The cable, sent to all U.S. missions on December 2, orders U.S. consular officers to review resumes or LinkedIn profiles of H-1B applicants - and family members who would be traveling with them - to see if they have worked in areas that include activities such as misinformation, disinformation, content moderation, fact-checking, compliance and online safety, among others.

Holy shit.

Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

I hate the stair-master, but so grateful my gym points them all at the free weights section. While my thighs burn I stand as high as a mounted police officer and send telepathic messages to make the hunks kiss each other. Passes the time.

Plurbis is a great concept wasted on a terrible plot. There are two episodes with literally zero developments.

“The wizard will see you now!”

Wow @theonion.com skipped Gemini in the latest edition. 😢

Keir Starmer - "I’ve always wanted a Labour government but I’ve never worried about the future of our country under a Tory government."

The words of a man so insulated from the harm done by the Tories he felt no compulsion not to continue the harm not being done to him and his.

bad actors like wurman are why i think it is important to place the birthright clause in the full context of section 1 and section 1 in the context of both dred scott and the two decades of antislavery and abolitionist agitation and political thinking that proceeded it

How much of a security risk is it for rich people that every $5m+ house now has a YouTube walkthrough and aerial drone shots?

Kids these days dress like they are at the Zion Rave in ‘The Matrix Reloaded.’

Referring to my husband as The Ol’ Ball and Cock.

The iPhone Air is a BEAUTIFUL product.