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#internationalwomensday

The sluttiest thing a man can do is run shirtless in public.

This is how I was born. Literal footage of the joyous day.

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Exclusive: AI Error Likely Led to Iran Girl's School Bombing Pentagon investigators believe a bombing of a girls' school in Iran on Saturday likely resulted from inaccurate information provided by AI.

Local Massachusetts weekly says it's confirmed that the Pentagon was relying on Claude for strike targeting, which is how they came to bomb a girls' school.
thisweekinworcester.com/exclusive-ai...

Love a Pisco Sour.

Mike Johnson: “He’s absolutely right.”

“I’m not sure if being skeptical is the right approach.”

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

Someone in my mentions points out that he hasn't golfed in weeks.

Markwayne Mullin, flip it around…

I think Joe Rogan is such a good example of a chain only being as strong as its weakest link.

Steve-O got a ruptured testicle by letting one of his castmates jump on his crotch with a pogo stick and he is unquestionably more morally sophisticated than most of our sitting lawmakers

Are we aware how good tucker carlson’s merch is?

I would buy them all if it didn’t mean giving money to The Enemy.

Let’s talk about this ad combo on a travel review site that I just got.

LMAO

If human rights are limited to certain groups, they are not really human rights, are they?

I don’t want to share the video because it’s pretty graphic, but apparently we’re at the ‘Republican Senator breaks the arm of a Marine IN FULL DRESS because that marine was protesting the Republicans starting a war of choice with Iran’ stage of things.

No Help and Few Options for Travelers Stranded by Mideast Conflict

One woman who called the State Department helpline looking for help said they told her to "stop ranting and raving" and hung up on her.

Another woman said they asked her how to spell Oman.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/t...

If these people are found to be working for a foreign power, Keir Starmer will be personally responsible. Whereas when a senior Reform colleague is jailed for ten years for taking bribes from Russia, that is nothing to do with me.

BREAKING: New York City reports the lowest levels of shootings, shooting victims, and murders ever recorded for the first two months of a year. Major crime is down nearly 8% citywide, burglary hit a record low, and retail theft dropped 25%

How shocking, a sports metaphor. We’re surely dealing with one of the world’s great strategists here.

They are literally running with “we have always been at war with Eurasia.” Unreal.

So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for:

- Who takes over;
- Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation;
- How to defend US bases in the region;
- Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and
- How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.

I do enjoy these sort of charts. Somewhere between boom and recession. But probably quite similar to now.
Thanks OBR.

A LITTLE GREEN AND IM BUYING THE FRIED SHIT!!!!

It is INSANE that there isn’t a fried chicken place that also has some nod to nutrition. Salads. Broccoli. SOMETHING to help me hedge this coronary event.

Call with mother sounding like a Chekhov play. “I’d ask about the war, but you know it upsets your father. Has the weather improved?”