This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”
Again.
This is the entire budget of NASA's Planetary Science Division for *four years*
Celebrating negative-2 days sober.
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
I’m sorry. This is who the US have facing down Putin?
Oh no! Iran has done the one thing in its power to massively harm the global economy!
Who would have predicted that this would happen after simply killing their entire government!
😕 🍪
"yes 100% agreed, and you're asking *exactly* the right questions"
oh my god codex SHUT UP
Feels like it’s approaching max on some scale…
I feel like over the last 15 years or so we've gotten to a real weird place with jerking off
Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.
“Very complete, pretty much”
“I have concepts of a plan.”
I’m sorry. But these thicc str8 bros lifting their shirt to wipe their face, while showing off abs and cum gutters, WHILE I AM SQUATTING is going to kill me.
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
#internationalwomensday
The sluttiest thing a man can do is run shirtless in public.
This is how I was born. Literal footage of the joyous day.
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
Local Massachusetts weekly says it's confirmed that the Pentagon was relying on Claude for strike targeting, which is how they came to bomb a girls' school.
thisweekinworcester.com/exclusive-ai...
Love a Pisco Sour.
Mike Johnson: “He’s absolutely right.”
“I’m not sure if being skeptical is the right approach.”
First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her
Someone in my mentions points out that he hasn't golfed in weeks.
Markwayne Mullin, flip it around…
