I always feel guilty when I'm being looked after by a caretaker because despite having access to baby toys or cartoons or being able to go out and play in the park or something...
...all I wanna do when I'm little is cuddle and fill my diaper while being told I'm a very good boy.
Careful, you might be quoted by actual red hats who think you're being genuine
No yeah I understand! I feel the same way!
I think there's two types of fantasy.:
Type one: "how do the wizards fly their airships? Well you see they tap into the netherweave, a dimension of magic energy that cuts through out world as pure light."
Type two: "How do the wizards fly their airships? Magic. Don't worry about it.
I think anyone who says their job title is "prompter" should be shamed and ridiculed.
Do you have a fall back in place? Have you been looking at an substar alternative?
I'm like 45% sure those later levels aren't actually showing you two different colors and the computer's just fucking with ya
I checked in about the queue several times before. But I see the card's there now so, yes, I would still want it.
I hate being THAT furry, but putting animals in it - mods or otherwise - makes me 1000% more interested in the game!
"Vanilla is not spicy"
A weird hill to die on, but okay, stay mad drumstick box
Wait this is actually really good?
A mother who skillfully handles a messy diaper change, helping her kid make stickies, wiping his bottom, and buttoning his onesie back up.
All while keeping up a phone conversation with her friend about the big concert coming up.
Waited two years for a commission and come to find that it's not even listed on the artist's queue anymore. Fine, I'm just going to consider it a dead end and move on. A waste of money, but I'm done waiting. Hope they get better organized for their future clients' sake.
Sometimes it'd be nice to like...
babysit someone in diapers but be totally dommed and being a good little diaper changer who uses his babysitter money to buy pizza with extra cheese and stuffed crust.
So horny that the sleep paralysis demon is shoving its diapered butt in your face while you're trying to sleep.
Been thinking about... long term diaper brain.
Spending weeks in a nursery, diapered and watching baby shows, eating all your meals in a highchair.
Before long you get so use to the routine. You can hardly remember the last time you used the potty.
Mine's easy because it's Granny Smith! It's one of the few apples that's green and it's so far down the bitter end of the taste spectrum that it hardly has any competition
Commission for @datdakota.bsky.social
Yeeeeeees! Homeworld pulled that off so well!
Trying NOT to think about the soggy diaper balled up in my trash can...
That's a pretty neat little pokething, but maaaaaaaan, I am NOT scrolling through a SINGLE COLUMN to find my favorite tiny pokemon.
well we can't exactly MOVE it, now can we? Its a protected species!
Yo how tf did you get this?! did your uncle who works at nintendo leak this to you?
"We scheduled massages at 8am. We're going to GO to the massages. We're going to have a GOOD TIME. AND WE WON'T ARGUE."
Regardless of brand loyalty, the words "Pampers" and "Huggies" definitely tickle the brain a little.
When I'm walking someome through these kinds of tasks, I find myself over explaining and repating myself because I the past I've watched people flub up what I thought was simple and straight forward. So now, even if the person says they get it, they're getting the full Dakota lecture.
In life I try to keep a humble mind. I remind myself that things that come easy to me might not come easy to someone else. Even if -I- see it as a simple task, it might not be for everyone.
...HOWEVER, I feel like alphabetizing a filing cabinet is pretty straight forward...
You... you couldn't do your own research? You were like... RIGHT there!
Look at the national flag? Jail. Don't look at the national flag? Surprisingly, jail.
