D. Po @dpaux - Bluesky Profile

I’m looking at you Ella McKay

10.12.2025 07:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My favorite genre of movie trailer is one where it’s just a montage of characters saying the main character’s name in different inflections.

10.12.2025 07:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Her and her insane house

10.12.2025 06:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thinking about socialite Amy never stood a chance

10.12.2025 05:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hi from my titties

09.12.2025 23:22 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man without a shirt is talking into a sports microphone . ALT: a man without a shirt is talking into a sports microphone .

Was just on the Jumbotron at a hockey game.

08.12.2025 01:27 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omg someone get this man a smoothie

06.12.2025 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooop sorry to Cowboy Carter 😂

03.12.2025 17:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice butt 😘

02.12.2025 05:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hello

02.12.2025 05:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The narrator makes an absolutely insane character choice for the voice of the main character.

02.12.2025 01:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The first book is different characters but this hockey player falls in love with the guy who makes his smoothies.

02.12.2025 01:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why yes I did download the hockey smut audio book.

02.12.2025 00:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Uh oh I think I’m ready to be perceived by the male gaze again.

01.12.2025 21:35 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Great British bake off all stars all winners when?

29.11.2025 07:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wait is this fucking wordle about me?

23.11.2025 16:18 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tell ya what that Ariana Grande has a future ahead of her.

22.11.2025 22:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Truly thought that Trump/Mamdani video was AI. Never been reverse AI’d before. Kinda gagged.

21.11.2025 23:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok but when did he start twerking to Britney on Instagram on the official Suess page??

21.11.2025 16:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Serious question. Was the grinch always gay? When did that happen?

21.11.2025 15:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I met a guy from San Diego who was equally as chromeo pilled as me and his polish girlfriend, as well as as 42 year old woman (as she loved to remind me) who offered me her home (also in San Diego) the next time Chromeo performs there.

15.11.2025 07:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At the end a random women came up and hugged me and told me I “was so cute”

15.11.2025 07:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gay guys 4 Chromeo

15.11.2025 04:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

At a concert by myself. Watch this space.

15.11.2025 04:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy one year anniversary of finally achieving my goal of working for a company that my dad has heard of before.

13.11.2025 18:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I was a “mystery shrouded in gingham” for Halloween next year would you get it?

10.11.2025 05:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“summer isn’t over yet” -zara larsson.

07.11.2025 19:07 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Every boy in the gender neutral salon was getting a haircut for Palm Springs pride

06.11.2025 21:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy one year anniversary to me leaving my absolute nightmare fuel job!!!

31.10.2025 20:31 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Body by little office treats

31.10.2025 00:30 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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