D. Po @dpaux - Bluesky Profile

What?

12.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ricky Martin’s facelift is the Super Bowl champion.

09.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Making some progress 💪

07.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

💔

30.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m literally waiting in the wings for a stranger to ask me to explain the plot of Emily In Paris.

17.01.2026 08:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I fucking love Emily in Paris. What do you mean Mindy is going to be in a rat themed animated version of Moulin Rouge called Moulin Rat??

17.01.2026 07:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Moisturize me. Moisturize me.

17.01.2026 06:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have friends who understand your lore

17.01.2026 05:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Check in on your dead head parents.

11.01.2026 00:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because I’m a corporate shill!!

10.01.2026 14:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are you normal or are you one of the select few who were on that side of tiktok with the girl who was faking having a face scar in 2022

10.01.2026 08:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Any LA gay guys have a personal trainer they’d recommend?

09.01.2026 23:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh!

08.01.2026 18:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My boyfriend just asked me to dull my shine

08.01.2026 06:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What it feels like to go the gym literally once in the new year.

05.01.2026 19:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok last year was job stability and mental health. This year is the year I get jacked.

02.01.2026 21:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Obsessed they they all collectively killed like at least 30 members of the US military with zero repercussions.

02.01.2026 03:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stranger Things finale was uhhhh… it’s giving… “oh shit we gotta wrap it up”

02.01.2026 03:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love lady Gaga I think she’s an interesting artist.

31.12.2025 22:10 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We are so back!!

29.12.2025 07:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Marcello get away from THEE EMILY

29.12.2025 06:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are so back

29.12.2025 05:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WHAT is she doing in Rome?? Emily!!!

29.12.2025 05:37 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

The funniest thing about Stranger Things is you can tell they’ve just been winging it seasons to season. We’re all just so gluttonous for nostalgia that we don’t really care.

28.12.2025 21:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

back in my day the grinch did not slay

26.12.2025 00:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This mother fucker…

24.12.2025 21:11 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A Christmas miracle!

24.12.2025 16:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what’s everyone having for dinner?

19.12.2025 22:24 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My parents grocery list:

Two yogurts
One single large heirloom tomato
Twizzlers

19.12.2025 14:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love that Vecna became an omniscient super villain and still just chose to terrorize his home town. It’s really beautiful.

12.12.2025 21:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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