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Showed my mom Wicked. She thought it was “cute”

Ate too many brookies at the airport lounge

Going to a wedding at a summer camp and the Taurus in me splurged on the airport lounge and first class seat to make up for the whole sleeping on a cot for two days of it all.

Thinking about making the bed

Ok my current top fyp categories are Lionfish Exterminations and this guy with tree trunk legs and a dump truck ass jumping rope.

Who you calling a gout dick sucker you lint licker

I can’t believe the women would do this at Amy’s house.

Honestly this is tempting.

hello people in my phone

The way I thought Amy Poehler was the musical guest 😂

I love that Dylan Efron is becoming famous for looking like what Zac Efron should look like.

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Perhaps my greatest professional achievement to date is getting these hot gay dudes to pop off their shirts for content.

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Ok saw Alien for the first time and some of you may not like me saying this but it does have the same premise of every single episode of Doctor Who.

Ok but what does it MEAN

My new personality is intermittent fasting.

I miss when people came out via music video

I was in the TRENCHES

Working in the Creator Economy as long as I have is so funny because what do you mean Addison Rae and Alex Warren are pop stars??

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Giving all my personal info to the Shake Shack app so I can get the limited edition French onion burger.

My boss just told me I was conspiratorial

Was drunk posting last night. Here’s bulge to cleanse the timeline.

Honestly, as a 35-year-old man Katseye is truly so important

No like… who’s watching

Real talk is eternal sunshine of the spotless mind a good movie. I don’t think I’ve seen it since I was a literal child.

Wow just hit it off with my uber driver!

Decided to start being mean to hot people with bad social skills.

Does anyone else get aggressively nauseous when cars have one of these?

Like they’ll literally just be like “With performances by Chris Daughtry and MIMS” and “hosted by Russel Brand”

Obsessed with how the VMAs are perpetually stuck in like 2007.

Just got power ball tickets. Watch this space.