Minturn Alexander

He needs to stop pretending to be a black teenager and go back to being a gay Frenchman.

Commenting "AI slop" under all my ex's selfies until I'm blocked. 🤭

Oooh I love this question. He was cute but not 10 shirtless selfies a day cute, y'know so I had to mute.

Well, as someone who has a Chinese visa and wants to keep it, for sure it is. I love the CCP. X

I mean it is though.

I need to recreate this

Let's check your dosage mama 🤗

Who buys a real Labubu!? I got mine straight from the source in a back alleyway in Chongqing for ¥10

Hot

Hauck-tuah, amirite?

We've strayed so far from God's light.

My dream type of man is this nerdy Armenian guy from 1982.

The jokes just write themselves.

I'm going to put my cold hands and feet on you (flirting)

a cat is laying under a blanket with a glass of milk in front of it ALT: a cat is laying under a blanket with a glass of milk in front of it

There's a storm warning so we've all been advised to stay indoors. Don't need to tell my lazy ass twice.

Lolol do they still make that!?

Did you even work out then!?

Pretty sure they could light up in the teachers lounge as well, they were living their best lives.

Like each teacher must have got a bottle from every kid, that's about 30 bottles... 😂

I distinctly remember gifting our teachers bottles of Schapps, Vodka, wine etc for Christmas - maybe it was a German thing. Or maybe just a 90's thing I'm sure it's not appropiate today...

He is a bad seed on this Earth.

Current mood.

my great-grandparents arrived in the UK in the 1890s with nothing.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.

It's my fault for gaining literacy as a child. I only have myself to blame.

I'm so feverish and delirious that my audiobook found it's way into my stupour and I dreamt I was an Inuit on the RMS Endurance... Just shivering and sweating in bed in a bathrobe. 😔

Second one would get it.

*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

But you're... 6'6"? Right?

The IT guy moments before he has to remotely take over my screen to do something extremely simple, for the 6th time this week alone.