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That was just fucking weird, ngl

I remember the first time I heard the story of Texas Is Going To Build High Speed Rail. It was going to run parallel to IH-35, they said. Should be open by the time you second graders are in high school, they said.

I turned 40 this year.

Very excited to watch this tomorrow evening

Amazing Orson Welles impression

Just over 1 week to go and under $300 to the $30k stretch goal adding more art to the game!!!

Screenshot of text: Chesterfield Canal Canal in the East Midlands of England The Chesterfield Canal is a narrow canal in the East Midlands of England and it is known locally as 'Cuckoo Dyke'. It was one of the last of the canals designed by

Related to LRT

A man with a spectacular 1970s mullet, wearing big wellies and a v-neck jumper over a T-shirt, looks at camera as he stands on a boat which is itself standing on the muddy bottom of an empty canal. He is holding up an enormous wooden plug on a long chunky chain

Today is the 47th anniversary of this clearly unimprovable photo, from a story so absurd that it shouldn’t be true, but is: the day a team of workers from British Waterways pulled the plug out of the Chesterfield Canal, and all the water emptied out

*£6K/year

Nobody starts out doing all this, so having 3 years of experience for this position would mean having several more years in CAD/design, joinery, or project management. And they're offering £6/year above minimum wage. Fucking piss take.

Screenshot that reads: Your work as a Furniture Designer will involve: Using AutoCAD for technical drawings and design work Facilitating the development of sign-off, setting out, procurement and production of furniture, including cabinetry, metal elements, stone elements and other custom materials and features Mechanical and electrical drawings and installation drawings to aid site trades Liaising with the design team and project managers Working with private clients, architects, developers and interior designers Occasional travel mostly to the showroom / studio in London and often to project sites, in order to attend meetings and to carry out site surveys and checks Skills and Experience needed for the Furniture Designer: A good understanding of high-end custom furniture Minimum of 3 years' relevant work experience Fluent in 2D AutoCAD Experience in 3D work and 3D visualisation is a bonus but not essential A proactive person with a 'self-starter' attitude and strong time-management skills Own car and Driving Licence Salary on offer will be between £28k and £35k plus pension.

THIS IS TWO JOBS. THIS IS TWO PEOPLE'S WORTH OF RESPONSIBILITIES. YOU SHOULD BE OFFERING AT LEAST £20K/YEAR MORE. £28K/YEAR IS ABSURD FOR THIS AMOUNT OF RESPONSIBILITY AND STRESS.

Photo over the roofs of some buildings, with the moon very bright and low in the sky and some clouds

My camera is not great for this, but the moon really is bright as fuck tonight

I think we should all find it very, very difficult to live our lives normally considering everything that's going on. Every time you see a Microsoft brand or owned company, it should remind you of this right here. The literal least you can do is not give them your money or free advertising.

Thinking about getting a Tamagotchi Paradise when there is money

Screenshot of two Tamagotchinanos, one showing Eva-01 from Neon Genesis Evangelion and one showing Hello Kitty

I came to the same decision when it comes to social contexts. I'm genderfluid and gnc, and watching people (yes, including queer people) make a HUGE number of assumptions about me and recalibrate the way they interact with me if I tell them my agab is frustrating as hell.

wanted to express this visually

a stylized render of nagumo from CITY the animation with a variety of little characters from the show

CITY!!

It seems like "ultra-processed foods" is mostly used as an euphemism for "foods poor people eat"

Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mona Lisa from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney

Had to finally release this from my head

Ate a fried egg sandwich and drank a coke so now I don't feel like [redacted]

Gotta tax luxury products like biscuits 🫠

When my British spouse explained to me (from the US) that VAT applies to food, I was like, "Wait, like groceries? Are you fucking serious?" Most groceries are not subject to local/state sales taxes in most of the US. Shockingly regressive.

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One of my favorite comics

silly mood

a young frog carrying a large book with an older frog sitting on it through water

wizard training

You lucky bastard

The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"

The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

A cartoon illustration of a cat with a mouse in his mouth looking at a vampire carrying a human victim passing in the other direction on a dirt road at night. Caption reads "Like ships in the night."

Or perhaps peas in a pod? Get the greeting card here: gricklemart.com/ships-in-the... #grickledoodle #vampire #cat #greetingcard #cartoon #art #drawing #horror #funny

Seriously. For just a SINGLE ONE OF THEM to say “trans rights can’t be sacrificed”, or “trans kids have a right to play too”, or “this issue has been massively overblown; it’s just a few harmless kids trying to enjoy sport”, or ANYTHING pushing back at it AT ALL.