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10.03.2026 03:09 — 👍 11596 🔁 2891 💬 215 📌 164

If my calculation is correct, since the signing of the Declaration of Independence, Gonzaga men's basketball has appeared in the West Coast Conference Tournament Championship Game once every 9.26 years. 🏀

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90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

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He's a baseball player. They ain't exactly the most entertaining.

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This is literally the first time I've seen quicksand as an actual real life issue, which cartoons taught me would be much more often.

10.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Harper was on the field for a pitcher taking 105 EV in the testicles. That looked like it hurt but it absolutely gets worse

10.03.2026 01:04 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Lol. Mitchell healthy. And monkeys will fly out of my butt.

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CELLMATE: what are you in for

ME: [first day in jail] hump-plumping injectables

09.03.2026 23:32 — 👍 62 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0

its so crazy that the guy who hacked Rashan Gary didn't know he was getting traded

09.03.2026 13:48 — 👍 125 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

09.03.2026 13:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was wondering who would be dumb enough to trade anything for Gary, and then it was Jerry....

09.03.2026 13:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Too socialist

09.03.2026 13:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He hits 160 more dingers in his career, it becomes a when and not if

09.03.2026 12:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An impending retirement?

09.03.2026 02:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kyle Harrison Is a Different Pitcher in Boston Than He Was in San Francisco The erstwhile San Francisco southpaw has augmented his repertoire since switching coasts.

If you're worried about getting excited about Kyle Harrison, read this

blogs.fangraphs.com/kyle-harriso...

09.03.2026 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thread.

08.03.2026 21:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

08.03.2026 13:10 — 👍 4783 🔁 1231 💬 28 📌 3

My husband ate pancakes for an hour on International Pancake Day so I can't wait to celebrate International Women's Day with him.

happy international women's day

08.03.2026 10:31 — 👍 113 🔁 20 💬 7 📌 1

It's a very redeeming quality of the event

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Because people need a team of Americans you don't feel gross cheering for

08.03.2026 03:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That's a terrific idea. I'll set up my kid's lemonade stand right next to it

08.03.2026 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe pump the brakes there. But eventually yes

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Bitch, I grew up seeing Scar. My reasons for going to therapy have absolutely nothing to do with a cartoon lion who clearly likes dick.

08.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just caught up on the brewers game. And you all need to be reminded that King Vaughn is short for ANDREW FUCKING VAUGHN.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

08.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gotta be Paw Meowlitor.

07.03.2026 19:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Still the microwave and the oven here

07.03.2026 17:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We fight the good fight. I swear my kid is just into volleyball for the hair styles

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All the pain, and your restorative shampooing budget eclipses mine by truckloads

07.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

True enough. I'm just glad it isn't hockey

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Indoor November through may

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