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Ex Med Physics then Biochemist then NHS (again) then other things (nothing dodgy, obviously) Currently a bit worried about the nice people who have to live in the USA with a complete idiot for a president. Hablo espaΓ±ol πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ y un peu franΓ§ais. πŸ‡«πŸ‡· oh and πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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Love this! We need more sloths.
Hope everything is going well with you. πŸ™‚

10.11.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ffs 🫒

09.11.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have a lovely time gorgeous. xx
All ok here. πŸ€—πŸ€—

01.11.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Premature ejaculat…no, no, no! That’s wrong, I mean premature felicidades!!!! πŸ™„

Hope you’re ok well and happy. 😘😘

01.11.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red jacket is holding a frisbee on a pole ALT: a man in a red jacket is holding a frisbee on a pole

Actual footage…

Take good care of yourself.

28.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh enjoy Lisbon!! The trad tart looks fabulous.

Very hectic here, both the people I work for (I’m some kind of PA πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ) are poorly, so I’m having to organise the business side of things & their personal lives 😬
They’re elderly (both mid 80s) but incredibly busy & do lots & lots of philanthropic stuff.

28.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely agree!!!

27.10.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m ok thanks. Still very hectic work wise…both the people I work for are poorly, so I’m having to organise the business side of things and their lives 😬.

Take care of yourself.

27.10.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ Love this!!
Hope you’re ok? πŸ€—

27.10.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So lovely to hear from you. I hope things are generally ok with you.
It’s slightly busy here with me but just about coping.
Take care of yourself.

27.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday, I shouted to my neighbour, across a crowded Waitrose, β€œI’m looking for quinoa darling, can’t stop”.

I actually cringed myself.

Hope everything is going well with you. x

26.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You actually fell into a canal?
Why am I just hearing about this now?
πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

26.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, Kevin’s fascinated by the whole thing. His history knowledge is much better than mine…I’m the scientist πŸ˜€πŸ˜†πŸ˜€
Have a good weekend. xx

24.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if Charles was tapped for a contribution to the roof fund? All the religious buildings here, mysteriously, have defective roofs. If all the old ladies are intimidated into dropping Β£5 notes into the offering plate every Sunday, why should Charlie escape? πŸ˜€
Seriously, it’s fascinating πŸ™‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

23.10.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Call me simplistic but…could we have more consultant paediatricians and less fucking wars please?

21.10.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No comment. Will reply privately.
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11.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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A fairly accurate representation of my teens….actually it did continue into adulthood…oh, and into middle age…ok, it’s still accurate 😩

Hugs. xx

10.10.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooh! We’re very compatible Ian. I’d just swap your 70’s rock for 80’s New Romantic and Perth for MΓ‘laga and we’d be fine.

Have a good weekend. πŸ™‚

10.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great photo!!! 😍😍😍

All of mine around that era were destroyed during the exorcism πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

10.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ€—

10.10.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a personal assistant/secretary to a couple of people. One is fairly straightforward but…the other 😱😱😱😱
He’s a really nice chap but, oh my goodness,!! It’s like working in a circus but without the tent πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚
Have a lovely weekend. xx

10.10.2025 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wonderful. I’m fascinated by the Azores…so far from mainland Europe. If I wave from Portugal you wouldn’t see me…even in a bright, floral, blouse.

We’re ok thanks. Things are a bit crazy, work wise, but it’s bearable.

Hope you have a wonderful time on your cruise. xx

09.10.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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Hope you’re both ok. 😘😘

09.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Since I moved away from @beauchamp45.bsky.social I’ve not had an intellectual conversation either…but I miss the smut πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£
😘😘

08.10.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so proud of ya. I’m really sad I’ve probably forgotten so much. xx

08.10.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree Gill, the Mediterranean diet is excellent. It’s just my experience of β€˜corporate’ food at meetings & seminars was absolutely dire, I mean consistently appalling. This was, often, in healthcare settings. I felt I was in another reality. I would have loved anything remotely ’healthy’. πŸ™‚

08.10.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But…she may just live a little longer. All my β€˜corporate’ food was fat, fat, a bit more fat…oh, and lots and lots of salt and sugar. Nutritionally speaking, zero.

08.10.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s an absolutely vile individual. I can’t believe we continue to allow these people anywhere near the press.

08.10.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, still busy but all ok thanks.
Take good care of yourself. πŸ€—πŸ€—

03.10.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Free Press, Not a Free Pass – It's Time for Fair Regulation For too long, the UK press have bullied people, harassed grieving families, and destroyed lives, all to sell papers. We’ve all seen the heartbreaking consequences. They’ve hacked phones, listened to ...

Did you watch The Hack? I can't believe papers have gotten away with destroying lives for so long. That's why I've signed the petition, set up by Hugh Grant and other phone hacking victims, to demand fair, independent regulation. Join me: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/a-...

02.10.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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