Reg Pither

"Pussy is, indeed, low carb."
- Peter Attia, MD, to Jeffrey Epstein

Keep it classy, Bari!

This bears repeating in upper case:

REPUBLICANS ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITH HAVING A CHILD RAPIST IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

That is totally anti-Yo-semitic.

The carrot is me favorite vege-table
I always eat as many as I'm able

I have the impulse to go to the screen showing the Melania documentary and call out, "Hey Karen!" to see how many people turn around.

Republicans in Texas can't believe the Son of God had a Mexican name like "Jesus."

They think the original Aramaic must have been something more like Travis or Clay or Buddy.

I hate to say it, but evidence suggests that CBP is demonstrating surprising control and discipline insofar as they are not actually letting green, poorly trained and unsupervised agents committing the murders.

That's the job of veterans. It's totally deliberate.

That's okay. I refer to Kristi as "a stanky whore."

I can't wait to see who wins the GRAMMY Peace Prize this year.

Agreed. Also a fraud, a liar, an asshole, and a monster. On his best day.

NBC News has buried the lede. The glass is half-full!

On a similar note, I observed at least half of the traffic laws when I was driving today!

Well, thanks a lot, America.

Now poor Todd Blanche is going to have a hard time focusing on the Melania film tonight.

Anyone who believes Todd Blanche needs to be administered the Montreal Cognitive Assessment screening. With no hints given.

Todd and his colleagues couldn't investigate their way out of a Cava bag containing $50,000 in cash.

Todd is a living lawyer joke.

The second-best lawyer joke:
Q: Is it possible to get pregnant from anal sex?
A: Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?

(Apologies to reputable, honest attorneys.)

Unedited quote from Blanche: “I don't think that the public or you all are going to uncover men within the Epstein files that abused women, unfortunately. If you know what's good for you."

Oh, so that's what "unredacted" means. Cool.

I would not trust Todd Blanche with jumper cables if he gave me $20 security money.

But, but, but, why would Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche lie to us?

I mean, that would be wrong!

"Thanks, folks! You've been a wonderful audience. I'll be performing at The Chuckle Hut all week!"

“You sent a letter to Congress about the release of these Epstein files— how did you notify the White House?”

DAG Blanche is BEFUDDLED by the Q because obviously THEY tell HIM what to do, not the other way around… then realizes that’s bad and insists they have no oversight😬

I have two questions for the hive mind:

1. How likely is it that DJT will fake his own death? (I mean eventually, not, like, today.)

2. If he does, how likely is it he'll be found out?

#Trump #Death #Watch

Hotels like #Hilton properties, #Sheraton, #IHG, and #SpringHill need to be aware that they risk long-lasting damage to their reputations when they do business with ICE, CBP, and their affiliate thugs.

No arrests of the ICE thugs who murdered Alex Pretti, Renee Good, or Keith Porter. No arrests of anyone in the Epstein Files. But they arrested Don Lemon because of his journalism.

Oh Lord, smite the ass of thy wayward servant Pamela. She mocks Thee and thy Church, and walks in the ways of wickedness. Open up upon her a new cornhole, that all may know her sins and turn away from such evil. Amen.

Tom looks like his face has been beaten with a bag full of nickels.

Maybe I'm just projecting. I'm not sure.

Homan has never been in the military

Tom Homan (pictured) has all the integrity, good judgment, and intellect of the rest of the Trump team.

Yes. Melania just might win "Best Supporting Actress" in her own movie.

We don't want to imprison all conservatives. Just the worst of the worst.

#ICE #CBP #Epstein #Felonies