SideEye Sam

#ETTD

Hegseth's Fog of War

I refuse illegal orders

Trump's Administration vetted the killer
Trump's Administration gave the killer asylum
Trump's Administration sent the Guard to do jobs they weren't qualified or trained for
Trump's Administration put the Guardsmen in harms way

So of course it was Biden's fault

MTG is proof that screaming at people to change their ways actually works...if you're on the correct side #MTG

Is #TomHoman in Witless Protection?

Prescient Founding Fathers Series #3729: "I'm worried we've left too many loopholes for future generations of white male losers."

Yo, farmers, where ya at? I have some questions about how to plant the best magic beans to get the tallest beanstalk

Okay, #JackSmith is now officially my Hall Pass

Canada’s ‘boycott America’ movement is hurting innocent bystanders | CNN Business Virginia Distillery CEO Gareth Moore was bullish on his company’s American single malt whisky sales north of the border when 2025 kicked off.

🍎Canada's 'Boycott America' Movement Hurting the Exact Apathetic Dipshits It Was Intended To

There @cnn.com, I fixed it for you clowns

BREAKING: Department of War reveals they've welcomed Nobel Peace Prize Winner, Venezuela's Maria Machado, to the regio...never mind

Whatalife

Dropped my dog off at the groomers and, BAM!

Come to America. Where law abiding is illegal, where lawlessness is celebrated, where pedophilia is cherished and feeding children is taboo. Welcome sinners, crooks, traitors, gun slingers, abusers, thieves and liars. You are home.

The people who’ve been calling you baby murderers your whole life want you to turn down the temperature.

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

Cider not beer, Faxon

What part of the "Comeback" was the 'Never leading and losing by less than previously losing' part?

Anti-ICE sniper murdered his allies, spared his enemies.

Makes complete sense if you're an Old Testament stan and a blathering idiot

One side wants to eliminate their problems. The other side wants to live with their problems. Which side lives longest?

Iger was worried he was going to get Dershowitzed on the vineyard #Kimmel

USA! USA! USA!

"All Patriotic Americans are hereby ordered to watch and love today's memorial celebrations for our Dear Leader's Fourth Son© under penalty of death, or banishment to the Outer Provinces"

No man has ever gone broke betting on the apathy of the American people

So...the person who LOST the election did Joe Biden's job?

Fking moron

#fucktrump

They just beat them in cricket-- isn't that all that matters??

Without Tuesday we wouldn't have C U Next Tuesday, so there's that

You'd better make sure there are like 5 honey, cause I PROMISE YOU you aint getting one.

Their game requires a new boogeyman every few whatevers-- in a week we will have 5 new shiny baubles to occupy their lizard brains and it will be Chuck who?