SideEye Sam

Come to America. Where law abiding is illegal, where lawlessness is celebrated, where pedophilia is cherished and feeding children is taboo. Welcome sinners, crooks, traitors, gun slingers, abusers, thieves and liars. You are home.

The people who’ve been calling you baby murderers your whole life want you to turn down the temperature.

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

Cider not beer, Faxon

What part of the "Comeback" was the 'Never leading and losing by less than previously losing' part?

Anti-ICE sniper murdered his allies, spared his enemies.

Makes complete sense if you're an Old Testament stan and a blathering idiot

One side wants to eliminate their problems. The other side wants to live with their problems. Which side lives longest?

Iger was worried he was going to get Dershowitzed on the vineyard #Kimmel

USA! USA! USA!

"All Patriotic Americans are hereby ordered to watch and love today's memorial celebrations for our Dear Leader's Fourth Son© under penalty of death, or banishment to the Outer Provinces"

No man has ever gone broke betting on the apathy of the American people

So...the person who LOST the election did Joe Biden's job?

Fking moron

#fucktrump

They just beat them in cricket-- isn't that all that matters??

Without Tuesday we wouldn't have C U Next Tuesday, so there's that

You'd better make sure there are like 5 honey, cause I PROMISE YOU you aint getting one.

Their game requires a new boogeyman every few whatevers-- in a week we will have 5 new shiny baubles to occupy their lizard brains and it will be Chuck who?

It's all about fear. They're hoping we'll self-capitulate. Their M.O. requires they fly into a rage every few hours about some newfound (manufactured) grievance against their enemy. They have zero ability to act on their dreams, but if they did, they're too lazy and stupid to put in the work.

Swalwell has morphed into a hottie!

One woman's slop is another woman's Gettysburg Address

Nope. They have Equipo de las Focas Ocho

Dipshit Chuckie Sub

If your job can be done by any jackoff who shows up off the street, you weren't really that big a deal

Fuck JD Vance and the couch he rode in on

1 week from now it will be old news, pushed out for the next World Ending Fantasy

Ya may want to invest in some "quotation" marks-- probably get the point across better.

Didn't they send Harvard off into the Atlantic or something?

#SouthPark gonna be lit this week

Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired

I'm sure he feels it was all worth it now