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CUOMO: This is not a job for a first-timer

ZOHRAN: What I lack in experience I make up for in integrity

SLIWA: Let me tell you something Hogan, in a steel cage in Philadelphia I'm taking your heavyweight championship

How ironic that in the end, Bret Hart would bury Hulk Hogan.

Elon truly is the Serena Williams of looking and being stupid.

Elon truly is the king of self-owning. He founds a new political party, then immediately after his AI starts calling itself MechaHitler.

I mean you gotta hate him but you gotta love how stupid he is.

The Democrats have had a very "Bam Margera's parents" approach to stopping any of this

There is no Epstein client list and I definitely wasn't drunk every time you saw me before 2020.

Ending any social media post with "I'll wait." is a wonderful way to show people you're a douchebag.

Villager: I absolutely don't wanna go get an ale with you are you nuts
Viking: What why not dude
Villager: You literally pillaged my village, salted our fields and defiled my wife
Viking: Wow well I believe politics shouldn't come between people

Who would've thought fascists would be such embarrassing wieners.

Christopher Columbus Statues Beheaded, Pulled Down Across America Protesters in three U.S. cities targeted sculptures of the Italian explorer and colonizer

Despite the woke left's efforts, I too believe that we should be able to shamelessly celebrate Headless Columbus Day, and the belief that all those like Columbus can one day be headless too.

www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/c...

Imagine what it'd be like to be such a humongous loser that you're stoked Trump's "bringing back" Columbus Day.

Every single day, there’s a Secret Service agent considering the biggest babyface turn in modern American history

How f*cked is this country that this has an “uncertain” end?

This could literally happen in the next election cycle and the only thing Democrats would accomplish is naming a street "Tariffs Are Bad Nancy Pelosi Boulevard".

Decided to start my own alpha-male coaching class.

Does anyone have a used Honda Accord I could sit in the front seat of and film 30 hours of ranting content in? I'll give you a 50% discount on the first class ($9,000).

Elon: It's like nobody is allowed to be funny anymore
Everyone: Okay be funny
Elon: lol lolzorz I'm like super meme
Elon's f*ckboi fans: omg so funny genius daddy ❤
Everyone: That sucks
Elon: *crying* why is everyone so mean

Damn crazy it's almost like trans athletes or DEI wasn't what made your life suck

If you like Elon Musk, you totally killed that one time you did standup at that show I never heard of at that venue that doesn’t exist

Weird, it's almost like banning the trans kid from running track at your town's high school didn't improve your life in any way.

If you like Elon Musk, you used to bring a high level Horde character into low level Alliance zones and kill newbies just trying to enjoy the game because lolzors

Liberals really need to start channeling "Philly fans after winning the Super Bowl" energy.

We can wreck our cities when we win a football game but not for human rights.

If you like Elon Musk, you probably have an issue with interracial marriage even though you used to whack it to Candy Kong from Donkey Kong Country.

Anyone who likes Elon Musk has done 1 or both of these things:

1. Called his girlfriend a b*tch
2. Referred to his friends as "the boys"

Now that America's the most embarrassing country in the world, I feel very vindicated hating pep rallies in high school.

Middle-Earth has better maintained infrastructure than the US.

It's amazing how it takes Elon doing a f*cking N*zi salute to get conservatives to acknowledge spectrums exist.

If I end up in a nursing home at least I know there’s gonna be some sick Smash Bros nights

Cars are like boats for land.

Save your love for those who need it and all your vitriol for those who fucking deserve it.

ARE WE STILL PLAYING D&D AFTER THIS