rosie

Poppyseed, an all-black cat with a few white hairs, sticks her tongue out as she stares off into the middle distance

Truly an exceptional specimen

dog with knives gang

these are so cute!! 🤩

Seth Rogen accepting Catherine O’Hara’s posthumous award for Outstanding Actress in a Comedy Series for The Studio #ActorAwards

November @postoctobrist FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife 1:27 PM · Feb 18, 2017

had occasion to remember this one

Scientists: "Food gives you energy"

Me after eating:

oh he's perfect! look at his sweet face. also 🍤

Actually, a literal coat of arms would be quite fashion. Very couture. Very vogue.

It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

omg look at that face

A white parrot with yellow under her wings, flys right at us with her wings spread. She has a large purple eye patch, salmon coloured feathers around her beak, and a whole round Ritz cracker in her beak, which she just stole from our snack plate. Her name is Chi Chi and she is a Little Corella, a cockatoo.

We have 3 rescue parrots who run our household.
They must know what we are doing at all times. They are also very good thieves.
Us: this is not parrot food, it’s a Ritz cracker
Chi Chi ( Cockatoo) nodding her head: Ok …. I take!
Here Chi Chi is fleeing the crime scene with the evidence!
#birds 🪶

Interviewer: You might be able to catch some. It's all completely virtual. It's very simple, but it's also an overlay of physically based information that now exists on top of the real world. Herzog: When two persons in search of a pokémon clash at the corner of Sunset and San Vicente is there violence? Is there murder? Interviewer: They do fight, virtually. Herzog: Physically, do they fight? Interviewer: No- Herzog: Do they bite each other's hands? Do they punch each other?

Happy 30th birthday to Pokémon. Without it, the greatest Werner Herzog quote of all time would not exist.

The "espresso martini" brunette hair color trend feels rich, picture of a pretty lady (gracie abrams?) with such hair

Hearing about this new trend. It's called brown hair

#ヤギ

yess and thank you for your colour consultancy assist, genuinely would not have thought of it!

only every day my whole life of course! 🫡

15 hexagon crochet flowers in pink and green, pinned to a piece of foam

22% completed. having a job is really hindering progress

margot the dog from the archives, doing her accounts

she's actually taken the liberty of preparing your invoice

margot the dog wearing a sensible turtleneck sweater and smiling at the camera

she lives in my house

A happy magic frog that says poof. You are now untired and very happy.

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

digital rendering of a couple of aliens. the larger alien has a pointy glasslike object floating above their open hand

this is basically what happens to you after you turn 30

every time i cook 🫠

The meme thing of Agent Dale Cooper saying: “Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.” Only it’s Tim Robinson from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE

WHAT

every year millions are tricked into tuning in to the state of the union on the false hope that this year will be the year a president dies on live tv
They never die on tv they all die on the toilet and then their bodies are moved somewhere more dignified before the authorities are called

timeline cleanse - this is etta. if you stop patting her she grabs your hand and says no, you didn't

a fat plush tux cat sitting on her buns in an armchair has tipped over and fallen asleep with her head resting on the arm

The State Of The Buttons

pretty sure it depends what feed you're using. if you're on 'following' or 'mutuals', it should just be chronological. but if you're on ones like the discover feed or what's hot etc, there is some kind of algorithm to them (what that is i do not know)

very important video please watch

envy2024 is forever going through it